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by knobpolisher
Wed May 06, 2009 11:01 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Best Half Man Half Biscuit Song/Lyrics.
Replies: 11
Views: 1532

My thinga-my-jig at the bottom used to be "i left my heart in Papworth general"
. I have all the HMHB albums - some true classics.
Oddly one of my favourites in a poignant sort of way is "What is Chatteris" its sort of a love song.
by knobpolisher
Tue May 05, 2009 12:03 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Joey Barton ... wtf ??
Replies: 60
Views: 6972

Now suspended by Newcastle , paving the way for a move to Bolton or Blackburn ?
by knobpolisher
Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:39 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Swine Flu
Replies: 154
Views: 15933

Oh, and I hope everyone is looking forward to receiving their leaflet through their door about how not to die from swine flu. That's a good use of taxpayers money and not at all scaremongering and pointless. But a national pandemic flu helpline set out in the government plans is not expected to be ...
by knobpolisher
Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:46 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Swine Flu
Replies: 154
Views: 15933

Ran out of petrol this morning, thought they said don't go to Texaco
by knobpolisher
Sun Mar 01, 2009 9:22 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 553123

Bit harsh.
Mind you I think they have been a bit hasty getting married so quickly , these celebrity marriages - I will give it six months at the most.
by knobpolisher
Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:52 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: British Open Golf - Birkdale 2008
Replies: 131
Views: 12880

The Ebay guy above selling the Norman golf tee also had this for sale . http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/OPEN-GOLF-2008-BIRKDALE-VIJAY-SINGH-TITLEIST-UMBRELLA_W0QQitemZ110272637710QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item110272637710&_trksid=p3286.m14.l1318 This chap has serious problems, I think he must be a bin dipper :wink:
by knobpolisher
Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:47 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: British Open Golf - Birkdale 2008
Replies: 131
Views: 12880

By the way, where were you marshalling, KP? Some of the on-course marshalls get a very raw deal, having to stay in one place that is a very poor vantage point, all for no payment other than a lurid turquoise jacket and cap. We had the 12th, so it wasn't too bad. Crowd control was a problem at times...
by knobpolisher
Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:15 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: British Open Golf - Birkdale 2008
Replies: 131
Views: 12880

Take a look at this item

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/OPEN-2008-ROYAL-B ... .m14.l1318

And then take a look at his user name - come on own up , are you out there.
by knobpolisher
Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:18 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: British Open Golf - Birkdale 2008
Replies: 131
Views: 12880

I love Jackanory :crazy:
by knobpolisher
Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:39 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: British Open Golf - Birkdale 2008
Replies: 131
Views: 12880

Athers wrote:But he's the World Number Two? ;)
Yep I'm the world number one in our house and he's the world number two in his own mind. :D
by knobpolisher
Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:13 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: British Open Golf - Birkdale 2008
Replies: 131
Views: 12880

I was marshalling there Friday through Sunday. Its a bit of a thankless task but well worth it. Percentage wise there are more nob-end spectators than marshalls. Poulter is not worth bothering about he is turning into a Multi-coloured Montgomery , I sincerely hope he never wins a major - he is so fa...
by knobpolisher
Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:58 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: British Open Golf - Birkdale 2008
Replies: 131
Views: 12880

This morning looks awful, and Sandy Lyle's walked off after 9 or 10 holes! Absolute disgrace to walk off after 10 holes !!! He took someones place there. I marshalled yesterday at the Junior open at The Hesketh and the kids were a pleasure to watch - it was blowing a hooly and they just got on with...
by knobpolisher
Thu Nov 22, 2007 11:08 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: New England Manager
Replies: 125
Views: 24175

Some Tosser (Daily Mail guy I think) has just suggested putting Trevor Brooking in charge till after euro 2008 to "steady the ship" and give time to get the correct man in place !!!!!!!!!

I despair.
by knobpolisher
Wed Aug 15, 2007 2:03 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Official Poem Thread
Replies: 64
Views: 12563

Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end. Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you’re clean round the bend. You give me the horrors too bad to be true All of my tomorrow’s are lousy coz of you. You put the Shat in Shatter Put the Pain in Spain Your germs are splattered about Your f...
by knobpolisher
Sat Aug 04, 2007 8:19 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: GOOD VALUE - GREAT READ
Replies: 20
Views: 5369

That has got to be the buy of the Century - no wonder the clubs in debt. Shame on all of you for taking advantage of what is odviously a mistake. Ordered mine this morning.
by knobpolisher
Sun Jul 29, 2007 9:08 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Does space stop?
Replies: 27
Views: 5445

Re: Does space stop?

Mich Caine wrote:

I mean surely space must have to stop, you can't just keep going in any direction and keep going and going. But then if it did stop what would be the other side of the stop?
My guess Mich is that on one side of its stop is your left ear and the other side of the stop will be your right ear.
by knobpolisher
Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:55 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 512803

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Knobhead !!
by knobpolisher
Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:00 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 512803

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ITV present Laurence Llewellyn-Bowen in the new series of Changing Rooms Extreme.
by knobpolisher
Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:18 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Did you know?
Replies: 21
Views: 2355

If there is such a thing as reincarnation, I wan't to be a Beaver pelter it sounds great.
by knobpolisher
Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:42 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 553123

There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.