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by TANGODANCER
Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:24 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920840

Wahey, the losing streak finally ends!!! Leave it with me I have just the picture in mind.. mwahahhahahahahaha :twisted: Oh I was sorely tempted Mr Rudge but I feared for my spuds, so here you go...... http://img272.imageshack.us/img272/1460/howard9hy.jpg "You buy one, you get one free. That's righ...
by TANGODANCER
Mon Apr 24, 2006 1:49 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920840

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Go nuts!!


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The Premierstrip.
by TANGODANCER
Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:03 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920840

Gertie wrote:OK....
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CROSS DRESSER!
by TANGODANCER
Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:41 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: A Bitter pill to swallow.
Replies: 16
Views: 3762

communistworkethic wrote:I think that's proved what we've all thought for a long time - Monty is 185 years old.
You mean he's really WILSON...??? :mrgreen:
by TANGODANCER
Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:01 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Happy Slapper get's, well, Slapped!
Replies: 95
Views: 19251

We shouldn't even be talking about the law here, as the people who carry out happy slapping wouldn't be able to know how to begin, or afford, to start a court case. Ha ha, guess again Keveh. If they haven't already got form they'll be fully genned up about legal aid. Their favorite phrase is "I wan...
by TANGODANCER
Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:30 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Happy Slapper get's, well, Slapped!
Replies: 95
Views: 19251

Hypothetically Mummy, if the victim hadn't reacted, what are the chances of a policeman being around, or anyone wanting to come forward as a witness? What happens then? Where is the justice in that? The slapper and his mate run off laughing and do the same thing again. The victim, as you said, feels...
by TANGODANCER
Thu Apr 20, 2006 3:55 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Happy Slapper get's, well, Slapped!
Replies: 95
Views: 19251

. A slap can be very damaging. Remember the Tango adverts with the big orange chap in them? They were withdrawn after a number of children sustained perforated eardrums. Which makes the whole concept of these idiots doing what they do ridiculous. I hope anyone who defends them never comes up agains...
by TANGODANCER
Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:52 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920840

Tango and his pals prove that you don't need this new-fangled mobile phone technology to organise a get together Excellent Gert. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: Pheeeew, glad you saw the funny side!!!!! Didn't want to cause offence!!!! :) Thought it was brillia...
by TANGODANCER
Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:38 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920840

Gertie wrote:Tango and his pals prove that you don't need this new-fangled mobile phone technology to organise a get together
Excellent Gert. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
by TANGODANCER
Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:36 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Happy Slapper get's, well, Slapped!
Replies: 95
Views: 19251

This whole situation, real or rigged might be worth a little more debate: Mummy, there are two factions of society: those who are law-abiding and those who aren't. The law has to be fair to all, but if the attacked guy was charged with assault the video evidence would make him guilty as charged. He ...
by TANGODANCER
Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:50 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920840

CrazyHorse wrote:All righty then, here we go.
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Bolton fans counteract the "no beer" rule at the Reebok by meeting in Moss Bank Park for a pre-match get together.
by TANGODANCER
Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:31 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Happy Slapper get's, well, Slapped!
Replies: 95
Views: 19251

And to think - it was you who accused me of the 'Daily Mail' approach to the law not so long ago. Even if chasing after the vested chav, knocking him out cold, and then weighing in with a kick for good measure while he's on the floor could ever be considered anywhere a proportionate response to the...
by TANGODANCER
Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:10 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Happy Slapper get's, well, Slapped!
Replies: 95
Views: 19251

hmm unprovoked attack not warranting as much punishment as the victim's reaction? I see a long career as a judge for you. If this is kosher - though I suspect not. I can't see how anybody can really think the chav hasn't got what he deserved - it's one crack, not a sustained attack, perfectly reaso...
by TANGODANCER
Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:50 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920840

blurred wrote:Do your worst

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I'm grinning like an idiot cos I'm a plastic dummy. What's your excuse?
by TANGODANCER
Thu Apr 13, 2006 4:49 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920840

Straw Sparks "Rice for number ten" rumours without actually saying a word.
by TANGODANCER
Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:31 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920840

Gertie wrote:OK go for your best obvious gag with this one:

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Maybe if we all shout..... GO
by TANGODANCER
Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:29 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920840

Gertie wrote:OK go for your best obvious gag with this one:

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No Emmaline, it isn't unlucky. 1.3 is the engine size......trust me!
by TANGODANCER
Tue Apr 11, 2006 10:26 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920840

"We are not amused. Now gimme the f-----g toilet roll David!"

A study in constipation.
by TANGODANCER
Tue Apr 11, 2006 4:31 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920840

Backgammon wrote:There you go...

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Course you can't see them David. You're wearing them!
by TANGODANCER
Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:57 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920840

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Go nuts!!

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"When you can remove the stones from my hand, then wil be the time for you to leave, Grasshopper!"