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BoltonBilly

You may remember, after the Team in Red game, that I said I was amazed, comlpexed and muddled that when you google Rob Styles W@nker you only get 108k hits. However, if you google the same this evening, you get 119k hits. Well, thank fcuk, things are moving the right way. But Google still has a long...

BoltonBilly

Thanks to everyone who helped with the organisation, including a special mention for Commie for his perfectly executed, abrupt instructions on my late arrival, which went along the lines of "park there, pay there, play there, you've got 3 mins 37 seconds!" I'd also like to thank my long suffering pl...

BoltonBilly

Bruce Rioja wrote:I'm in.

The new time will probably help Billy with his mischief. Have we let him know, PB?

Oh yes it does thanks

If I'm still able

BoltonBilly

Gosh that's an early start for a piss pot who's going to Fulham with 72 cans of imported Stella. I'll be giving it my best shot though so still count me in please.

Will it take me about an hour 15 from Bolton at a steady ecofriendly 55 mph?

BoltonBilly

NO BUGGIES!!!! :TWISTED: they are for hot countries and fat yanks And shy and sensitive Warehouse Keepers from Radcliffe? Ok ok I'll stroll, I'll be on the reduced cool bag anyway so I can guide the truck home, with Mummy, you'll be pleased to know, a new addition of a long haired tiger steering wh...

BoltonBilly

Thanks to Bruce and Mummy for the texts. I do have a free w/e next w/e so I'm going to Fulham to give those marvelous Super Whites some much needed support. We're doing the choo choo and Stella thingy, so I'll be easy prey for all but the most severe of hack bags. However, that said, I'm up for it. ...

BoltonBilly

I'll play, if it's a weekend I don't have the Girls

BoltonBilly

But Billy, WTF is the beef with that tank of yours? LMAO! It's a ramification of having children! It started with them buying the felt blue and white BWFC dice, which I liked and dangle with pride from the windscreen, then it progressed to a Christmas present of the faux leopard skin seat covers, i...

BoltonBilly

Well its pretty much all been said, however I must thank Commie for the organisation and the Jane bag; all freebies gratefully appreciated. I was drawn with Mummy and not having read the thread I didn't realise that he was to play off 2! Fcukin 2!! I would've loved to see his expression as I nobbed ...

BoltonBilly

Straight out of the choo choo main exit, take a left passed the taxi rank and bus station and then you'll have plenty of choice. There's loads in the town centre, tis a grand place to go on the lash. Rough and ready, with birds with big tits that eat lard - just how I like life.

BoltonBilly

My eldest daughter likes My Chemical Romance and she's burnt me cd which I'm playing in the computer - go me, multi tasking! Must say I really like it. Sort of T Rex with attitude.

BoltonBilly

A light shower in Radcliffe. but good drying weather now, dry with a gentle, non humid breeze. Another 15 months 3 weeks of this and the Muni will be fit too play. I'm playing The Old Links Friday in some sort vain effort to up my game all the way to incompetant. I'll be easy meat for you lot on Sun...

BoltonBilly

Dr Hotdog wrote:I am so very glad i've got some proper and comfortable golf shoes.

My Footjoys leak, my wets were stolen as was my all weather glove, my brolly broke round Shawhill and I hate playing in the rain.

CWE wrote: forecast for bolton is predominantly sunny from Friday

TFFT!

BoltonBilly

Excellent! I'll be there a shade before 11. Does anyone need a lift? I've had a little read of the thread and I think everyone is sorted, however if anyone's circumstances change feel free to phone me on 07919320100. I will be doing nothing on the Sunday morning except relaxing with Miss Mischief be...

BoltonBilly

Well Shaw Hill in the rain proved too much of a challenge for me, even off my bent 22. Although it was nice scoring an 8 for 1. I mean fcukin 8 shots on a hole and still a score - shocking!

BoltonBilly

Just a thought, but we could draw out on the day. Probably a hi low draw would be fairest. I'm playing today at Shaw Hill, Chorley. I've not played since February so it'll be interesting if nothing else. Two bits of good news. Firstly I have a cool bag full of import Stella. Secondly, just so you kn...

BoltonBilly

Barring disasters I'll be there! My club handicap is 23.3. To save me reading the thread can someone kindly put up what time we're teeing off and what the format will be. I only live half a mile from Regents Park so I'll be last minute! Thanks for asking. Now who's running the book? it's stableford...

BoltonBilly

Barring disasters I'll be there! My club handicap is 23.3. To save me reading the thread can someone kindly put up what time we're teeing off and what the format will be. I only live half a mile from Regents Park so I'll be last minute!

Thanks for asking.

Now who's running the book?

BoltonBilly

Batman wrote:Check an Arse message board

ask them

Now there's an idea, I'll log on as BoltonBilly - should provide for some interesting replies.

Q. When was the last time you lot fcuked up two pens in a match?

Can't do it now I'm cooking tea for the Girls but later perhaps.

BoltonBilly

Arsenal missed two penalties in a match? Not shoot outs smart arse, or fcukin retakes nobhead, but true pens?

Anyone know or can search cos I've no idea.

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