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by Enoch
Wed May 13, 2020 10:55 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 8002
Views: 316502

Re: General Chit Chat

Christ, if we cant hold our Govt to account when people are dying, when can we? I fancy there's a marked difference between holding a government to account and trying to create headlines, political posturing or just plain claiming to know better after the fact, Harry. … but then there's plenty tryi...
by Enoch
Wed May 13, 2020 10:46 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 8002
Views: 316502

Re: General Chit Chat

Enoch wrote:
Mon May 11, 2020 10:52 pm
The only country on this planet that has a population both larger and denser than England is Bangladesh.
by Enoch
Tue May 12, 2020 1:49 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 8002
Views: 316502

Re: General Chit Chat

Harry Genshaw wrote:
Tue May 12, 2020 1:16 pm
Christ, if we cant hold our Govt to account when people are dying, when can we?

I fancy there's a marked difference between holding a government to account and trying to create headlines, political posturing or just plain claiming to know better after the fact, Harry.
by Enoch
Mon May 11, 2020 10:52 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 8002
Views: 316502

Re: General Chit Chat

The only country on this planet that has a population both larger and denser than England is Bangladesh.

They've only recorded 239 deaths due to COVID-19.

Which clearly shows how shit we are.

We all know that to be the case.
by Enoch
Sun May 10, 2020 5:47 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 8002
Views: 316502

Re: General Chit Chat

Any number of wankers in the wings:

'The Government should be treating the public like adults.'

Same wankers seven days later:

'I'm so confused! I don't even know what "stay alert" means...'

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Wankers.
by Enoch
Sun May 10, 2020 12:37 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3691
Views: 317194

Re: Joke thread

The inventor of sexual innuendo passed away today.

His wife is taking it really hard.
by Enoch
Fri May 08, 2020 10:56 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you playing tonight?
Replies: 5693
Views: 386788

Re: What are you playing tonight?

Gooner Girl wrote:
Fri May 08, 2020 10:32 pm
Enoch wrote:
Fri May 08, 2020 10:14 pm
Aye, I think it's the decade one hits puberty.
What was the music like in the 1930’s Enoch?! 😉
I know I liked it but I can't remember!
by Enoch
Fri May 08, 2020 10:14 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you playing tonight?
Replies: 5693
Views: 386788

Re: What are you playing tonight?

Aye, I think it's the decade one hits puberty.
by Enoch
Fri May 08, 2020 9:28 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: We'll meet you outside
Replies: 26
Views: 3297

Re: We'll meet you outside

Many happy memories. I think it started with me hanging around on a street corner waiting for a slightly overdue DSb. Having done battle with family duties and best part of half the M25, he picked me up and we set off up the A12 toward Portman Road. An encyclopedic well of football knowledge, all ro...
by Enoch
Fri May 08, 2020 8:07 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: COVID-19/20 season
Replies: 161
Views: 15825

Re: COVID-19/20 season

Trust me, if you'd met him you'd remember.

I still get the flashbacks!
by Enoch
Wed May 06, 2020 10:08 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: COVID-19/20 season
Replies: 161
Views: 15825

Re: COVID-19/20 season

:lol:
by Enoch
Sun May 03, 2020 11:51 am
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Don the tin helmets and Plough on regardless, AFCW (A) 7/3/2020 3pm9
Replies: 99
Views: 9328

Re: Don the tin helmets and Plough on regardless, AFCW (A) 7/3/2020 3pm9

I've not quite recovered from missing out on our day at the seaside.
:pissed:
by Enoch
Sat Apr 25, 2020 7:27 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you watching tonight?
Replies: 17432
Views: 592916

Re: What are you watching tonight?

Clocked something on the life of The Hubble Telescope last night, I enjoy a bit of lightweight science stuff.

Tickled to hear how such an expensive piece of kit has relied time and again on low tech good fortune.

I do like those images they publish.
by Enoch
Tue Apr 14, 2020 8:18 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19461
Views: 591364

Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Apples and oranges, Enoch? Can we add... Add as you wish, Monty. Though I'm not sure I caught your drift. Just it was an odd table listing countries and one city. So I add more cities and one country, though I don't know what any of it means.. Ah, well at least you seem to have caught my drift. Jus...
by Enoch
Mon Apr 13, 2020 9:22 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19461
Views: 591364

Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Mon Apr 13, 2020 5:11 pm
Apples and oranges, Enoch?

Can we add...

Add as you wish, Monty. Though I'm not sure I caught your drift.
by Enoch
Sun Apr 12, 2020 7:48 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19461
Views: 591364

Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Someone told me that in Singapore you get birched for having chewing gum stuck to your shoe.
by Enoch
Sun Apr 12, 2020 7:39 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: COVID-19/20 season
Replies: 161
Views: 15825

Re: COVID-19/20 season

TonyDomingos wrote:
Sun Apr 12, 2020 1:29 pm
We'll smash the Horwich & District 5-a-side league next season.

Domingos, the eternal optimist.
by Enoch
Sun Apr 12, 2020 7:04 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19461
Views: 591364

Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Love to see the Heathrow numbers on that According to 'UK Sheep Yearbook 2018', yeah, who knew? There were 15.5M sheep in England in 2017. In the same year, according to 'The Independent', 78M passengers passed through Heathrow airport. So that's about one fifth of a beast per passenger compared to...
by Enoch
Sun Apr 12, 2020 6:28 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19461
Views: 591364

Re: Today I'm angry about.....

Different countries, with different existing health services, different demographics, different levels of being able to control citizens etc. Indeed, far too many variables for your regular armchair critic to consider. Just one example here that throws up an interesting, whilst by no means conclusi...
by Enoch
Sun Apr 12, 2020 2:48 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: COVID-19/20 season
Replies: 161
Views: 15825

Re: COVID-19/20 season

nicholaldo wrote:
Sun Apr 12, 2020 1:59 pm
Enoch wrote:
Sat Apr 11, 2020 6:36 pm
I note that according to DSb, a man I don't believe is given to deliberately publishing fake news, we have six players contracted beyond June 2020.

Six players, and no manager.

No doubt Jimmy Phillips is contracted 'til the end of time.