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by Bruce Rioja
Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:25 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 678894

Backgammon wrote:24 hours are up and we have a winner! I love a bit of toilet humour...

All yours Bruce.
Thank you very much indeed Backgammon, I'm glad you liked it.

Ahem, Cheval Fou, any chance of a little adjustment? :wink:

Right, I shall set off in search of a little something for the weekend!
by Bruce Rioja
Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:29 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3691
Views: 332175

What do you call a Judge with no thumbs?













Justice Fingers!
by Bruce Rioja
Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:27 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Xpert 11
Replies: 3
Views: 920

Count me out for next Season fella, but thanks very much for sorting this seasons out. 8)
by Bruce Rioja
Thu Feb 09, 2006 4:07 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 678894

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On hearing of his latest gaff, the players decided to show Sven how best to kiss his own arse goodbye.
by Bruce Rioja
Mon Feb 06, 2006 12:49 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 678894

hisroyalgingerness wrote:michelle mcmanus sadly never made it onto celebrity love island
Winner
Step up to the plate Oh Ginger one, for 'tis you that has won!
by Bruce Rioja
Fri Feb 03, 2006 4:17 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 678894

Cheers Horse - You're a star!

Here you go you cliquey scampsters!

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by Bruce Rioja
Fri Feb 03, 2006 3:58 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 678894

Greame's Bunny Rabbit silhouette gag was really beginning to bore his fellow regulars down at the Job Centre. I nearly forgot about this in all my excitement...... As it combines funny finger puttets with the fact that old Graeme is sans employment I vote this the winner.... " "Take a bow son, take...
by Bruce Rioja
Thu Feb 02, 2006 1:46 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 678894

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Greame's Bunny Rabbit silhouette gag was really beginning to bore his fellow regulars down at the Job Centre.
by Bruce Rioja
Wed Feb 01, 2006 11:31 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 678894

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"Is that Lincolnshire?". "No it'sh Shunderland, and shtop taking the pish".
by Bruce Rioja
Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:48 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 678894

communistworkethic wrote:As flight FK123 was poised to land at Liverpool's John Lennon Airport the usual little scallies appeared - "aye mate, I'll look after your plane for a quid"
WINNER Scary thing is that someday it'll probably happen, and at that very airport! :roll:
by Bruce Rioja
Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:49 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3691
Views: 332175

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office a...
by Bruce Rioja
Mon Jan 30, 2006 8:26 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 678894

Here you go!

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by Bruce Rioja
Mon Jan 30, 2006 6:43 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 678894

blurred wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Have I won, Blurred? Or are you just trying to pinch my entry hoping that I won't notice? :conf:
Indeed, winner!
Cheers chap.

Hey Horsey - You'll need to ammend your chart! :wink:
by Bruce Rioja
Mon Jan 30, 2006 4:49 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 678894

Have I won, Blurred? Or are you just trying to pinch my entry hoping that I won't notice? :conf:
by Bruce Rioja
Sun Jan 29, 2006 11:13 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 678894

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Norman Tebbit's "Get on your bikes and look for work" line seemed to cause some confusion!
by Bruce Rioja
Sun Jan 22, 2006 1:38 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Oh just lay off crouch will you
Replies: 200
Views: 48590

blurred wrote:Quick question - would you rather have Dean Ashton at £7.25 million?! :o
Than Crouch? It appears that we have the need for neither my good man. :wink:
by Bruce Rioja
Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:04 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 678894

Gertie wrote:The sailors heard that one good way to find Fanny was on a golf course.
:shock:

I trust that that's merely a reference to Nick Faldo's caddie!
by Bruce Rioja
Thu Jan 19, 2006 10:49 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 678894

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"North, North Easterly to North, North West. Thirteen backing Five off Dogger Bank - Moderate to Strong. As such I'd take the seven iron, Sir"
by Bruce Rioja
Thu Jan 19, 2006 9:03 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 678894

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The Ark Royal Birkdale.
by Bruce Rioja
Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:35 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 678894

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Just a quick glance at their audience confirmed to The Goodies that their Funky Gibbon routine had had it's day!