England v Brazil

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Post by boltonboris » Fri Jun 01, 2007 4:42 pm

I'll be cheering the lads on, I always do

Does nobody remember the Zurich 'friendly' we had with the Argies? if you want entertainment watch that game, It was amazing and played like a world cup final, I have a feeling this will be too

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Post by warthog » Fri Jun 01, 2007 4:45 pm

boltonboris wrote:I'll be cheering the lads on, I always do

Does nobody remember the Zurich 'friendly' we had with the Argies? if you want entertainment watch that game, It was amazing and played like a world cup final, I have a feeling this will be too
That was excellent because of the needle between the two teams. Somehow I can't see it being the same tonight.

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Post by Henrik's fan club » Fri Jun 01, 2007 4:49 pm

Tonight will be a very sterile match I reckon
Who needs Henry when we've got Henrik?

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Post by communistworkethic » Fri Jun 01, 2007 5:03 pm

Henrik's fan club wrote:Tonight will be a very sterile match I reckon
Didn't realise Stubbsy was playing

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Post by Batman » Fri Jun 01, 2007 5:22 pm

Ronaldinho and the rest of the Brazil team are all at the Wembley dressing room laughing and joking at how they are going to beat England.

So Ronaldinho stands up and says:

'Chaps, why don't you go to the pub, have a few beers and enjoy yourself while I take on England on my own.'

The rest of the Brazil squad look perplexed, then all agree it is a damn fine idea and off they go to the pub.

The game starts and proceeds normally, 11 England players v 1 Brazil player.

The rest of the Brazil team ask the landlord to switch the TV over to the match and start shouting, laughing and celebrating... England 0 - Brazil 1... and so they carry on drinking and celebrating.

After quite a while they remember the match and ask the landlord to check what the final score was and it was England 0 - Brazil 1. Full time and Ronaldinho had beaten England on his own... AWESOME!!

They Brazil players rush back to the stadium only to see Ronaldinho sobbing uncontrollably saying: 'I am sorry, I have let you down.'

'What are you talking about? you beat England on your own!' replied his teammates.

'Yeah, but I got sent off 12 minutes into the first half' came Ronaldinho's meek reply...

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Post by Soldier_Of_The_White_Army » Fri Jun 01, 2007 5:47 pm

Batman wrote:Ronaldinho and the rest of the Brazil team are all at the Wembley dressing room laughing and joking at how they are going to beat England.

So Ronaldinho stands up and says:

'Chaps, why don't you go to the pub, have a few beers and enjoy yourself while I take on England on my own.'

The rest of the Brazil squad look perplexed, then all agree it is a damn fine idea and off they go to the pub.

The game starts and proceeds normally, 11 England players v 1 Brazil player.

The rest of the Brazil team ask the landlord to switch the TV over to the match and start shouting, laughing and celebrating... England 0 - Brazil 1... and so they carry on drinking and celebrating.

After quite a while they remember the match and ask the landlord to check what the final score was and it was England 0 - Brazil 1. Full time and Ronaldinho had beaten England on his own... AWESOME!!

They Brazil players rush back to the stadium only to see Ronaldinho sobbing uncontrollably saying: 'I am sorry, I have let you down.'

'What are you talking about? you beat England on your own!' replied his teammates.

'Yeah, but I got sent off 12 minutes into the first half' came Ronaldinho's meek reply...

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Post by jetsetwilly » Fri Jun 01, 2007 7:54 pm

Alan Smith !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McLaren is laughable

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Post by Batman » Fri Jun 01, 2007 7:57 pm

That camp music is the worst thing I've ever heard (the one when the players emerge).


Let's hope we lose ten nowt and then get spanked by Estonia so we can get rid of McClown.

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Post by Batman » Fri Jun 01, 2007 8:07 pm

First Cole dive

first shit pass by Beckham

It's like being at the World Cup over again!

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Post by Mich Caine » Fri Jun 01, 2007 8:14 pm

SAMHATER wrote:Alan Smith !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McLaren is laughable
Stone the crows I agree with you. He is bobbins. Absolutely nothing to his game other than he puts himself about. I would prefer to see Johnson or Nugent.
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Post by warthog » Fri Jun 01, 2007 8:44 pm

Dire stuff so far. I almost went to this, just to see the new Wembley, but the idea of sitting through 90 minutes of England's football put me off.

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Post by Daxter » Fri Jun 01, 2007 8:56 pm

Totally uninspiring. Beckham has been decent enough but this England side play absolutely awful football. Bereft of any invention or attacking flair. Just go now Mclaren.

And Alan fecking Smith? Please tell me how he is better than Davies in the role they are deploying him in?

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Post by davroduk » Fri Jun 01, 2007 8:56 pm

The usual friendly game.
No one is interested.
Players going through the motions. (Brazil I mean, England giving it their best)
Shorey looks ok up to now.
TALKING BALLS AS ALWAYS

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Post by bobby5 » Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:11 pm

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Post by Batman » Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:27 pm

Thought Michael Owen was meant to be playing......

edit 1-0 that knucklehead Terry scored

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:35 pm

From what I've seen of the first 20 mins of the second half, David Beckham is absolutely rubbing McLaren's face into shit!
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Post by cowdrill » Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:52 pm

GOAL!!!!!!!


haha


mclaren out :twisted:
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Post by Porrohman » Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:53 pm

It`s like watching Bolton.

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Post by Batman » Fri Jun 01, 2007 10:06 pm

Nah, everyone hates McClaren, and only MOST people hate Bolton

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Post by Batman » Fri Jun 01, 2007 10:45 pm

Sums up the night

Diver Cole returns

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