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by trotter58
Sat Sep 22, 2007 4:05 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Women's World Cup
Replies: 67
Views: 19453

USA 3 England 0. Just about right really. England have an attack that couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo. Good performance by the two central defenders especially Fay White who suffered a broken nose after being elbowed in the face. She got her own back by kicking the perpetrator in the fanny ju...
by trotter58
Sat Sep 22, 2007 10:43 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Women's World Cup
Replies: 67
Views: 19453

Women's World Cup quarter-final today. USA v England. Live on BBC1 from 1.00pm after Football Focus. Should be a full house and a great atmosphere if the other games involving England are anything to go by. Chance to switch-off and enjoy some football without the pressure of Premier League points at...
by trotter58
Mon Sep 17, 2007 6:56 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Women's World Cup
Replies: 67
Views: 19453

That was her! Smith is a bloody good player, so is that scott and the the lass playing left midfield and the Blonde centre back, but aye, I think they'll struggle against the yanks. One of the girls in midfield looked like she could trap it furher than i could kick it (in the words of Frank Worthin...
by trotter58
Mon Sep 17, 2007 6:46 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Women's World Cup
Replies: 67
Views: 19453

How shxt is the England number nine? I mean not just bad, fxcking terrible! She plays like a 12 year old boy in the school playground ffs. I watched the England/Japan game and thought the same then (missing an open net didn't help) and everytime she shoots she toe bungs it and even then it dribbles...
by trotter58
Mon Sep 17, 2007 6:34 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Women's World Cup
Replies: 67
Views: 19453

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:Knock it off, you two - I've had my disagreements with both of you but there's a difference between discussion and name-calling...
I think you'll find that we were discussing the Women's World Cup until Fathead arrived with a chip on his shoulder and nothing much to contribute as per usual.
by trotter58
Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:55 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Women's World Cup
Replies: 67
Views: 19453

Argentina were so bad they wouldn't look out of place in the Scottish Pub League. You being such an authority would know that of course? Stick to womens football, seems you've found your level you fanny. :roll: Right on cue. No surprise that the Scottish women's team didn't qualify. Obviously livin...
by trotter58
Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:50 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Women's World Cup
Replies: 67
Views: 19453

at least there's no cheating and the players have genuine pride in appearing for their country. I'd agree with that. One of the best aspects of the competition is that there are hardly any stoppages because the players just get on with the game. I haven't seen anyone booked yet for arguing with the...
by trotter58
Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:52 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Women's World Cup
Replies: 67
Views: 19453

England 6 Argentina 1! England through to the Quarter-Finals which will take place on Saturday lunchtime (live on BBC) Worth watching if only to see the spectacular mullet and pigtails combination sported by our number 15. Argentina were so bad they wouldn't look out of place in the Scottish Pub Lea...
by trotter58
Mon Sep 17, 2007 2:06 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Women's World Cup
Replies: 67
Views: 19453

And whatever the standard, it's a World Cup, as it's the best the game has to offer. Women's football is developing but it's still as schismatic as it has been for a decade: while there's some good attacking play on display - Kelly Smith was excellent against the Germans - the defending is often am...
by trotter58
Mon Sep 17, 2007 1:47 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Women's World Cup
Replies: 67
Views: 19453

Meanwhile, back on the pitch, the Argentina keeper's having a mare again... thankfully... To be fair the first was down to the centre half inexplicably heading it past her with no England player in sight but as for the second, it was a TACKLE by an England player outside the box that somehow found ...
by trotter58
Mon Sep 17, 2007 1:25 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Women's World Cup
Replies: 67
Views: 19453

England 2 Argentina 0 after 10 minutes and if anyone has missed the goals then make sure you catch them on the highlights tonight. Pure comedy gold!
by trotter58
Mon Sep 17, 2007 1:24 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Women's World Cup
Replies: 67
Views: 19453

I don't quite follow this, T58. They are not as strong as men, cannot run as fast as men, cannot jump as high as men, and cannot kick as far as men. Most of them are amateurs or at best semi-pro. They don't train as as long as men, have as good coaching as men, play as often as men, or play as good...
by trotter58
Mon Sep 17, 2007 1:20 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Women's World Cup
Replies: 67
Views: 19453

CrazyHorse wrote:
Batman wrote:The Brazilian women's team were pretty talented, and fit as fook
Clean shaven too.
Are you blind?! They're the biggest bunch of mingers ever to set foot on a football pitch... and i'm including the Leed's team of the 1970's!
by trotter58
Sun Sep 16, 2007 7:00 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Women's World Cup
Replies: 67
Views: 19453

officer_dibble wrote:Seriously though, are the Swedish team fit?
Not really. The fittest player i've seen so far is the American goalie. God, we sound like a bunch of women talking about the men's game!
by trotter58
Sun Sep 16, 2007 6:36 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Women's World Cup
Replies: 67
Views: 19453

Well i've seen most of the highlights and the second half of both England's games so far. The Guardian summed it up for me when they said that it was like watching blokes who aren't very good at football. In some cases it is quite literally like watching blokes, especially when Brazil or China play....
by trotter58
Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:16 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Why The Scottish Pub League Is Great
Replies: 7
Views: 1794

Why The Scottish Pub League Is Great

Anyone?
by trotter58
Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:40 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Trouble in Sam Allardyce's Newcastle paradise
Replies: 32
Views: 8897

Oh dear! Trouble in Sam Allardyce's Newcastle paradise By Rob Stewart It should have been a match made in heaven when one Britain's wealthiest entrepreneurs and one of football's most esteemed English managers came together at Newcastle United. Frustrated: Sam Allardyce watches Newcastle in action M...
by trotter58
Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:36 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Will Fat Sam still be in charge for the first game?
Replies: 2
Views: 1823

Will Fat Sam still be in charge for the first game?

Jul 30 2007 Sam’s in for Mort talks by Alan Oliver, Evening Chronicle SAM ALLARDYCE was having a “clear the air” meeting with Newcastle United chairman Chris Mort today after reports over the weekend that Kevin Keegan and Alan Shearer were returning to the club. The United boss woke up to headlines ...
by trotter58
Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:20 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Liverpool's 'New Anfield' finally unveiled
Replies: 103
Views: 19492

Here's the previous design. Which would you want your team to play in?

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by trotter58
Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:19 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Liverpool's 'New Anfield' finally unveiled
Replies: 103
Views: 19492

blurred wrote:The next question, of course, is what we're going to call it
How about 'The Eyesore'?