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by Leonard
Wed Jun 06, 2007 1:42 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: London 2012 Olympics Logo
Replies: 52
Views: 9745

Re: London 2012 Olympics Logo

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/43005000/gif/_43005619_london_new_pink_203.gif Is it just me that can only see it as Lisa Simpson giving a blowjob? the top left bit is a two the top right a zero bottom left a one bottom right a two. That's all I got. And it took me half hour to see that. ahhh...
by Leonard
Mon Jun 04, 2007 4:53 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: If a tree fell on Vic Reeves...
Replies: 23
Views: 4672

Wood you lot stop making tree jokes?
by Leonard
Fri Jun 01, 2007 12:58 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Anyone in the audience ever get struck by a car?
Replies: 19
Views: 3764

I once slid across the bonnet of my Dad's new Vauxhall Viva, Dukes of Hazzard style! - then got hit by him - does that count?
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by Leonard
Wed May 02, 2007 3:49 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Your favorite EVER......................Fast food dish.
Replies: 45
Views: 7931

PIZZA, no, KEBAB, no BURGER, no KFC - feck it - all of them!!
by Leonard
Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:28 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: 'Peter Kay Night' on C4 now
Replies: 45
Views: 8642

He badly needs another tour quick before people forget why they liked him. His book was proper bollocks n'all.
by Leonard
Fri Nov 04, 2005 4:22 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 929045

Mr Rose like a salmon wrote:
Gertie wrote:Oooooh my first time now be gentle with me......

OK do your worst...............

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I wish this 3ft bloke would stop picking me up!
:D :D Good one!
by Leonard
Fri Nov 04, 2005 2:29 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 929045

Gertie wrote:Oooooh my first time now be gentle with me......

OK do your worst...............

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"I first noticed that someone had painted 'Whiteys' tail black when I saw that they'd smudged a bit on her side....."
by Leonard
Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:14 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 553800

How could I forget.....? A little girls says "Grandad, can you make a sound like a frog, 'cos Dad says if you croak, we can go to Florida!" Ohe my god, i've just realise what your username and avatar are on about now! I know sarcasm doesn't always come across on a forum - but I pray that you were b...
by Leonard
Wed Oct 26, 2005 4:02 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 553800

How could I forget.....?

A little girls says "Grandad, can you make a sound like a frog, 'cos Dad says if you croak, we can go to Florida!"
by Leonard
Wed Oct 26, 2005 3:35 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 553800

One for SOTWA....

This is an ALPHABET grenade!
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If it goes off.....


It could spell DISASTER!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D
by Leonard
Wed Oct 26, 2005 2:32 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 553800

This lady had a broken tv set, so she called the tv repairman. So he came over and looked at the set, and said,"Bad news,ma’am....your tv needs a blood transfusion!" The lady was bewildered !! She said," Wait a minute,.....how can a tv need a blood transfusion?" The repairman said,"well,you see here...
by Leonard
Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:16 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 553800

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam. I'm sorry but I think this may well be in the wrong thread...this is a joke thread :oops: How very dare you!! Methinks mine was infintely funnier than yours! And even if both were deemed unfunny, mine took up 1 wasted second of someones life, you...
by Leonard
Wed Oct 26, 2005 1:00 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 553800

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?














Dam.
by Leonard
Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:07 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 929045

wigan white wrote:Why thank you, now lets try this one:-
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Diouf's spitting was getting out of control!

(And can we resize the pic?)
by Leonard
Mon Oct 17, 2005 3:16 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 929045

Blackberry Monkey wrote:Anyone else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can't see the pic!
by Leonard
Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:12 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 929045

Leonard wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:ok Tango..

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Kofi Annan's first visit to Mardi Gras
by Leonard
Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:11 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 929045

communistworkethic wrote:ok Tango..

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Dioufy's mum popped down the Reebok to watch her boy...
by Leonard
Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:00 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Film Review Thread
Replies: 240
Views: 61450

Mrs Leonard and I do this thing (no, not that thing!) where we take it in turns to choose the film, but the other doesn't know what it is. You look at the floor when you walk past the little screen outside the auditorium and shut your eyes when the BBFC Cert comes up - it's really cool cos you have ...
by Leonard
Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:13 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 929045

CrazyHorse wrote:
Backgammon wrote:Cheers :D

Here's a new one.

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Man Utd vs Chelsea, Old Trafford, November 2006
by Leonard
Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:10 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Film Review Thread
Replies: 240
Views: 61450

History of Violence is well worth a watch, if only to see the bird from Coyote Ugly in a cheerleader outfit giving aragorn a 69 * Nips off down to the local Blockbuster * gets down to local Blockbuster only to realise it's not out on DVD yet - rents Erotic Witch Project and School of Cock instead. ...

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