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by Little Green Man
Fri May 05, 2006 3:36 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 928717

Mr. Skinner, you might be an MP but you can still get nicked for impersonating a police officer.
by Little Green Man
Fri May 05, 2006 2:34 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 928717

"Minister, reading Where The Wild Things Are won't help in locating those missing criminals"
by Little Green Man
Fri May 05, 2006 12:11 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 928717

We have a WINNER!

Well done to Bruce Rioja for this vintage:

"Sceptics are proved correct as the Euro goes tits up!"

(I was half expecting to see a "I'll see your 300 and I'll raise you one"
or even a "Germans encourage shoppers to shoot their wad")
by Little Green Man
Thu May 04, 2006 1:15 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 928717

Do your worst, as the talent spotter said to the German sausage impersonator

Image
by Little Green Man
Thu May 04, 2006 12:15 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 928717

Ooh, wasn't expecting that. Thanks!

I'll shove something up at lunchtime.
by Little Green Man
Wed May 03, 2006 10:11 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 928717

Lily and Shrek hear that Big Sam is still pitching for the England job.
by Little Green Man
Wed May 03, 2006 5:44 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 928717

Premiership stars can only look on and smirk as TheWanderer forum regulars struggle write a caption that's even remotely funny.
by Little Green Man
Tue May 02, 2006 8:50 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 928717

Sven: Ask Lawrie if he's got a sister called Dorothy.












(If you understood that, then I can only apologise for my actions. Mind you, looks like Sam's already got one.)
by Little Green Man
Tue May 02, 2006 6:07 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 928717

'Give her one from me, Sam', remarked Sven, as they mulled over the FA's 'droit de seigneur' rule.


(or 'jus primae noctis' if you prefer the Latin - I know Sven does)
by Little Green Man
Tue May 02, 2006 6:03 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 928717

So, Sam, how long has Brian Robson's head been growing out of your shoulder? Looks more like Lawrie Sanchez to me. I was going to do something along the lines of: "Sven congratulates Zaphod Beeblebrox on succeeding him as England manager" but I fear I may have been gazumped (and anyway Sam looks mo...
by Little Green Man
Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:34 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 928717

Oops upside your head, I said oops upside your head.
by Little Green Man
Fri Apr 28, 2006 11:53 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 928717

Cheers Keveh!! OK. Have a go with this one. Keveh - can you pick a winner for this one please? After today, I'm not going to have computer access until the middle of next week. http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Politics/Pix/pictures/2002/09/30/prescottspeech372.jpg As a former union official o...
by Little Green Man
Wed Apr 26, 2006 5:28 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 928717

Mrs. Koyabashi, seen here in white, demonstrates her grasp of international sign language, as the Nagoya Ladies Guild are less than impressed by a visit from the World Cup winning Charlton brothers.
by Little Green Man
Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:05 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 928717

Anne McKevitt was reduced to doing any job she could lay her hands on.
by Little Green Man
Tue Apr 25, 2006 9:29 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 928717

Film crew check out locations for the remake of 'Howards End'.
by Little Green Man
Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:50 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 928717

Glazer has a stroke












(This competition really brings out the worst in me)
by Little Green Man
Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:53 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 928717

Wolves were the favourites to go down.












(Sorry!)
by Little Green Man
Sat Apr 22, 2006 1:00 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 928717

'Rispec to the Staines Massive!'

'No, hang on a minute...'

'Calm down, calm down. It's the bizzies..'

'No, that's not right.'

'Ain't going in no plane, fool!'

'Oh, b*ll*cks, I can do this...'

'Blessed are the meek'

'Oh, shite! Barry.... who was I supposed to be doing, again?'
by Little Green Man
Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:08 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 928717

In the wake of Hurricane Katrina, FEMA's disaster relief effort gets into full swing
by Little Green Man
Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:29 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 928717

Ronald, look where the ad agency has placed our hamburger shot

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