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by Bruce Rioja
Tue Nov 22, 2005 10:33 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920371

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"Oi, Wanker"!
by Bruce Rioja
Mon Nov 21, 2005 3:35 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Oh just lay off crouch will you
Replies: 200
Views: 62465

I think you have to credit the Goalkeeper for a fine save rather than to have a pop at Crouch. He hit it hard, low and on target, there was nothing more that he could do. I must say though, I'm beginning to feel a little sorry for him now, that said, I'm sure I won't do on 2nd Jan.
by Bruce Rioja
Mon Nov 21, 2005 3:19 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 531417

A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The women notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch....
by Bruce Rioja
Mon Nov 21, 2005 1:12 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920371

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Now don't go blaming yourself Mr. President. I believe that even Pele has a similar problem!
by Bruce Rioja
Sat Nov 12, 2005 3:35 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ask Mar
Replies: 411
Views: 128663

Tricky Trevor wrote: Not that the Argies will be around for the real thing of course.
Cheers Trev, though I wouldn't have thought that there'd be many Argies around this afternoon either! :conf:
by Bruce Rioja
Sat Nov 12, 2005 2:17 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ask Mar
Replies: 411
Views: 128663

Thank you Sir. Now perhaps you could help me with this one. What was the best thing before sliced bread? :conf: The entire loaf. Especially in times when there was a severe shortage of bread and people had to settle for bread bits. Thank you again Sir, your knowledge and insight are a credit to you...
by Bruce Rioja
Fri Nov 11, 2005 10:11 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920371

Bruce Rioja wrote:Image
Desite their best endeavours not to reinforce the 'numb bint' stereotype, the half-time dancers were well and truly found out on "It's just a tongue to the left".
by Bruce Rioja
Fri Nov 11, 2005 8:09 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920371

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Desite their best endeavours not to reinforce the 'numb bint' stereotype, the half-time dancers were well and truly found out on "It's just a jump to the left".
by Bruce Rioja
Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:34 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Who was your favourite S Club member?
Replies: 70
Views: 23927

I agree - a nice Westlife or Take That thread will be nice :twisted: Take That!!!!! Now you're talking.... Mark Owen yummy!!!!!! Please Crazy..... can we do a Take That one Err, and then can we please hae one of L7 taking their kit off and walking off stage on Whistle Test (Or whichever programme i...
by Bruce Rioja
Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:44 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Who was your favourite S Club member?
Replies: 70
Views: 23927

I only know the one that did the thing about testicular cancer, and whereas I knew she was in Steps/sclub 7 or somesuch, I had absolutely no idea which one. As for the rest of them I honestly wouldn't know them if they turned up on my doorstep. Sorry to be a bit of a curmudgeon!
by Bruce Rioja
Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:13 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ask Mar
Replies: 411
Views: 128663

Bruce, When he didn't have a drawing board to go back to he went back to whatever was available. It's just that back to the rock face isn't quite as catchy as 'back to the drawing board'. Thank you Sir. Now perhaps you could help me with this one. What was the best thing before sliced bread? :conf:
by Bruce Rioja
Sat Nov 05, 2005 5:51 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920371

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
hisroyalgingerness wrote:http://uk.sports.yahoo.com//051105/2/er7m.html

i think this deserves to be the next caption comp
Well.......win this one and you can choose it.
Absolutely, has this become some sort of random offering? Earn the right you Ginger c*nt!
by Bruce Rioja
Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:36 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920371

Gertie has asked me to convey her apologies but she won't be with us until Monday. As such, she has further asked that I select a winner on her behalf.

I therefore announce Soldier of the White Army to be the winner for a piece of brilliance.

Over to you Sar!
by Bruce Rioja
Fri Nov 04, 2005 2:02 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920371

Gertie wrote:Oooooh my first time now be gentle with me......

OK do your worst...............

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And this one's of me struggling with the wife's massive pussy again!
by Bruce Rioja
Mon Oct 31, 2005 3:23 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ask Mar
Replies: 411
Views: 128663

Dear Mar

The man that invented the drawing board. What did he go back to when he made a bollocks of it?
by Bruce Rioja
Sun Oct 30, 2005 4:09 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920371

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And tonight Matthew, I'm going to be Michael Hutchence!
by Bruce Rioja
Fri Oct 28, 2005 12:58 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Film Review Thread
Replies: 240
Views: 60618

americantrotter wrote:
hisroyalgingerness wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Batman wrote:BUY IT
OK, will do. Cheers
i'll second that
I'll third. :D It's a great flick.
It must be good. I went back for it and the rascalls had sold them all! :(
by Bruce Rioja
Wed Oct 26, 2005 10:06 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920371

Ok, times up Bruce im afraid. Sorry all, I've been working away for a couple of days. Thanks for the award though, Blackberry Monkey. No problem Bruce, bin mine and post your own now :D Hey, it's no problem Fella. You've gone to the trouble of finding one, and a start has been made so lets go with ...
by Bruce Rioja
Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:47 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 531417

What's the difference between Arthur Scargill and Michael Jackson?
















Arthur Scargill hasn't seen a miners helmet for 20 years!
by Bruce Rioja
Wed Oct 26, 2005 9:40 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920371

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Ok, times up Bruce im afraid.
Sorry all, I've been working away for a couple of days. Thanks for the award though, Blackberry Monkey.

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