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by Gary the Enfield
Thu Dec 10, 2009 3:53 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: So what has everyone asked Santa for this year?
Replies: 40
Views: 3006

boltonboris wrote:I'm after a Scalextric, but I'm not hopeful!

I was given a Scalextric kit which once belonged to the Appleton sisters (All Saints).

Strange, but true.
by Gary the Enfield
Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:11 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Where are you going tonight?
Replies: 4758
Views: 219304

Now, back on thread. Last night I went to Kentish Town to watch 'The Answer' For those who don't know they're a good Hard Rock band from Northern Ireland and supported AC/DC on the European leg of their recent tour. It was one of the best concerts I have seen in years. The lead singer has quite a un...
by Gary the Enfield
Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:06 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Where are you going tonight?
Replies: 4758
Views: 219304

'a la Brooklyn' ?

Perhaps he misspelt Sofa! :mrgreen:

Well done pal, hope everythings okay! :pissed:
by Gary the Enfield
Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:01 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Office Christmas Party
Replies: 30
Views: 2900

Next week I'm having to drive from North London to nr. Swindon for a Christmas Meal which I'm paying for. Once over I am driving back to North London to then pick up the family to then drive North for as long as it takes on a Friday F***ing evening to start my Christmas B***ard festivities properly!...
by Gary the Enfield
Mon Dec 07, 2009 2:32 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: New poster
Replies: 10
Views: 2194

Not sure how to respond to that, so I'll try hello.

What brings you here?

Why do you support the Whites and for how long have you?

Bit of History always warms the cockles.
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:19 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Where are you going tonight?
Replies: 4758
Views: 219304

Congrats GM. I wept like a girl when my two were born.

Get as much sleep as you can.
by Gary the Enfield
Sun Nov 29, 2009 8:19 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you eating and drinking tonight?
Replies: 9563
Views: 335626

Had some matured beef from Sainsbury's as a Sunday Roast. Hung for 21 to 29 days.

Absolutely fantastic.
by Gary the Enfield
Sun Nov 29, 2009 8:00 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Where are you going tonight?
Replies: 4758
Views: 219304

There's always these guys.

http://www.thehip.com/
by Gary the Enfield
Sun Nov 29, 2009 6:33 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Where are you going tonight?
Replies: 4758
Views: 219304

Bruce Rioja wrote:Glad that you had a good time, Sean. 40 deg? Bloody hell! :shock:

I've got Canada's finest at Mcr Uni this Wednesday. Can't wait.
Rush?

Alannis Morrissette?

The Mounties?
by Gary the Enfield
Sat Nov 28, 2009 11:52 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Tiger Woods car crash
Replies: 78
Views: 5182

Rumours are the facial injuries are from his missus, and he was p*ssed.
by Gary the Enfield
Fri Nov 27, 2009 9:22 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you watching tonight?
Replies: 17461
Views: 644170

superjohnmcginlay wrote:
Hobinho wrote:Watched the jungle bunnys before, really stimulating stirring stuff.

I wanna know if those Kangaroos lived in Saudi? losing their paws like that! hobo starts a new campaign!!! cut the balls off the hunter :mrgreen:
Anyone? :conf:
Nope.
by Gary the Enfield
Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:57 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Where are you going tonight?
Replies: 4758
Views: 219304

Verbal wrote:Today I went to London for the Guardian Student Media Conference. A more informative, intriguing and down right awesome day I havent had for a while.
I was at Civils 2009 Conference in Earl's Court 2 :|
by Gary the Enfield
Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:53 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Politics Thread
Replies: 18569
Views: 671976

Does your gaffer let you use his tape then? Mine won't, bastard. :twisted: What tapes does your gaffer have? Mine has a recording of Hawkwind from the Rainbow Theatre, back in 1975 . Missed that one, but caught 'em 2 years later... The Rainbow has been a Jehovah's Witness Kingdom Hall for years, now.
by Gary the Enfield
Wed Nov 25, 2009 3:00 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Paint drying
Replies: 19
Views: 1542

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:
Lord Kangana wrote:I use the route-one equivalent - the roller!
I've got a much better labour-saving alternative. Mrs Zulu! 8)
Remind me to mention that to her.
by Gary the Enfield
Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:20 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: Hello..............
Replies: 17
Views: 3031

May I be the first to nominate Gary for the 'Enfield White Blond Moment Award'? It's only a matter of time... :wink: It may come sooner than you think. I don't know what this technical difficulty is, yet. :| If it's something I've done, I've done it very publically. (adopts Alan Carr voice) What am...
by Gary the Enfield
Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:18 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Paint drying
Replies: 19
Views: 1542

Are you adopting the 4-4-2 brush stroke policy (4 upward strokes followed by 4 downward strokes and finishing with two sideways) for maximum coverage or the more complex 4-3-2-1 favoured by our european brethren. The stroke direction and therefore drying time will be radically different and therfore...
by Gary the Enfield
Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:10 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: Hello..............
Replies: 17
Views: 3031

Re: Hello..............

My name is Gary. Gary the Beaver. I have been known to many on here as enfieldwhite but due to some technical difficulties I am having to log in under a pseudonym for my pseudonym. If you get me. Anyway, hello. Ah, I'm finally beginning to understand what twonk means..... :lmfao: Cheers Monty. You ...
by Gary the Enfield
Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:07 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: Hello..............
Replies: 17
Views: 3031

May I be the first to nominate Gary for the 'Enfield White Blond Moment Award'? It's only a matter of time... :wink: It may come sooner than you think. I don't know what this technical difficulty is, yet. :| If it's something I've done, I've done it very publically. (adopts Alan Carr voice) What am...
by Gary the Enfield
Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:52 pm
Forum: Site Development & Feedback
Topic: Do we
Replies: 67
Views: 9310

Puskas wrote:
Gary The Beaver wrote:If you ask me it's a bit of a RIM do all round!
You're just over-analysing it.
Hard probing is the only way!
by Gary the Enfield
Tue Nov 24, 2009 4:46 pm
Forum: Site Development & Feedback
Topic: Do we
Replies: 67
Views: 9310

Lord Kangana wrote:You can talk, Gary-two-profiles.
SSHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! :wink: