Search found 2821 matches

by Burnden Paddock
Tue Oct 20, 2020 7:07 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: A Barrow load of trouble. Barrow (A) League 2. 20/10/20 KO 7pm
Replies: 254
Views: 3154

Re: A Barrow load of trouble. Barrow (A) League 2. 20/10/20 KO 7pm

He has to go. Preferably before half time!
by Burnden Paddock
Sat Oct 17, 2020 3:36 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Oldham or fold em, but no full house in sight..
Replies: 253
Views: 3632

Re: Oldham or fold em, but no full house in sight..

Amazing what can happen when you actually try to get in behind the opposition full backs!
by Burnden Paddock
Sat Oct 17, 2020 11:32 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The athletics/running thread
Replies: 7429
Views: 238844

Re: The athletics/running thread

If I was that shape, I'd be delighted! :D 3 mile plod for me today with friend and dog. Still super slow. It’s a bit soul destroying. Devoured an entire chocolate orange afterwards I was so depressed about it! :oops: That's 278 calories a mile...….. Didn’t need to know that. Why can’t you be encour...
by Burnden Paddock
Sat Oct 10, 2020 4:59 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The athletics/running thread
Replies: 7429
Views: 238844

Re: The athletics/running thread

:shock: Just saw on the BBC some Ugandan geezer ran 26:11 for a new 10k world record, and an Ethiopian woman ran 14:06 to break the 5k WR. Well I’ve just ran about 5 minutes over his 10k record for 5k. Do I get a prize? ‘Worlds slowest runner’ or something? Tbf he probably didn’t have to stop for h...
by Burnden Paddock
Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:37 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm
Replies: 166
Views: 3707

Re: What's the collective noun for a group of wheelchair bound detectives? Newport County at home. 26th Sep 2020 3.00pm

Commentary gone off now. I'm picturing Burden Paddock sneaking off under the stand with a pair of wire snips and a cheeky grin. 😂 I don’t know which will make me smash the laptop first, our performance, or listening to that prick wank himself daft! We are utterly fecking abysmal all over the park, ...
by Burnden Paddock
Fri Sep 25, 2020 5:07 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The athletics/running thread
Replies: 7429
Views: 238844

Re: The athletics/running thread

Some years ago Thebish shared an excellent slow cooker recipe for vegetarian chili bean soup with me; a recipe which I still use to this day. In fact, only this week I decided to knock-up a batch after my younger brother gave me a bag full of his homegrown scotch bonnet chilis. Oh my! Yesterday eve...
by Burnden Paddock
Fri Sep 11, 2020 4:46 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The athletics/running thread
Replies: 7429
Views: 238844

Re: The athletics/running thread

I'm picturing you galloping musically through the hills of Sussex like Julie Andrews. If you’d been nearer the back at Clair park run you’d have been treated to the distant warblings of “the hills are alive...” Serves you right for being so fast and missing out on that musical feast. He’ll have hea...
by Burnden Paddock
Fri Sep 11, 2020 7:16 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The athletics/running thread
Replies: 7429
Views: 238844

Re: The athletics/running thread

You motivated me Bruce. Now the kids are back at school this week I’ve no good excuse either so dusted off my running shorts that have been languishing in a drawer for the last month, grabbed my trainers and the dog and set off for a very slow, unfit, humid few miles. Hated every minute of it! Befo...
by Burnden Paddock
Mon Jul 06, 2020 4:04 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Tonight's Football
Replies: 5188
Views: 225004

Re: Tonight's Football

Meh. We only got beaten 3-0 by Man City... Therefore Arsenal better then Liverpool?! 🤔 😉 By that logic, Southampton must be better than Arsenal. 😉 Only, Arsenal never have their keeper get lobbed from the halfway line. Oh, hang on.... :D Thanks for reminding me of the most traumatic evening of my t...
by Burnden Paddock
Mon Jul 06, 2020 4:02 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Tonight's Football
Replies: 5188
Views: 225004

Re: Tonight's Football

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Mon Jul 06, 2020 1:21 pm
Burnden Paddock wrote:
Mon Jul 06, 2020 12:44 pm
Gooner Girl wrote:
Thu Jul 02, 2020 10:19 pm
Meh. We only got beaten 3-0 by Man City... Therefore Arsenal better then Liverpool?! 🤔 😉

