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by jaffka
Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:09 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Lets get it straight here
Replies: 109
Views: 17030

Aye let them post, seems like a seasonal thing when the K-Nobs arrive.
by jaffka
Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:28 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Lets get it straight here
Replies: 109
Views: 17030

About this time last season did'nt we have a nob from Hearts posting here?

Must be a full moon...
by jaffka
Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:00 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Official You Tube/weird world thread.
Replies: 3065
Views: 383824

markakamark wrote:I challenge you to watch this without laughing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1HyiapQXBs

Also, if you can survive the clip around 50 secs without wetting yourself you deserve a medal.
I thought that was class! :mrgreen:
by jaffka
Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:17 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 551539

I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up. She said I have to stop w***ing. :shock:


When I asked why she said, “Because I’m trying to examine you!” :lmfao:
by jaffka
Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:23 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Mendy returns to the Prem
Replies: 20
Views: 2266

Hull are looking like they are meaning business.
by jaffka
Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:45 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Anyone tried this form
Replies: 7
Views: 1488

Prufrock wrote:
jaffka wrote:Reminds me of the Moonfruit forum...the owner got sent down for passing on information that led to violence.
Mike Riley's address?
Facilitating the exchange of details so that violence could be organised.
by jaffka
Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:51 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Anyone tried this form
Replies: 7
Views: 1488

Reminds me of the Moonfruit forum...the owner got sent down for passing on information that led to violence.
by jaffka
Mon Jun 16, 2008 10:21 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Here I go again.
Replies: 34
Views: 4521

Can someone tell me how to do an avatar without altering the screen settings??
by jaffka
Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:25 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Are they all bastards?
Replies: 18
Views: 2808

I thought fack him with the refusal on the under 21 scene. And never let us forget the Tottington rent boy Neville's "I'll lead the England team out on strike" or Chris Sutton's (Chris fecking Sutton's) refusal to play for England B. I have a potato peeler, sea salt, vinegar and firewood. :twisted:...
by jaffka
Sun Jun 15, 2008 11:09 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Are they all bastards?
Replies: 18
Views: 2808

Bentley is a big time charly...and smug cant as well. Looks like a real smart ass on the interviews, I thought fack him with the refusal on the under 21 scene.

Re the sixfingers haha, you guys are gonna suffer...haha
by jaffka
Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:07 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Greatest EVER.................Chat up lines.
Replies: 68
Views: 10692

these are terrible. can anyone put one forward that has worked in the past? All's I can think is "I think you should come to mine, and not go home" :conf: pretty simple but worked Do you fancy a f@@k? worked but the girl was a definite quarter to 2'er How much did it cost though? :mrgreen: a visit ...
by jaffka
Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:43 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Greatest EVER.................Chat up lines.
Replies: 68
Views: 10692

hisroyalgingerness wrote:these are terrible. can anyone put one forward that has worked in the past?

All's I can think is "I think you should come to mine, and not go home" :conf: pretty simple but worked
Do you fancy a f@@k? worked but the girl was a definite quarter to 2'er
by jaffka
Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:35 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Greatest EVER.................Chat up lines.
Replies: 68
Views: 10692

Hey love heres 20p, now go and ring home and tell them your not coming home tonight...
by jaffka
Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:49 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Greatest EVER.................Chat up lines.
Replies: 68
Views: 10692

kin ell this thread is the greatest!!!!
by jaffka
Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:44 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Greatest EVER.................Chat up lines.
Replies: 68
Views: 10692

CrazyHorse wrote:
jaffka wrote:Can I storm your palace of passion with my purple battering ram?
:shock:
Was that directed at me? Because you'll have to buy me dinner first.
I will take you out for dinner, if you like chicken then suck on my cock its foul :laugh:
by jaffka
Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:41 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: That boy Ronaldo
Replies: 83
Views: 12481

What a shame for the rags, that their fave wants off!!!!
by jaffka
Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:40 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Greatest EVER.................Chat up lines.
Replies: 68
Views: 10692

TANGODANCER wrote:
jaffka wrote:Hey love I bet I could get you banging like a shat house door in the wind.
The quality of any women falling for that one would be dubious at very best. :wink:


:D
by jaffka
Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:40 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Greatest EVER.................Chat up lines.
Replies: 68
Views: 10692

Can I storm your palace of passion with my purple battering ram?
by jaffka
Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:27 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Greatest EVER.................Chat up lines.
Replies: 68
Views: 10692

Hey love I bet I could get you banging like a shat house door in the wind.
by jaffka
Thu Jun 05, 2008 6:26 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: You are the ref
Replies: 29
Views: 3288

Montreal Wanderer wrote:I suppose it would result in all 11 men standing between the posts on the goal line to defend the indirect free kick. It would look very odd.
Which is the only place on the field of play where the defending players could stand closer than the 10 yards (or 9.15 meters) from the ball.

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