Search found 19 matches

by JAM
Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:52 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Work Experience
Replies: 30
Views: 4260

I did mine many moons ago at a well known electronics company and spent the week making illegal games for my super nintendo. It's amazing what you can do with the right software and a soldering iron - quality.
by JAM
Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:42 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The idiot test - are YOU really that daft?
Replies: 18
Views: 3900

I've just tried this in one of my lessons. Some of the kids got more right than I did :oops:




so they got extra homework :twisted:
by JAM
Tue Sep 12, 2006 4:56 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Best laid plans....
Replies: 29
Views: 4095

I realised at the age of 7 I was kack at footie when playing for my school I got put in net and the fat kid played at right back. I always wanted to be a pilot and would have joined the RAF had I not met the now Mrs. JAM. Two kids later and the RAF has gone for a Burton. I'm now a special needs teac...
by JAM
Tue Sep 12, 2006 11:41 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are the best foods to eat to put on weight?
Replies: 23
Views: 4031

My Mrs. has got plenty going spare if you're interested.
by JAM
Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:52 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Who would you be?
Replies: 40
Views: 6611

I'd quite like to be sam allardyce. I'd log on to www.mackemboozer.co.uk and similar webisites and tell them to stick their job up thier arse. :D
by JAM
Fri Jul 14, 2006 3:44 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Chester Races - Is anyone going or have any tips?
Replies: 9
Views: 1913

Yea - however much money you take you will spend (unless you have a big win) beware!

Just as work expands to fill the time available, bets expand to fill the races available.

As for tips, if anyone tells you they know what they're talking about they probably don't - go with your gut!
by JAM
Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:23 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Possibly the most arrogant series of articles I've ever seen
Replies: 21
Views: 5408

"In the midfield, we all know about the combative and goal-scoring strength of Kevin Nolan, who is a younger and more rounded version of the Lee Bowyer of old." :shock: :crazy: :D :shock: :crazy: :D :shock: :crazy: :D :shock: :crazy: :D :shock: :crazy: :D :shock: :crazy: If I were Nolan I'd be have...
by JAM
Mon Jul 10, 2006 3:33 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Best and Worst Games.
Replies: 2
Views: 609

Best -
The final. Because I had Italy in the sweep at work

Worst-
England - Portugal. There's only so many times you can shout, "We're not going to win plying like this erikson you stupid f*cking c*ck" at the tv before it gets boring.
by JAM
Fri Jul 07, 2006 12:43 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: 3rd 4th Place Playoff
Replies: 7
Views: 1344

Probably wrong, but I think it might have something to do with those wonderfully accurate World Rankings!! You're probably right, and here's the top ten. However I cannot believe the sarcastic tone of your post - USA are obviously much better than argentina :roll: 1 Brazil 2 Czech Republic 3 The Ne...
by JAM
Thu Jul 06, 2006 10:30 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: 3rd 4th Place Playoff
Replies: 7
Views: 1344

3rd 4th Place Playoff

Why? Does anyone care? For the players it must be the worst thing ever - get so close to the world cup final, get knocked out, then have to play a meaningless game. It's not the frickin Olympics there's no bronze medal on offer. Maybe we should follow this example and see who finishes third in the F...
by JAM
Fri Jun 30, 2006 3:07 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Germany V Argie Bargie
Replies: 26
Views: 3859

Hopefully there'll be a flurry of yellow cards - a distinct possibility. Then the same again in their semi so we'll be playing against the second XI if..............sorry when we reach the final.

Having said that Argentina's second choice players looked pretty handy against Holland.
by JAM
Fri Jun 30, 2006 2:55 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: This guy as his priorities in order
Replies: 6
Views: 1310

a proper fan would have used the burning embers for a BBQ I know Australia has a good world cup but lets not get giddy. The black on the outside, frozen in the middle, food poisoning giving, man with stick poking fire method of cooking might be all right for our backward convicted cousins but lets ...
by JAM
Fri Jun 30, 2006 2:37 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: This guy as his priorities in order
Replies: 6
Views: 1310

He probably should have asked the Mrs. to go and fetch the fridge out - nothing worse than a warm....... I mean red hot beer when you're watching the footie.
by JAM
Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:27 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: England Team for Sweden
Replies: 49
Views: 9645

Can't see Rooney starting as he's unlikely to last 90 mins and if he does he'll be completley fooked. I'd like to see him given a similar amount of time as yesterday - certainly no more than 45 min. What's the point of risking him for any longer? Think the only change may come in midfield. The probl...
by JAM
Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:20 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: T&T v England
Replies: 77
Views: 23390

Pupils leave school at 1545.

Mr. JAM in car on way home at 1546 - there will be no marking tonight.
by JAM
Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:11 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Aus V Japan.
Replies: 17
Views: 3306

Mate of mine was just saying how glad he was that he hadn't put Cahill in his fantsay league team - gutted :D Im surprised he wasnt on from the start. Was he injured/not match fit? Don't know but I can't imagine Australia have that much quality that they could afford to leave him out without good r...
by JAM
Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:02 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Aus V Japan.
Replies: 17
Views: 3306

Mate of mine was just saying how glad he was that he hadn't put Cahill in his fantsay league team - gutted :D
by JAM
Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:58 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 707335

Backgammon wrote:Cheers :D

Here's a new one.

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A pie shortage at the JJB leads to nasty scenes, resulting in both the Wigan fans being ejected from the ground.
by JAM
Thu Sep 01, 2005 12:30 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Transfer Window, Managers, Shopping, My Mrs. and Toasties
Replies: 14
Views: 1854

Transfer Window, Managers, Shopping, My Mrs. and Toasties

It suddenly occurred to me in a rare moment of clarity yesterday evening whilst watching SSN that the transfer window makes football managers behave like my Mrs. on a shopping spree. My point is that what ever happens she can't come home empty handed - doesn't matter what she comes home with as long...