By that logic, Southampton must be better than Arsenal. 😉
Only, Arsenal never have their keeper get lobbed from the halfway line. Oh, hang on.... :D
😂
by Burnden Paddock
Mon Jul 06, 2020 12:44 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Tonight's Football
Replies: 5188
Views: 225004

Re: Tonight's Football

Gooner Girl wrote:
Thu Jul 02, 2020 10:19 pm
Meh. We only got beaten 3-0 by Man City... Therefore Arsenal better then Liverpool?! 🤔 😉

By that logic, Southampton must be better than Arsenal. 😉
by Burnden Paddock
Wed Jul 01, 2020 1:36 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Pies in administration
Replies: 86
Views: 5860

Re: Pies in administration

The were giving it large when we went into admin. For that reason they can go feck themselves!
by Burnden Paddock
Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:02 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The athletics/running thread
Replies: 7429
Views: 238844

Re: The athletics/running thread

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Mon Jun 29, 2020 10:46 pm
Ran my fastest (or least slow ;) ) 5K sine Dec 2018 this morning, which was nice.
Nice one!

Not looking forward to tonight's run out on the parkrun course. It's gonna hurt!
by Burnden Paddock
Mon Jun 29, 2020 9:51 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: New Manager Thread
Replies: 281
Views: 22848

Re: New Manager Thread

Harry Genshaw wrote:
Mon Jun 29, 2020 8:48 pm
LeverEnd wrote:
Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:08 pm
So bring on the new season with me living back up North and getting to more games!!!
Well that's next season written off then!

He’s not allowed at any aways. That’s if any of us are!
by Burnden Paddock
Tue Jun 23, 2020 5:50 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The athletics/running thread
Replies: 7429
Views: 238844

Re: The athletics/running thread

I staggered out for a slow 3 miler yesterday with a friend. I hate running in this weather! Don’t understand why certain people won’t run in the rain. :conf: I think I prefer it. Too hot down south for anymore exercise this week! ☀️ Don’t you bloody start! :Jedi: I mentioned no names. If you’ve got...
by Burnden Paddock
Tue Jun 23, 2020 4:47 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The athletics/running thread
Replies: 7429
Views: 238844

Re: The athletics/running thread

Gooner Girl wrote:
Tue Jun 23, 2020 1:35 pm
I staggered out for a slow 3 miler yesterday with a friend. I hate running in this weather! Don’t understand why certain people won’t run in the rain. :conf: I think I prefer it. Too hot down south for anymore exercise this week! ☀️

Don’t you bloody start! :Jedi:
by Burnden Paddock
Fri Jun 19, 2020 7:32 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 8002
Views: 316517

Re: General Chit Chat

No Virologist, me, but I'm far from convinced that we've reached stage three. Also, I remain fecking appalled by the laissez faire attitude being exhibited by so many in relation to social distancing. By way of 'new normal', by the way, I've just had my first ever GP appointment to be held over Sky...
by Burnden Paddock
Thu Jun 18, 2020 1:14 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 8002
Views: 316517

Re: General Chit Chat

Hoboh wrote:
Thu Jun 18, 2020 9:47 am
2-3 years before I'll consider a holiday abroad again, BWFCi sums up the restricted, unless you just like pool lounging and the hotel bar service, with restrictions to a tee.

Start really worrying GG if someone suggests little Lever caravan park :D

:lol:
by Burnden Paddock
Thu Jun 18, 2020 1:14 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 8002
Views: 316517

Re: General Chit Chat

I guess if you have friends like BR does then its ok. But no way would I fancy staying in any hotel anywhere now. A cottage sounds a good bet to me. Oh, absolutely. If this option wasn't / proves not to be available, coupled with the fact that this year's Green Man has been cancelled, then it's Kes...
by Burnden Paddock
Tue Jun 16, 2020 3:48 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....
Replies: 4421
Views: 155916

Re: Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

Take every opportunity I can to hate the red bastards of course, but feck me the lad Rashford is a good kid, isn't he? Aye. It's bloody annoying! I see there’s been a u turn on it which is great. Last summer our church did some regular hot meals in the church building for some kids earmarked by tea...