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by Dujon
Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:19 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: So what do you all look like?
Replies: 701
Views: 122151

It looked like a carpark but who/what were you looking at on the ground? Well, Monty, I could say that I'm just naturally camera shy; or I could say that I'd had so much to drink that I found it impossible to hold up my head. Both would be lies. If the truth must out, we were lining up for the phot...
by Dujon
Sat Mar 04, 2006 9:53 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: So what do you all look like?
Replies: 701
Views: 122151

If nothing else it's good to see that I'm not the only one here who has few worries about dandruff. As a matter of interest, and to deliberately antagonise most of you, the image of me which I posted was produced in the car park of a pub in the July of a couple of years ago. July here is mid-winter....
by Dujon
Sat Mar 04, 2006 1:04 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: So what do you all look like?
Replies: 701
Views: 122151

Right. I suppose that most posters are averse to uploading images of themselves but, given that I live some 17,000 Km away from most of the mob on here:

Image



Oerrrr, that's a bit big. Sorry, Keveh.
by Dujon
Tue Feb 28, 2006 12:27 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 679006

Chinese Gooseberry.
by Dujon
Tue Jan 31, 2006 3:22 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 679006

MS Flight Simulator: Where would you like to go today?
by Dujon
Sun Jan 29, 2006 11:07 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 679006

Borrowing one's daughter's step-through is not a good idea.
by Dujon
Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:27 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 679006

"Off course" has a whole new meaning for the modern Fleet Air Arm pilot.
by Dujon
Wed Jan 11, 2006 2:05 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW nightshift
Replies: 144
Views: 24077

That'd be "Billy Birmingham" then, blurred? I've only heard the odd bit from him and so am totally incompetent to comment.
by Dujon
Fri Dec 23, 2005 12:24 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3691
Views: 332234

BLURRED!

If nothing else, it's clean enough to relate to my wife. :grin:
by Dujon
Sat Dec 10, 2005 12:35 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW nightshift
Replies: 144
Views: 24077

I think he might have nodded off, ladies. It's the Horlicks you know.
by Dujon
Wed Dec 07, 2005 12:29 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Get in the spirit people!
Replies: 76
Views: 15377

I'm damned if I'm changing mine, keveh, it fits the season to a 'T'. :grin:
by Dujon
Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:22 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW nightshift
Replies: 144
Views: 24077

True, my good friend, but that was also the case when we 'had' them. Of course there's the situation where our R.U. team just imploded and our R.L. team lost by an extraordinary something-or-other to NIL in the tri-nation series in your country. To whom? Ruddy New Zealand - if that's not something t...
by Dujon
Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:09 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW nightshift
Replies: 144
Views: 24077

Smart arse! I'm on the right side of the world - you know, where people stand on their feet and look up to the Sun rather than gaze around in order to work out whether or not there is a Sun? SKD, you are indeed a 'saddo', but I'm available if you work enough. Keep in mind though that I'm happily mar...
by Dujon
Thu Nov 24, 2005 11:07 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 679006

When a young Telly Savalas told a young Luciano Pavorotti to sing he (Lucy) did just that.
by Dujon
Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:22 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Happy Thanksgiving!
Replies: 29
Views: 3013

Might I also express my best wishes to the Merkins who look in here?

Thanks.

Happy thoughts for your thanksgiving day.
by Dujon
Wed Nov 23, 2005 10:55 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 679006

Come on, boss, it's dinner time. Hop to it.
by Dujon
Tue Nov 22, 2005 10:30 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 679006

OK, who pharted?
by Dujon
Sun Nov 20, 2005 8:50 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 679006

Well, not too many attempts at this one - come on, lads and lasses. Regardless of blurred's word plays I award the on-going gong to:

SOTWA.
by Dujon
Fri Nov 18, 2005 11:32 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 679006

Blimey, you jest, GD. Safe skies.

Right, following from G.D.'s cartoon, let's see what you can do with this one.

Image
by Dujon
Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:54 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 679006

When Guus Huddinck told his Aussie players to go out and kick Uruguay ass, he had a secret plan.