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by 50sQuiff
Wed May 31, 2006 2:44 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Tuna or Ham?
Replies: 23
Views: 8430

Ham has to be the most boring and bland sandwich filler possible. At best a bit of honey roast fleshes out a good cheese and branston, but it's tame stuff.

Tuna is where it's at. Gregg's Tuna Crunch on wholemeal, Sainsbury's Tuna Neopolitana on Ciabatta. Now those are tasty.
by 50sQuiff
Wed May 31, 2006 8:47 am
Forum: New Members
Topic: Hi all
Replies: 11
Views: 5646

Welcome to TW Hobo! Make yourself at home under our cardboard boxes :D We're also all about our 'zine as well, so if you're bored before the World Cup starts, have a trawl through our archives (see 'Set Pieces' and the Archives). You're welcome to get stuck in and write for TW. Oh, and tell a friend...
by 50sQuiff
Tue May 30, 2006 7:55 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: Afternoon eveyone
Replies: 15
Views: 8201

Welcome to t'site Trott, get stuck in. If you're at a loose end with no footie to watch feel free to have a trawl through our ever-growing archive of articles and match reports. Contributions welcomed :)
by 50sQuiff
Wed May 17, 2006 12:41 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Margaret Thatcher
Replies: 77
Views: 20695

He's not a liberal fanz. I really wish that hadn't become a derogatory term. I can't be bothered reading all this yet... but I'll chuck me two penneth in anyway. I don't like Thatcher because she's a Tory. The End. New Labour is a Thatcherite party. It's more Thatcherite than Thatcher would have dar...
by 50sQuiff
Wed May 17, 2006 11:56 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Margaret Thatcher
Replies: 77
Views: 20695

Margaret Thatcher was a f*#kin arsehole. Yuppie creating working class hating tw*t. Only thing worse than her is wankas like you holding her up as the builder of modern prosperous Britain!! All Bollox, if Britain is doing alright it's in spite of her not because of her. Yep I think without the tear...
by 50sQuiff
Thu May 11, 2006 7:34 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Greatest Ever... World Cup Goal!
Replies: 41
Views: 15631

keveh wrote:Look what goal was on the links from that page:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5bBe5pojaI

Best header ever.
There can't have been many better than that ever. When I first saw it I thought "how the hell is that even possible?" Inspired play and commentary to match :)
by 50sQuiff
Thu May 11, 2006 5:22 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Greatest Ever... World Cup Goal!
Replies: 41
Views: 15631

It certaily gives Frank Worthington a run for his money that's for sure.

Negrete goal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJ46AkcI6fY
by 50sQuiff
Wed May 10, 2006 10:13 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Curry
Replies: 54
Views: 18149

Hmmm I'm a bit out of touch with what's good in the North West, but if you're ever in Nottingham where I lived before I can recommend Savera on Derby Road. Worth the short trip if you happen to be in the Gun Capital. It's got a kind of sleazy atmoshphere and stunning Onion Bhajis :) Best ever. Does ...
by 50sQuiff
Wed May 10, 2006 9:59 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Curry
Replies: 54
Views: 18149

Good shout Batty, it's about time we had a thread about our national dish :) I had a Goan Kingfish Masala cooked on a the beach in India by the same people who caught the fish that morning. Freshly made naan dripping with garlic butter... ice cold Kingfisher. It was just staggeringly good - the sing...
by 50sQuiff
Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:54 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Happy Slapper get's, well, Slapped!
Replies: 95
Views: 18968

plodder wrote:I think the Islamic Religious Courts have a fair sense of the law.
I know nowadays we're all for pissing away the principles which have made Western societies so successful , but that really is going out on a limb Plods!
by 50sQuiff
Wed Apr 12, 2006 7:00 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: So....Who's staying and who's going?
Replies: 37
Views: 10444

I'd get a Season Ticket in a flash if I wasn't in the Smoke. I think I get good value from my membership however. I've seen all of our most soul destroying away performances this season and made some grim journeys home, but you have to take the rough with the smooth. You can't rationalise watching f...
by 50sQuiff
Fri Nov 11, 2005 5:06 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Oh just lay off crouch will you
Replies: 200
Views: 62215

I'm not sure it says a great deal about Crouch's all-round game that not only does he struggle to score, but he features in a team that struggles to score in general. We see Kevin Davies playing an absolutely integral role in practically every Bolton game and he's usually involved in most of the goa...
by 50sQuiff
Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:14 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Oh just lay off crouch will you
Replies: 200
Views: 62215

My view is really simple, 'pool won something. Benitez tactically inept clueless muppet that he is, got someone to read to him the inform guide of English footballers, he hears that Peter Crouch was being considered for the England set-up. Found a few million lying around the anfield dressing room ...
by 50sQuiff
Wed Nov 09, 2005 4:08 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Oh just lay off crouch will you
Replies: 200
Views: 62215

You're criticising Kevin Davies' work rate? The guy runs himself into the ground every game he plays for us. He's an absolutely brilliant target man. Crouch is a very poor striker with a shambolic goal-scoring record and an even worse target man. And he cost £7million to boot. Yes, his treatment at ...
by 50sQuiff
Sun Nov 06, 2005 8:14 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: Hi, from a Westhoughton White
Replies: 19
Views: 7013

Welcome to TW Neil, good to have you on board and nice to see you getting stuck in already :)
by 50sQuiff
Wed Oct 05, 2005 5:40 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Please treat me as an equal!!!
Replies: 40
Views: 9419

Mich, the people on here are just jealous, ignore them. Since day one they have looked at our wit and knowledge with envy, trying to put us down at every opportunity. I suggest you use some of your money to buy this website and then we can take over. We could instantly ban the following: Quiff Plod...
by 50sQuiff
Sun Sep 11, 2005 1:33 pm
Forum: Site Development & Feedback
Topic: If we had another forum
Replies: 21
Views: 13131

Natasha wrote:Surely there should be a 'Natasha' option. I suspect that would be popular :D
I was thinking that, we could call it the 'Recycle Bin' :)
by 50sQuiff
Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:11 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: 9/11 Conspiracy Theory - Very interesting stuff
Replies: 159
Views: 70018

My favourite little aspect of all the mainstream press reports on why the towers came down is when they write "these towers were built specifically to withstand strikes by multiple jumbo jets" and then conclude by saying "the towers fell because of this completely unpredictable attack". The BBC did ...
by 50sQuiff
Sun Jul 17, 2005 7:51 am
Forum: New Members
Topic: Attention all New Users!!!!!!
Replies: 56
Views: 33081

Hello from India! Welcome to the site guys, I'm sure you'll settle in just fine. And remember this is a fanzine too and everyone's welcome to write.