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by mummywhycantieatcrayons
Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:25 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 929393

Mar wrote:Image

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."
No, seriously guys, the pretzel is stuck...
by mummywhycantieatcrayons
Mon Oct 10, 2005 5:03 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 929393

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
keveh wrote:Image

The FA didn't get it quite right when they introoduced the much demanded video referee.
WINNER

Mummy was caning it until this beauty chipped up.
Foiled again...
by mummywhycantieatcrayons
Sun Oct 09, 2005 5:11 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 929393

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Sam Allardyce finally identified the 'mole' leaking details of his transfer targets to Portsmouth and Rangers.
by mummywhycantieatcrayons
Sat Oct 08, 2005 2:15 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ask Mar
Replies: 411
Views: 131250

Mummy, Some of the spicy foods have effects associated with certain parts of the body. In your case the spicy foods have an effect on your sinus' and will cause the body to flush any potential harmful substances within the spicy foods by releasing the fluids in your nose causing them to run. Simila...
by mummywhycantieatcrayons
Wed Oct 05, 2005 4:22 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Please treat me as an equal!!!
Replies: 40
Views: 9823

Mich, what on earth are you playing at mate?
by mummywhycantieatcrayons
Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:36 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ask Mar
Replies: 411
Views: 131250

Dear Mar,

Why does eating spicy food give one a runny nose?
by mummywhycantieatcrayons
Tue Sep 27, 2005 6:01 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 929393

Backgammon wrote:Of course, for the incredible piece of observation, the Victory belongs to Crazy Horse.

Congratulations

Your turn.....
Does he get to keep the trophy yet? How many times is that now CH?
by mummywhycantieatcrayons
Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:20 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Average age poll
Replies: 24
Views: 6196

H. Pedersen wrote:Wouldn't 51-60 include 60?
Yes, but the 'over 61' category wouldn't include the gentlemen who are, in fact, 61.
by mummywhycantieatcrayons
Mon Sep 26, 2005 8:59 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Film Review Thread
Replies: 240
Views: 61477

plodder wrote:Had a tremendous experience today, watched The Incredibles from start to finish with the kids. If you have not seen it do. Pure class.
Indeed - I had my photo taken with Elastigirl on Wednesday and she was hot in those thigh-high leather boots.
by mummywhycantieatcrayons
Fri Sep 23, 2005 5:46 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 929393

Thanks for the picture Soldier - I've been in Paris all week. Erm... with the Nakata angle taken, I'm still working on a caption for this one.
by mummywhycantieatcrayons
Mon Sep 19, 2005 3:04 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 929393

CrazyHorse wrote: Image
Taricco's amazing "pulling the invisible rug from under the feet" trick claimed yet another victim.
by mummywhycantieatcrayons
Mon Sep 19, 2005 11:22 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 929393

It's all gone quiet... so how about this one? http://www.inclusive.co.uk/reports/images/may01_snitsign.jpg Nicky Hunt needed the "W" from the Bolton Badge for his A-Z of sex part 23. It was a particular favourite of his. I'm a sucker for when people pick up on the background, and this is my winner....
by mummywhycantieatcrayons
Sun Sep 18, 2005 4:45 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 929393

The half-time canteen has become an attraction in its own right at the Reebok...
by mummywhycantieatcrayons
Sun Sep 18, 2005 11:22 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 929393

Now? It shows up for me...
by mummywhycantieatcrayons
Sun Sep 18, 2005 11:11 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 929393

It's all gone quiet... so how about this one?

Image

http://www.inclusive.co.uk/reports/imag ... itsign.jpg
by mummywhycantieatcrayons
Wed Sep 14, 2005 12:31 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ask Mar
Replies: 411
Views: 131250

So, sit back, put your feet up and be grateful you're not having to put up with speaking to some illiterate f**kwit when you can completely ignore whatever they're saying by scrolling past there name in the threads. Don't rise to it Monty! It gets to me to me too, but as Mar says, we should probabl...
by mummywhycantieatcrayons
Thu Sep 01, 2005 12:09 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 929393

For fxck's sake Peter, put it away.
by mummywhycantieatcrayons
Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:50 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 929393

Give it 'til 8 tomorrow morning and then anyone can post one if Batman hasn't.
by mummywhycantieatcrayons
Mon Aug 29, 2005 1:49 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Film Review Thread
Replies: 240
Views: 61477

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/lions_gate_films/crash/crash_bigposter.jpg Crash In a film-making climate of sticking to franchises for a safe and predictable level of success (I notice that a Jurrassic Park IV is on its way out), it is with some regret that I ...
by mummywhycantieatcrayons
Sun Aug 28, 2005 11:31 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 929393

That's just Ruud.

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