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by Bruce Rioja
Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:53 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: WHY ENGLAND WILL LOSE TOMORROW
Replies: 70
Views: 17995

CrazyHorse wrote:
Bwfcraig wrote:To think this morning life was all better!
:mrgreen:
Aye, and the wife burnt my tea tonight too.
That's another one round your way that can't cook chips is it, Hoss? :mrgreen:
by Bruce Rioja
Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:37 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Boro worst place to live?
Replies: 19
Views: 2932

Well I've just watched a bit of the programme. Firstly, they've clearly trawled the country to find the shoddiest presenters prior to finding its shoddiest towns and cities. Narr then, when they we're interviewing people up in Middlesbrough who were on there to trot out the "It's the people that mak...
by Bruce Rioja
Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:09 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Boro worst place to live?
Replies: 19
Views: 2932

No mention of Barrow? :conf:
by Bruce Rioja
Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:06 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Amir Khan in court
Replies: 9
Views: 2024

Re: Amir Khan in court

Batman wrote:tut tut - hope he gets the book lobbed at him
Oh right. I'm hoping that he receives a fair trial and if proven guilty 'gets the book thrown at him' as per anyone else.
by Bruce Rioja
Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:52 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Favorite lines from..................
Replies: 51
Views: 8592

hisroyalgingerness wrote:Flasheart: Remember, always treat your kite like you'd treat your woman
George: How do you mean sir, do you mean take her home to meet your mother.
Flasheart: No I mean get inside 5 times a day and take her to heaven and back.
Aquaplane! :mrgreen:
by Bruce Rioja
Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:50 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: WHY ENGLAND WILL LOSE TOMORROW
Replies: 70
Views: 17995

scottishlad wrote:Edit = I hope russia pump you's tmrw. GIRUY
English is the preferred medium on here if you don't mind. Should you feel the need to blather on in Runrig-speak or whatever then I'm sure that you'll easily find a more accommodating site elsewhere.
by Bruce Rioja
Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:41 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Favorite lines from..................
Replies: 51
Views: 8592

Now Dougal, these are small those are far away, small.... far away... small.... far away Don't call me "Len", you little prick! I'm a bishop! so, I hear you're a racist now Father? TED: This is terrible. People think I'm, I'm some sort of nazi racist; and I'm not. What can I do? DOUGAL: Ted, here's...
by Bruce Rioja
Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:23 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: RUGBY WORLD CUP THREAD
Replies: 294
Views: 46680

communistworkethic wrote:shitting nora, this is scarier though....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS6w_98y ... ed&search=
Jeeeezus! :shock:

I swear that you can hear the other guys ribcage go on the second one!
by Bruce Rioja
Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:02 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Setanta - Avoid
Replies: 21
Views: 6404

scottishlad wrote:Ive had no problem with shitanta they provide a good service free of charge.
I thought that it was £10:00 a month or so?! :conf:
by Bruce Rioja
Tue Oct 16, 2007 8:01 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: RUGBY WORLD CUP THREAD
Replies: 294
Views: 46680

Worthy4England wrote:it worked every time when they did get him round the legs...Underwood only sorta half grabbed one leg and got consequently trampled in the process....


Judge for yourselves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoHL0nYlPbI
by Bruce Rioja
Tue Oct 16, 2007 7:01 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Favorite lines from..................
Replies: 51
Views: 8592

One of my favourite passages (of which there are several) from Fawlty Towers. Mrs. Richards: [standing next to the window] And another thing: I asked for a room with a view. Basil Fawlty: [aside to Manuel] Deaf, mad, *and* blind. [to Mrs. Richards as he makes a show of inspecting the view] Basil Faw...
by Bruce Rioja
Tue Oct 16, 2007 6:33 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Best free kick ever?
Replies: 25
Views: 7126

I may be a tad biased but I honestly think the Owd Nick'll be getting his warm coat out before this is bettered.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1GbE_Z5UJ4o& ... ed&search=
by Bruce Rioja
Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:50 am
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Scotlands Hopes
Replies: 57
Views: 13458

fatshaft wrote: meanwhile many in England have (let's be generous here) a patronising attitude to Scotland and all things Scottish.
Rubbish. I know at least two Scotch people and I once had porridge for breakfast. :mrgreen:
by Bruce Rioja
Mon Oct 15, 2007 10:09 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 502724

Little Green Man wrote:Done my stuff, it's up to boltonboris now. (Unless you're still wanting help with Inspector Gadget, in which case it's a good job France are out of the rugby or you'll be asking who Captain Caveman is next.)
Who? :conf:
by Bruce Rioja
Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:07 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Scotlands Hopes
Replies: 57
Views: 13458

My worry for you guys is, Scottishlad, that from a group that contains the previous two World Cup finalists and a quarter finalist that you now seem to expect to qualify. I hope that you do, fella. I really do, but you guys are now plucking out unlikely permutations. Steady on, eh? Oh, and the best ...
by Bruce Rioja
Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:56 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: NHS Dentists
Replies: 17
Views: 1665

Mate, you might not believe it but I've had to spend over £2K on my teeth over the past few years (Mother Nature owes me big style) and El Cunto on Silverwell St clearly thinks that I'm made of money. Basically, as a boy I had a load of teeth removed so as to make way. Everything was fine until my w...
by Bruce Rioja
Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:47 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: NHS Dentists
Replies: 17
Views: 1665

NHS Dentists

Sorry, this is a piss-poor post, but does anyone know of an NHS dentist that I can register with, and fairly quickly too? See, I've lost a chunk of tooth and my regular cash-grabbing nice person on Silverwell St. has quoted me £900 to sort it out, presumably knowing that time is not a friend of mine...
by Bruce Rioja
Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:17 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 502724

LGM? :conf:
by Bruce Rioja
Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:16 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: RUGBY WORLD CUP THREAD
Replies: 294
Views: 46680

Batman wrote:Email alerts.

Best thing since.
The Sun? :conf:
by Bruce Rioja
Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:13 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: RUGBY WORLD CUP THREAD
Replies: 294
Views: 46680

I have a fiver on England in the sweeps at work at 25s and a fiver on SA with Paddy Power at 10s. When is the final? Shouldn't you have found that out when placing your bet? :conf: Erm, no why would I I saw the odds and saw the chance of making a few quid it's a sport I have never played, nor shown...

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