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by TANGODANCER
Fri Feb 17, 2006 10:14 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920868

And the winner is.... jose: "and last week, we play this team Tottenham, the ball did not go above this height" Congrats yourgingerness. Over to you! S--t, just as I was about to come up with the winning line: "You see, Rafa, I'm the "special one" floating on a cloud, and all the rest are down here...
by TANGODANCER
Sun Feb 12, 2006 10:26 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920868

mofgimmers wrote:Image
Arsene Wenger is forced to fulfil the promise of what he'd do if Arsenal didn't beat Bolton at Highbury.
by TANGODANCER
Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:35 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920868

CrazyHorse wrote:And here is todays picture.

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Virgin on the ridiculous
by TANGODANCER
Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:26 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920868

CrazyHorse wrote:And here is todays picture.

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Good Evans, you're a Virgin. Well I'll be a Branston pickle!
by TANGODANCER
Mon Feb 06, 2006 11:42 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ant and Dec?
Replies: 48
Views: 18300

CAPSLOCK wrote:NOT SHOOTING UP, GETTING DONE FOR D AND D, SO LETS KNOCK EM

FOOKIN TYPICAL
Think we were talking about TV entertainment value CAPS, not their personal lives. Least that's the way I saw it. Since I never met them there wouldn't be much point in that.
by TANGODANCER
Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:20 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ant and Dec?
Replies: 48
Views: 18300

Put em on kiddie TV where they belong with all the Kylie's and the rest of the "instant' celebrities. Charlotte Church (what is she, nineteen?) is writing her second autobiography, give me a break will you. The expression "Get a life" was surely meant "before you start writing about it". Ant and Dec...
by TANGODANCER
Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:22 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920868

hisroyalgingerness wrote:cheers, enjoy

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No, that's *not* what I meant by Liposuction.
by TANGODANCER
Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:18 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920868

hisroyalgingerness wrote:cheers, enjoy

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SUCKER PUNCH!
by TANGODANCER
Sun Feb 05, 2006 6:59 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920868

Bruce Rioja wrote:Cheers Horse - You're a star!

Here you go you cliquey scampsters!

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"Don't worry about it darling. You were Titanic!"
by TANGODANCER
Sun Feb 05, 2006 6:49 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920868

Bruce Rioja wrote:Cheers Horse - You're a star!

Here you go you cliquey scampsters!

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Oooh, I must look a total wreck, and us on the Captain's table tonight.
by TANGODANCER
Thu Feb 02, 2006 1:37 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920868

Gertie wrote:Anyways after all that......

Have a go at this.....

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Souness prepares to let his fingers do the walking through Yellow Pages for his next job.
by TANGODANCER
Wed Feb 01, 2006 2:25 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920868

communistworkethic wrote:Thanks Bruce.

Crazy - that'll be number 10.

Here you go......


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Sam's instruction to "Take a couple of days off and go hiking in the Lake District" was totally misunderstood by the Whites
foreign imports.
by TANGODANCER
Wed Feb 01, 2006 12:18 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920868

communistworkethic wrote:Thanks Bruce.

Crazy - that'll be number 10.

Here you go......


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Portsmouth's new signings mistook Harry's instruction to make Fratton Park a fortress like the Reeebok.
by TANGODANCER
Mon Jan 30, 2006 9:13 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920868

Bruce Rioja wrote:Here you go!

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Bruce Willis junior decides his "Anything you can do dad, I can do" might have been a bit hasty after all .
by TANGODANCER
Sun Jan 29, 2006 11:13 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920868

blurred wrote:Here you go, folks:

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Citeh's training ground anorak fans prove "hitting the crossbar" is no new thing.
by TANGODANCER
Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:01 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920868

Gertie wrote:Okey dokey for your considered thoughts....

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Posh and Beckham lookalikes entrap Sven into revealing his Swedish masochistic techniques.
by TANGODANCER
Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:50 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920868

hisroyalgingerness wrote:Image
THE FROCKY HORROR SHOW
by TANGODANCER
Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:56 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920868

Ratbert wrote:"I seem to have bit my tongue"

Drill bit, geddit?

Never mind.
Hence my caption "A bit tongue-in-cheek Ratty. :P :P
by TANGODANCER
Sun Jan 22, 2006 8:42 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920868

communistworkethic wrote:As HRG hasn't been about I'll nick in with this.....

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A BIT TONGUE IN CHEEK
by TANGODANCER
Sun Jan 22, 2006 4:22 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920868

communistworkethic wrote:As HRG hasn't been about I'll nick in with this.....

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Chong Phung Po paid a terrible price when his wife found him in her new nightdress.