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by knobpolisher
Sat Jun 09, 2007 9:14 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 553232

There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
by knobpolisher
Wed May 16, 2007 12:37 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Conservatives abandon principles again...
Replies: 42
Views: 4766

I was fortunate enough to gain an assisted place to Canon Slade in the days when you had to pay to go there, although quite a number got assisted places. It was an excellent school although I undoubtedly didn't make the most of it. What was slightly ironic was that my Dad had actually worked on the ...
by knobpolisher
Wed May 16, 2007 12:20 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Nozzas smart money tip!
Replies: 107
Views: 22422

Knobpolishers smart money tip, keep it in your pocket.
by knobpolisher
Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:21 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
Replies: 4138
Views: 557263

If for example West Ham survive by beating Wigan this weekend then going on from there, what are the chances of Wigan launching an appeal aginst West Ham not having points deducted. Whelan will be furious if West Ham now survive at Wigans expense, I don't think we have heard the last of this.
by knobpolisher
Thu Apr 19, 2007 2:47 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Riddles
Replies: 85
Views: 16261

Ok not a big fan of riddles but here's one I got told once Two archeologists find a man embedded in ice, they automatically become multi-millionaires, get automatic of saintdom from the pontiff at the discovery of Adam (of adam and eve fame), but how do they know its him? He has no belly button !!!...
by knobpolisher
Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:04 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: In case commie wants to ski some more...
Replies: 8
Views: 1336

Montreal Wanderer wrote:Froggy types on the east coast? :shock:
Frenchy froggy types. :D
by knobpolisher
Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:45 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: In case commie wants to ski some more...
Replies: 8
Views: 1336

I have to say that skiing in Canada reminds me of a quotation from Dr Samuel Johnson in which he made the distinction between things that are "worth seeing" and those that are "worth going to see". After my trip to Whistler I would say that Canadian skiing belongs in the former category, but not th...
by knobpolisher
Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:52 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: It is like buying money!
Replies: 31
Views: 6237

This is the Sunderland who have failed to win 18 out of 42 league games this season !
This is the Sunderland who are currently averaging 1.5 goals per game !
by knobpolisher
Fri Apr 06, 2007 6:50 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Mans best friend...
Replies: 65
Views: 11004

Dujon wrote:Bad luck, Hoolio. At least you won't need to feel guilty at taking her to the vet. Chin up, you'll be right in a while.
And it saved you a bob or two in vets fees. See every cloud has a silver lining.
by knobpolisher
Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:29 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: McLaren Out !!!
Replies: 21
Views: 5127

And another thing, Englands last two qualifiers are Russia away and then finally Croatia at home. Very tricky if we needed 6 points from the two games.
by knobpolisher
Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:16 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: McLaren Out !!!
Replies: 21
Views: 5127

daxter15 wrote:OUT GiNGEER kbhead NOW
I thought this was about Mclaren, not HisRoyalgingerness.
:wink:
by knobpolisher
Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:48 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: If Leeds go down...
Replies: 31
Views: 5758

According to Wikipedia for season 1973-74: "Man Utd's 36yr stay at the top was finally ended by a 1-0 home defeat against Man City in the last but one game of the season - ironically, former United striker Denis Law scored City's winning goal." Au Contraire mon ami , Wikipedia merely continues the ...
by knobpolisher
Thu Feb 22, 2007 8:52 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: If Leeds go down...
Replies: 31
Views: 5758

NumptyNumbNuts wrote:No, ManU getting relegated in 74ish when their old player Denis Law sent them down with a back-heel while playing for Citeh in the last game of the season.
Not true !! Denis Law backeeling United out of the top flight never happened, they certainly had at least one more game to play after that.
by knobpolisher
Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:05 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Learn a lesson Mr Blair, meet Sheriff Joe!
Replies: 16
Views: 2875

LeeRoyBrown wrote:Absolutely brilliant. Like how he applies logic to his insanity.
Thats the problem it is not insanity, it is correct thinking. The do-gooders are the insane ones.
by knobpolisher
Thu Feb 08, 2007 12:15 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 553232

Man is lying in bed with his Thai girlfriend, she is stroking his todger.

He says do you want to have sex again.

She says I am just admiring your todger. I really miss mine.
by knobpolisher
Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:58 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: England vs Spain, friendly 04/02/07 predictions/discussion
Replies: 80
Views: 11407

I truly truly wanted Lineker to ask Ian Wright " So Wrighty - why is Shauny so shit, why can't he cross a ball and why can't he beat a defender". The panel of experts said the defender was dropping off wright phillips, the reason he was doing that was because even he realised that no way was he goin...
by knobpolisher
Wed Feb 07, 2007 4:17 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Weather warnings...
Replies: 50
Views: 8822

Whistler has an average annual snowfall of 30 feet according to the website. I have been checking the resort where I am going skiing and they had a light dusting of snow the other day - 4 inches. A light dusting , that would have brought this country to a halt.
by knobpolisher
Tue Feb 06, 2007 3:06 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Snow Business
Replies: 38
Views: 6109

Big White is excellent Stayed at the White Crystal 2 years ago, very pleasant accomodation. In 4 weeks and 22 1/2 hours I am off to Sun Peaks in BC Canada - so looking forward to it. Canada is without doubt the best place in the world to Ski - pleasant people and no language barrier.
by knobpolisher
Wed Jan 31, 2007 12:11 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Hooliganism ... "the English disease" ???
Replies: 24
Views: 2926

I spent a lot of time in the Netherlands and if you ask a dutch person where they come from and they come from the district of Holland they will say Holland never Netherlands. However the non Hollanders always say the Netherlands in response to the same question. Thats because the Hollanders are so ...
by knobpolisher
Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:43 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Hooliganism ... "the English disease" ???
Replies: 24
Views: 2926

bobo the clown wrote:
knobpolisher wrote:Holland is not actually a country !
??????
Whats ?????? mean ? - The country is Netherlands , Holland is a district in the West of the Netherlands. Bit like saying Essex is a Country.

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