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by Gary the Enfield
Thu Jul 15, 2010 8:25 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Moat Manhunt
Replies: 239
Views: 16232

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:It's still 30,000 posts though apparently Bish. A bit disturbing, don't you think?

Oh, and a fridge is too good for the bastard. I would have shoved a hambone up his arse and let the dogs drag him away.
Ouch!!!!! :shock:
by Gary the Enfield
Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:32 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: Big_Sharps ere
Replies: 8
Views: 2241

Re: Big_Sharps ere

I only really registered in order to send a pm to somebody but I thought I owed the site owner the courtesy of at least introducing myself. I am 24 and I live in Great Lever and have been a Wanderers fan since the age of 6 and Super John is without question my all time favourite Wanderers player. I...
by Gary the Enfield
Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:19 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you eating and drinking tonight?
Replies: 9624
Views: 604047

So, in this little Portuguese idyll, where they still manage to serve brill Douro wines... three days ago parner and I shared v large, landed that day, golden bream, which was possibly the most brilliant fish, dying for a good cause, bless it, I've ever come across... The wine was a 2008 Douro whit...
by Gary the Enfield
Wed Jul 14, 2010 11:10 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: Big_Sharps ere
Replies: 8
Views: 2241

Re: Big_Sharps ere

I only really registered in order to send a pm to somebody but I thought I owed the site owner the courtesy of at least introducing myself. I am 24 and I live in Great Lever and have been a Wanderers fan since the age of 6 and Super John is without question my all time favourite Wanderers player. I...
by Gary the Enfield
Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:50 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: ironman triathlon
Replies: 19
Views: 1765

i might do it, whats the hourly rate? i'm afraid the marshall's role is voluntary but you will have the chance to be part of a international event with excellent athletes from all over the worl as well as raising money for local charities and helping the local economy thanks i getcha, fiver an hour...
by Gary the Enfield
Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:09 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: ironman triathlon
Replies: 19
Views: 1765

Pillion may be of more help :mrgreen: I doubt it. Having to cycle 130 odd miles with you on the back would be too much even for these guys and gals. :wink: I'm only 13 stone in me boxers you cheeky sod :shock: :wink: Is that INTERNET weight? You know, for the ladies? Noooo that ones 11" :mrgreen: :...
by Gary the Enfield
Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:08 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Moat Manhunt
Replies: 239
Views: 16232

Just a minor point Bish - I've not decried the police action - I've suggested that they should have had other powers to bring the stand off to a quicker conclusion, rather than facing a mad bloke refusing to put down a gun in the pi$$ing down rain for 6 hours. :-) fair enough - in which case Tango'...
by Gary the Enfield
Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:55 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: ironman triathlon
Replies: 19
Views: 1765

I wish I could help but sadly I am too far away. I have a few friends who are competing in this and, although they praised the Marshalls who were there last year, they did say at times the lack of marshalls was a little disappointing. So if any of you guys can help, or know any local athletics club...
by Gary the Enfield
Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:53 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: ironman triathlon
Replies: 19
Views: 1765

I wish I could help but sadly I am too far away. I have a few friends who are competing in this and, although they praised the Marshalls who were there last year, they did say at times the lack of marshalls was a little disappointing. So if any of you guys can help, or know any local athletics club...
by Gary the Enfield
Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:47 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: ironman triathlon
Replies: 19
Views: 1765

I wish I could help but sadly I am too far away. I have a few friends who are competing in this and, although they praised the Marshalls who were there last year, they did say at times the lack of marshalls was a little disappointing. So if any of you guys can help, or know any local athletics clubs...
by Gary the Enfield
Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:06 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Important Fundraising news!
Replies: 19
Views: 2015

Last update. The just giving pages are due to close in the next week or so. I just wanted to say that to date I have raised over £1200 for both charities and would like to thank you all for the kind messages and donations. I have applied for the Marathon again next year but only to beat that damned ...
by Gary the Enfield
Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:55 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 507468

Dujon wrote:A quintessential moment: An embarrassed HRH Prince Charles reveals to the world what is really under his kilt.
Go on then, Dujon. WINNER!
by Gary the Enfield
Mon Jul 12, 2010 4:37 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: Hello Fellow Trotters
Replies: 40
Views: 8507

Actually, he really likes "Big Boy" ... give it a go sometime. :mrgreen: He was YOUR prefect, not mine! And a foxy little minx the young Bobo was too, as I recall. :P Vermin Minx should be shot and hung around Kate Mosses neck! Harsh, tramp, harsh. I don't object to being draped around Kate Moss, b...
by Gary the Enfield
Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:47 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Mountain Bike advice
Replies: 132
Views: 24280

£800 for a push Iron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: The worlds gone bonkers!! Asda are knocking out bikes cheap, they got wheels and will get you from A - B without being every hoodies wet dream and target. More Moats about than Castles me thinks! One less since Friday. :wink:
by Gary the Enfield
Mon Jul 12, 2010 11:28 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Madness of St Paul...
Replies: 30
Views: 2348

I was thinking about Gazza watching the World Cup last night.

Seeing De Jong with his foot in whatsisname's chest reminded me of the '91 FA cup final, when Gazza did exactly the same. He was stretchered off and finished watching the final in a local hospital.
by Gary the Enfield
Sun Jul 11, 2010 10:57 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Mountain Bike advice
Replies: 132
Views: 24280

'scuse the pun but I have a Giant (make) Boulder (model) Mountain bike.

It cost £250 quid and is a fantastic entry level mountain bike.

[img]http.//www.giant-bicycles.com/_upload_au/bikes ... _blue1.jpg[/img]
by Gary the Enfield
Sun Jul 11, 2010 4:57 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 507468

TANGODANCER wrote:Try this till somebody finds one. Enfield can judge the winner.

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So I said ''I've got this fax in my pocket. I was wearing a mankini at the time!!!!''
by Gary the Enfield
Sun Jul 11, 2010 4:56 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 507468

TANGODANCER wrote:Try this till somebody finds one. Enfield can judge the winner.

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Cheers TD, and Bobo.

I'm off for a little practice with my new-found Skillz. Word.
by Gary the Enfield
Sun Jul 11, 2010 10:15 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 507468

Flattered as I am, I still can't post a picture. :oops:

Can someone else take up the mantle?
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:35 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: O/T-Please help with scenic locations near to Turton/Rammy!!
Replies: 22
Views: 3645

TANGODANCER wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote: Joking aside, if you like old ruins you could try Lever (Liverpool) Castle in Rivington.

Failing that, I'm sure TD could stand behind the pair of you!
Fxxk off Gary. Somebody'd claim I was a ghost. :wink:
Ha! Ha! Ha!

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