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by Bruce Rioja
Sat Oct 22, 2005 10:50 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Film Review Thread
Replies: 240
Views: 60168

Batman wrote:BUY IT
OK, will do. Cheers
by Bruce Rioja
Sat Oct 22, 2005 10:49 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Film Review Thread
Replies: 240
Views: 60168

Is Fight Club any good? They're selling it off for cheap in Tesco and I've nowt fert do this evening.
by Bruce Rioja
Sat Oct 22, 2005 9:57 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917662

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So Beckham gets the Police sunglasses gig, Zidane gets Pepsi, and I get Billy Bob teeth? Get me my fecking agent! Now!
by Bruce Rioja
Mon Oct 17, 2005 8:12 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917662

Easy money. All I have to do is lye here in these flip-flops!!!!!!!!!!
by Bruce Rioja
Mon Oct 17, 2005 7:24 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917662

Super_Kevin_Davies wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:try this....

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:conf: :conf:
by Bruce Rioja
Wed Oct 12, 2005 10:01 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917662

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And I'm inclined to believe that the problems in New Orleans were caused by a Muslim Suicide Plumber!
by Bruce Rioja
Sun Oct 09, 2005 4:48 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917662

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Chris Evans idea of Utopia being getting laid whilst at the match became somewhat misunderstood!
by Bruce Rioja
Sat Oct 08, 2005 1:22 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917662

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Swiss Police at the Grasshoppers Stadium practice control techniques ahead of the expected Middlesbrough following.
by Bruce Rioja
Sat Sep 24, 2005 1:08 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What is the best pint?
Replies: 80
Views: 26276

A mate of mine lives in a village about 2 miles away from Marston's Brewery in Burton, his village boozer serves a sensational pint of Pedigree. Honourable mentions must also go to the Pendle Witches at the Strawbury Duck, and to the Jennings Snecklifter at The George in Keswick. However, this eveni...
by Bruce Rioja
Fri Sep 02, 2005 8:30 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917662

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Shaun and Bradley could't help laughing at silly Daddy for revealing his "179 Just Done It" T-Shirt when it was only his 178th and he hadn't.
by Bruce Rioja
Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:06 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917662

And that, Jew boy, is the smell of helmet cheese !
by Bruce Rioja
Sun Aug 28, 2005 5:54 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917662

Beardsley pays the price for having failed to get his ball past the bird's tee on England's golf day.
by Bruce Rioja
Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:22 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917662

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And my father tells me that it's a national tradition for us to try and plug a dyke with this one.
by Bruce Rioja
Sun Aug 21, 2005 10:07 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: 9/11 Conspiracy Theory - Very interesting stuff
Replies: 159
Views: 70015

OK, I'll tell you. In the cockpit of all American planes there is a spare seat, this seat is known as the Jump Seat. The reason for the spare seat is that an American Aviation Official can, and will, turn up without any prior warning whatsoever to asses the Pilots. Now then, American Pilots get free...
by Bruce Rioja
Sat Aug 20, 2005 7:24 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: 9/11 Conspiracy Theory - Very interesting stuff
Replies: 159
Views: 70015

I don't know how many of you know the Holiday Inn in Kensington, it's the hotel that American Airlines use for their Pilots and Crew that have flown into Heathrow. Anyway, I was staying there for a few days last year, and whilst in the bar got chatting to this bunch of American pilots. One of them t...
by Bruce Rioja
Sat Aug 20, 2005 10:24 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917662

Please accept my apologies for the delay. Here you go.

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by Bruce Rioja
Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:38 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917662

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote: Image
Maradonna and Jardel say to Pele "Well at least we can get our cocks hard".