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by TANGODANCER
Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:19 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: the flattery of imitation
Replies: 2
Views: 716

Hmmm. Couldn't resist hinting that we didn't really deserve to win though, could he? He wants sort of "big club" football, ala West Ham, but with a bit of long-ball rough stuff and guts when needed. Ah well, good to see the "big clubs" even acknowleging us I suppose. Hamaan will show them how it's d...
by TANGODANCER
Fri Sep 29, 2006 10:04 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: MURDER IN WANDERERVILLE! The New TW Novel
Replies: 160
Views: 48304

I dare say the Aboriginals who suffered a holocaust-like persecution may wish for more progressive times, TD. Well, er indirectly that could be put back at our own door Commie, as could Crusades, Empiring and slave trading etc. Bit different from a bit of harmless sledging over sport don't you thin...
by TANGODANCER
Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:49 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: MURDER IN WANDERERVILLE! The New TW Novel
Replies: 160
Views: 48304

Whole thing is a load of bollux. Sledging between us and the Roos is a national pastime. Neither side takes offence, except the do-gooders in the new "civil rights, plitically correct" mode we now live in. We'll be sending each other love-letters next. Read this week that the famous Aussie "bloke" c...
by TANGODANCER
Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:42 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
Replies: 4138
Views: 663703

I saw a "Sam" mentioned as a replacement in one of their several "Pardew out!" threads. Amazing what a bit of a bad spell can do for someone who was Mr Wonderful only a week or two ago. What price entertainment now? Love to hear Louise's views on that one. Seems there are a few Wham supporters who'...
by TANGODANCER
Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:57 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!
Replies: 4138
Views: 663703

Don't cry for us Argentina. Yeeeeaaaahhhh! :mrgreen:

Fray and Bentos don't seem the flavour of the month. Back to blowing bubbles and eating jellied eels. :mrgreen:
by TANGODANCER
Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:05 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Urban regeneration opportunities in East London?
Replies: 15
Views: 2914

blurred wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:Not the best of ideas in the homeleand of Don Corleone and co. Typical Wham arrogance.
Naivety or stupidity, yes. Arrogance? Nah.
It's usually naive or stupid people who are arrogant anyway.
by TANGODANCER
Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:58 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Urban regeneration opportunities in East London?
Replies: 15
Views: 2914

blurred wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:Not the best of ideas in the homeleand of Don Corleone and co. Typical Wham arrogance.
Naivety or stupidity, yes. Arrogance? Nah.
But, they're a "big club" blurred. I'll stand by arrogant.
by TANGODANCER
Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:56 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Author Author
Replies: 20
Views: 2701

He's at it again, covering up his own ineficiencies by targeting others: Skysports: "Meanwhile, Ferdinand has demanded United find their consistency if they are to win The Premiership title this season. United have failed to win in their last two games and Ferdinand is keen for his side to get back ...
by TANGODANCER
Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:38 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Daddly-Long Legs
Replies: 31
Views: 5627

Spiders (the large variety, sort of a golf ball with legs) are amazingly fast. Here's how to catch em: Drop a tumbler over the little b's, whether on the floor or a wall, and then slide a beer mate gently underneath it. Then take it outside and drop it over the fence into your least favourite neighb...
by TANGODANCER
Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:13 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Urban regeneration opportunities in East London?
Replies: 15
Views: 2914

Palermo fans and the regional governor of Sicily have accused West Ham supporters of wearing offensive T-shirts with "The Mafia" written on them during the first leg match in London, which Palermo won 1-0. [/quote] Not the best of ideas in the homeleand of Don Corleone and co. Typical Wham arrogance.
by TANGODANCER
Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:10 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Daddly-Long Legs
Replies: 31
Views: 5627

Wife is utterly paranoid about daddy L's (one of the kids emptied a jam jar full of them on her face when she was asleep)
years ago). Half of my evening at the moment is hearing shrieks and chasing the little b.s around. Aparently, a plague of spiders is hot on their heels. Great news. :evil:
by TANGODANCER
Thu Sep 28, 2006 12:33 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Urban regeneration opportunities in East London?
Replies: 15
Views: 2914

All this talk of takeovers is upsetting Poor Alan Pardew (henceforth known as PAP) http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/w/west_ham_utd/5383996.stm It's the reason they're in such poor form you know. Yeah, none of the players can sleep at night from wondering how their share prices are doi...
by TANGODANCER
Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:52 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Author Author
Replies: 20
Views: 2701

People who buy and read that have either: too much money, not enought to do with their time or are Man U supporters who all suffer from tunnel vision anyway. Nuff said. :evil:
by TANGODANCER
Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:33 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Author Author
Replies: 20
Views: 2701

Backgammon wrote:They were asking for alternative names for his book last night on Five Live. The winning title was 'fans ferdinand'...

I thought of a few alternatives...

'Cock' would have been a good title for it.

Cock by Rio Ferdinand..
Rio Speedwaggon?
by TANGODANCER
Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:28 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Urban regeneration opportunities in East London?
Replies: 15
Views: 2914

Re: Urban regeneration opportunities in East London?

Eli Papouchado, the Israeli backing the planned takeover bid of West Ham by Kia Joorabchian, says he knows nothing about football but realises such a deal would provide a "real estate opportunity". The above "story" is carried in a number of newspapers this morning. So the good old pearly queens' s...
by TANGODANCER
Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:26 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: MURDER IN WANDERERVILLE! The New TW Novel
Replies: 160
Views: 48304

I'd quite like to be in one of these novel thingies.......althought the self-fellatiating part doesn't really appeal.... :roll: come on, let's face it if you could you'd probably never leave the house. Or, as Bernard Manning once said to an air-hostess who told him: "In the event of an emergency, l...
by TANGODANCER
Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:33 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: MURDER IN WANDERERVILLE! The New TW Novel
Replies: 160
Views: 48304

Since Sotwa and I had a go at everybody, only fair to give you a chance to get your own back. Count me in. (but no bloody horses please) :mrgreen:
by TANGODANCER
Wed Sep 27, 2006 4:31 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: MURDER IN WANDERERVILLE! The New TW Novel
Replies: 160
Views: 48304

Tals-biggest-fan wrote:i want to be in the cast please! i want to be aboxer lol
We having animals in then? :mrgreen:
by TANGODANCER
Wed Sep 27, 2006 1:23 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 627093

Sticky Vicky's daughter gives a preview of some of the objects in her new stage act. Highlight of the show is a golf bag and trolley (not in picture)
by TANGODANCER
Tue Sep 26, 2006 11:49 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Author Author
Replies: 20
Views: 2701

Rio Faretheewell is the most talked about by Rio Faretheewell. Always giving interviews where he tells everyone they have to stand up and be counted, (he was at it again tonight in the Metro) always dashes the length of the field when someone score to make sure he gets on camera. Wonder if he tells ...