It looked like a carpark but who/what were you looking at on the ground? Well, Monty, I could say that I'm just naturally camera shy; or I could say that I'd had so much to drink that I found it impossible to hold up my head. Both would be lies. If the truth must out, we were lining up for the phot...

If nothing else it's good to see that I'm not the only one here who has few worries about dandruff. As a matter of interest, and to deliberately antagonise most of you, the image of me which I posted was produced in the car park of a pub in the July of a couple of years ago. July here is mid-winter....

Right. I suppose that most posters are averse to uploading images of themselves but, given that I live some 17,000 Km away from most of the mob on here:





Oerrrr, that's a bit big. Sorry, Keveh.

Chinese Gooseberry.

MS Flight Simulator: Where would you like to go today?

Borrowing one's daughter's step-through is not a good idea.

"Off course" has a whole new meaning for the modern Fleet Air Arm pilot.

That'd be "Billy Birmingham" then, blurred? I've only heard the odd bit from him and so am totally incompetent to comment.

BLURRED!

If nothing else, it's clean enough to relate to my wife.

I think he might have nodded off, ladies. It's the Horlicks you know.

I'm damned if I'm changing mine, keveh, it fits the season to a 'T'.

True, my good friend, but that was also the case when we 'had' them. Of course there's the situation where our R.U. team just imploded and our R.L. team lost by an extraordinary something-or-other to NIL in the tri-nation series in your country. To whom? Ruddy New Zealand - if that's not something t...

Smart arse! I'm on the right side of the world - you know, where people stand on their feet and look up to the Sun rather than gaze around in order to work out whether or not there is a Sun? SKD, you are indeed a 'saddo', but I'm available if you work enough. Keep in mind though that I'm happily mar...

When a young Telly Savalas told a young Luciano Pavorotti to sing he (Lucy) did just that.

Might I also express my best wishes to the Merkins who look in here?

Thanks.

Happy thoughts for your thanksgiving day.

Come on, boss, it's dinner time. Hop to it.

OK, who pharted?

Well, not too many attempts at this one - come on, lads and lasses. Regardless of blurred's word plays I award the on-going gong to:

SOTWA.

Blimey, you jest, GD. Safe skies.

Right, following from G.D.'s cartoon, let's see what you can do with this one.

When Guus Huddinck told his Aussie players to go out and kick Uruguay ass, he had a secret plan.