Search found 2369 matches

by clapton is god
Sun Jan 27, 2008 7:03 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: football's biggest c**ts
Replies: 81
Views: 9691

Peter Osgood!

Hate to speak ill of the dead but....

I can still see him flicking V's at the Lever End after that six nil cup rout.
by clapton is god
Sun Jan 06, 2008 3:13 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Batman has been to court -now with legal bollocks on p3-
Replies: 71
Views: 7285

In all probability you won't get to make an appearance. You'll be sat outside the court for an hour and then the CPS will come to you and tell you that you can go now. The 'defence' side will be wanting to test you simply to see if you show up. If you don't show then their client gets off scott free...
by clapton is god
Tue Nov 20, 2007 7:41 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: (Thank God) There's only one Ronaldo
Replies: 16
Views: 2537

Have you any idea how letigious GettyImages are? My wife works for a charity and they used a single image of theirs without permission and they got hit for over £1000 in damages. Eventually Getty settled for £450 but the fact that it was a charity cut no ice at all with them They trawl web sites loo...
by clapton is god
Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:21 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Dive Ref!
Replies: 8
Views: 1368

Seem to remember Frannie Lee doing something similar many years ago.
by clapton is god
Tue Dec 26, 2006 5:57 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: So come on............Whatcha get for Crimbo then?
Replies: 65
Views: 7651

Bruce Rioja wrote:Sounds superb, Soldier. Where did you see it, and is it touring?
War of the Worlds stage show is on at the MEN Arena on Sunday 9th December 2007. Still excellent tickets available via the web site too. I heard from a second source today just how good this DVD is!
by clapton is god
Sat Nov 25, 2006 11:02 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: How to prank a telemarketer...
Replies: 1
Views: 606

Or alternatively:

I've used this one a couple of times but not got away with it yet. Both times the marketer has recognised what I'm doing pretty early on in the conversation.
by clapton is god
Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:47 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: we will remember them..
Replies: 15
Views: 2921

No photo's from me but I am remembering: My Dad, Thomas Newton. Born 1900 in Widnes and died 1964 in Bolton having been a career soldier all his working life. Joined the the Cheshire Regiment, 52nd battalion, in 1917 and arrived in France just as the war was ending. Demobbed in 1919 and joined the P...
by clapton is god
Tue Aug 22, 2006 1:58 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Greatest EVER...........Video/console.PC game
Replies: 76
Views: 10559 Got three of my games on there! Around 1984 I was writing and selling advenure games through the small ads in the back of Computer Weekly. Sold around 300 games in total which might not sound much but paid for my first printer (Sinclair thermal transfer job) and some ...
by clapton is god
Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:33 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you playing tonight?
Replies: 5693
Views: 413388

In response to Tango's request herewith is my second post (my first was simply to tell Mitch what a tw@t he was so that wasn't wasted either!) Albums listened to in last week: Pet Sounds - Beach Boys. 40 years old and still sounds as fresh and wonderful as the day it was made. Velvet Underground wit...