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by davroduk
Fri Sep 26, 2014 8:43 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 511891

Re: Joke thread

Andy Waller wrote:I chatted up a dyslexic Mexican girl the other night,

She said "Get your taco, you've pulled."
OMG no !!!!!! :hang:
by davroduk
Mon Sep 15, 2014 10:11 am
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Site For Sale
Replies: 197
Views: 40644

Re: Site For Sale

So after all the banter will anyone come forward and save the site ??? Personally I dont have the time to dedicate to it to make it succesfull, but dont want it to dissapear, Yes. After some discussion we agreed that Mar would be the best option. Whatever happens in the future we have 2-3 people on...
by davroduk
Sun Sep 14, 2014 10:03 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Freedman out!
Replies: 5379
Views: 542750

Re: Freedman out!

We want him to go............
Eddie wont pay for him to go............
We are stuck with him...........
We are doomed .................. :(
by davroduk
Sun Sep 14, 2014 10:00 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Site For Sale
Replies: 197
Views: 40644

Re: Site For Sale

So after all the banter will anyone come forward and save the site ???
Personally I dont have the time to dedicate to it to make it succesfull, but dont want it to dissapear,
by davroduk
Sat Aug 09, 2014 6:17 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Watford Away 09/08/2014 - Match Thread
Replies: 530
Views: 65181

Re: Watford Away 09/08/2014 - Match Thread

Off to the usual "Flying" start again.

Long hard season ahead.

Mid table at the very best is all we can hope for. :(
by davroduk
Sun Jun 15, 2014 3:12 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Fathers Day winner announced
Replies: 48
Views: 6769

Re: Fathers Day winner announced

I got some Anti Wrinkle Cream :cry: :cry: :cry:
by davroduk
Sun Jun 08, 2014 7:49 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Where do you see Bolton Wanderers in 5 years time?
Replies: 35
Views: 6994

Re: Where do you see Bolton Wanderers in 5 years time?

Personally I dont think I will see BWFC back in the Prem in my lifetime.
And I intend living for a feckin long time baby :oyea:
by davroduk
Sun May 25, 2014 9:07 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 511891

Re: Joke thread

How can I post this on facebook to warn everyone????
by davroduk
Tue May 20, 2014 7:02 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 511891

Re: Joke thread

Im already bored with my time machine and Ive only had it for a year.


Probably wont buy it.
by davroduk
Fri Apr 18, 2014 7:36 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: I've got ten on Riga mortice - Charlton (A) 18/4/14
Replies: 155
Views: 21313

Re: I've got ten on Riga mortice - Charlton (A) 18/4/14

BWFC_Insane wrote:We now cannot mathematically make the play offs.

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
:lol: :lol: :lol:
by davroduk
Mon Mar 24, 2014 11:25 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 511891

Re: Joke thread

Prufrock wrote:Referee Andre Marriner has been ridiculed in today's newspapers for sending off Kieran Gibbs instead of Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain.

The Premier League has responded quickly by suspending Mark Clattenburg and issuing a full apology to Lewis Hamilton.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
by davroduk
Mon Mar 10, 2014 11:04 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 511891

Re: Joke thread

My doctor has told me to avoid saturated fat.......


So Ive stopped shagging the missus in the shower !!
by davroduk
Sat Mar 08, 2014 5:29 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: To Elland back! - Leeds (A) 8/3/14
Replies: 251
Views: 28047

Re: To Elland back! - Leeds (A) 8/3/14

Leeds 1- 5 Bolton O.M.G.

What went wrong :conf:
by davroduk
Fri Feb 28, 2014 4:38 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: "Look at the Cokers on that!!!"
Replies: 16
Views: 3626

Re: "Look at the Cokers on that!!!"

What a coincidence I have a shirt that says Bruce Springsteen on it, and obviousley it was worn by the man himself. No proof or anything, but would I lie to you ??? Cash offers only, in a brown envelope, to.... Mr Duck 1 Honesty Avenue Great Honesty Hindley Honestly !!!!! :wink: :wink: :wink:
by davroduk
Thu Feb 20, 2014 11:10 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 511891

Re: Joke thread

When I was young I didnt know what Tits were.

But I knew I would come across them someday.
by davroduk
Mon Feb 17, 2014 10:59 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 511891

Re: Joke thread

Bruce Rioja wrote:What's the difference between a 1984 gold medal and a cow?


Torville and Dean don't know how to milk a cow. :)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
by davroduk
Sat Feb 15, 2014 11:59 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Den bones, Den bones, Den dry bones...
Replies: 304
Views: 32048

Re: Den bones, Den bones, Den dry bones...

Oh shit!!!!!!

Forget Dougie

My avatar has dissapeared.
by davroduk
Sat Feb 15, 2014 11:58 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Den bones, Den bones, Den dry bones...
Replies: 304
Views: 32048

Re: Den bones, Den bones, Den dry bones...

Can we just get rid of him please !!!!!
by davroduk
Thu Jan 16, 2014 4:05 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: This weeks RIP's........
Replies: 1801
Views: 268946

Re: This weeks RIP's........

bobo the clown wrote:
Zulus Thousand of em wrote:RIP Trigger.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-25762006" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Dave'll be upset.

RIP
I am

R.I.P.
by davroduk
Sun Jan 12, 2014 7:45 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 511891

Re: Joke thread

I walked in on my daughter sobbing uncontrolably because her beloved rabbit had died.

Dont know why.............

All she had to do was put new battries in. :shock:

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