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by Zulus Thousand of em
Thu Nov 17, 2005 9:08 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917882

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So it's going to come screaming in from around 250 feet, you flick it on to your brother, he smacks it in on the volley. It's just how we do it round here.
by Zulus Thousand of em
Wed Nov 16, 2005 7:14 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917882

keveh wrote:
CrazyHorse wrote:"The lads were less than impressed on being forced to wear the new Man United away shirt for the test series"
I have actually walked in to a shop a picked up the Man Utd shirt thinking it was a cricket shirt.
You touched it!

:shock:
by Zulus Thousand of em
Mon Nov 14, 2005 4:54 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917882

keveh wrote:Here you go:

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Hiroshima 78 - 78 Nagasaki, and it's all to play for as Bush declares that nuclear fall-out is no longer an issue in post-war Japan.
by Zulus Thousand of em
Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:25 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917882

http://media5.big-boys.com/content/asuhotties.jpg Darleen and Trisha discovered the downside of -30 centigrade in Anchorage. They are from Arizona State University, not Alaska - the tongues are more like fused from the heat, Zulu. I'd already figured that out, Monty. However, as tongues rarely fuse...
by Zulus Thousand of em
Fri Nov 11, 2005 8:01 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917882

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Darleen and Trisha discovered the downside of -30 centigrade in Anchorage.
by Zulus Thousand of em
Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:08 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Who was your favourite S Club member?
Replies: 70
Views: 23883

Can we have an option that says "Who gives a shiny sh*te?"

I'd love to join in.

8)
by Zulus Thousand of em
Thu Nov 10, 2005 8:50 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917882

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Superdog "Don't get me wrong, I love the capes. But I just can't get used to the tight underpants."

Batdog "Yes, they don't half chafe! Look at the rash on my belly."
by Zulus Thousand of em
Mon Nov 07, 2005 11:14 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: Hi, from a Westhoughton White
Replies: 19
Views: 7013

Welcome to the site. You'll enjoy it here!
by Zulus Thousand of em
Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:16 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917882

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Holy Camels! John Wayne was right. They are a nation with God on their side!
by Zulus Thousand of em
Fri Nov 04, 2005 6:22 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917882

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British Nuclear Fuels Limited FC's mascot was then produced to prove that atomic energy is the way forward.
by Zulus Thousand of em
Thu Nov 03, 2005 4:53 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917882

I think that DLBP was the best, but i'm afriad it can't win as I didn't realise it was ripped from zulu. I think it's better because it sounds like something you'd say to your grandma or mum As Grandma probably wouldn't call the referee a "complete and utter wanker" in real life, I vote you award t...
by Zulus Thousand of em
Thu Nov 03, 2005 4:30 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917882

Mine was a belter - apart from getting into a bit of a muddle over the current interpretation of the Offside Law.
by Zulus Thousand of em
Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:13 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917882

LMFAO!
by Zulus Thousand of em
Thu Nov 03, 2005 11:04 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917882

Jesus! She's got something alive on her chest!
by Zulus Thousand of em
Thu Nov 03, 2005 10:54 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917882

Indeedy!
by Zulus Thousand of em
Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:57 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917882

http://www.fprespa.org/images/halloween/pumpkins.jpg "So you see Grandma, as there's no daylight between the tin of peanut butter and the pumpkins, it's offside. You calling the referee a total and utter wanker will not change the facts." But surely dear, the idea of daylight is complete fabricatio...
by Zulus Thousand of em
Wed Nov 02, 2005 10:29 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917882

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"So you see Grandma, as there's no daylight between the tin of peanut butter and the pumpkins, it's offside. You calling the referee a total and utter wanker will not change the facts."
by Zulus Thousand of em
Tue Nov 01, 2005 8:22 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917882

communistworkethic wrote:Image
What? They went four down to the Smoggies and then he subbed Ferdinand? Oh you beauty!
by Zulus Thousand of em
Mon Oct 31, 2005 4:45 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ask Mar
Replies: 411
Views: 127872

LMFAO!
by Zulus Thousand of em
Sun Oct 30, 2005 10:42 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917882

I was going to post, until I saw Warthog's submission. Can't beat that - ever! PMSL!

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