It's right mess, but would be worse with another dodgy defender taking up a wage and place.
Also, if I ran the club (it'd be brilliant obvs) I wouldn't be committing any more long term wages to this particular project until I knew it wasn't a load of bollocks. Cheap loans or nothing.

Saw that! Brilliant. Shame he didn't mention the school run.

I think against Harrogate I would pick a midfield of Tutte, White and have Comley sit behind. Literally go to protect a point and try and build on that. Means dropping Doyle... https://img.startingeleven.co.uk/usr/a/5f70f32a17230.jpg https://startingeleven.co.uk/user-formation/326372 I see your poi...

I can't shake the feeling that finally one of those 'I got Scunthorpe to the Champions League on Football Manager' letters finally slipped through the recruitment net and we mistakenly appointed Tobias Phoenix. He's actually called Trevor Peanut and lives in his gran's spare room.

Escaping bats?

officer_dibble wrote: ↑

Sat Sep 26, 2020 11:17 pm

We’ve not even got the fans in the ground giving stick, booing - evatt/Phoenix signed every single player - there are no excuses for this! He could be the first manager we’ve ever had potted without a game in front of fans. It’s woeful.

Just him or Phoenix too?

These are questions that phoenix should be answering rather than leaving a floundering rookie manager to take all the flak. Iles describes him as having 'an air of mystery'. The mystery is where he's come from, what qualifies him for a big job like this. I reread the interview he deigned to give Ile...

Sack the useless prick. Life's too short to waste on giving yet another manager time to piss about and still get nowhere. We could've just thrown a condom soiled toilet brush vaguely near the touchline and we'd literally be in the exact same position as this dick right now. Could've maybe even done...

Haven't been impressed with White. He seems no better than the other midfielders we have been playing. I don't rate Darcy the way others on here do, but at least he fights hard and not afraid to put in a shift. Not seeing that with the current set. They seem scared. I'm also not entirely convinced ...

I’m not seeing it. Gone by the end of next month is my prediction. I think they'll desperately cling to.him no.matter what. To a point obviously, but no way this side of Christmas. We've signed some shit but a reasonable team can be made from what we've got. He might need to set aside his lofty ide...

“I have to pick players who are going to show me the desire to win – they might not technically be the best players for the system, the shape or the opposition but if they give me 100 per cent desire and commitment, work their nuts off, it might be the best way forward at the moment. We need to stop...

Evatt says we look like Real Madrid in training. He does realise that it's our defenders making them look like that? :lol: I think the Revels metaphor would work better if their flavours were based on different varieties of animal dung. I'm no fan of maltesers but I'm offended on their behalf by th...

Right, time to immeasurably improve the entertainment factor by going stripping some wallpaper.

officer_dibble wrote: ↑

Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:45 pm

LeverEnd wrote: ↑

Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:44 pm

Prufrock wrote: ↑

Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:39 pm

"how big are your tits?"

About 6ft6.

superb

I'm here all week.

Prufrock wrote: ↑

Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:39 pm

"how big are your tits?"

About 6ft6.

Absolutely ideal time to give Darcy a chance. Very poor substitutions.

Commentary gone off now. I'm picturing Burden Paddock sneaking off under the stand with a pair of wire snips and a cheeky grin.

Comley is a knob.

Hang your head gethin lad.

DJBlu wrote: ↑

Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:12 pm

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote: ↑

Sat Sep 26, 2020 4:09 pm

I could live without Henshaw shouting "CHANCE!!!" every time we touch it in their half.

It's almost as poor as the game.

He sounds like a telephone sex pest with his breathing into the mic. I keep expecting him to ask the Scottish geezer what he's wearing.