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by malcd1
Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:36 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Help this guy out
Replies: 26
Views: 5397

Re: Help this guy out

http://www.owntheworldcup.com/ Apologises for this thread appearing. My numpty wife thought you may want to share in this plebs idea. She decided to add it while I was out gardening. We have had words. :whack: If this lad had any balls he would of put his foot down and told her he was watching the ...
by malcd1
Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:34 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Help this guy out
Replies: 26
Views: 5397

Re: Help this guy out

http://www.owntheworldcup.com/ Apologises for this thread appearing. My numpty wife thought you may want to share in this plebs idea. She decided to add it while I was out gardening. We have had words. :whack: If this lad had any balls he would of put his foot down and told her he was watching the ...
by malcd1
Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:33 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Help this guy out
Replies: 26
Views: 5397

Help this guy out

by malcd1
Tue Jun 06, 2006 2:55 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: 06/06/06
Replies: 15
Views: 2938

At my age I no longer do anything 'special'.

Yep I'm 30 and 84 months this time. :wink:
by malcd1
Tue Jun 06, 2006 1:57 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: 06/06/06
Replies: 15
Views: 2938

06/06/06

6th June - The devils day.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0, ... 15,00.html

Also my birthday :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
by malcd1
Fri Jun 02, 2006 10:01 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: So what do you all look like?
Replies: 701
Views: 126280

TANGODANCER wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote: Suggest you go back to your original message Malc and "delete" it (in the top right hand corner) before the er site "Police", arrive. :mrgreen:
Thanks for the advice Tangodancer. I know how touchy they can be sometimes. :)
by malcd1
Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:58 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: So what do you all look like?
Replies: 701
Views: 126280

Little Green Man wrote:Looks like you must have dangled that young 'un upside down for quite a while. That's some nosebleed. Shame on you! :D
I think she was supposed to be a butterfly but I haven't seen one like that before.
by malcd1
Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:54 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: So what do you all look like?
Replies: 701
Views: 126280

TANGODANCER wrote:Image

THERE YOU GO.
Thanks Tango. Thats much better.
by malcd1
Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:54 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: So what do you all look like?
Replies: 701
Views: 126280

Tricky Trevor wrote:Feck Me Malcd1. How big is that pic?
You look mighty familiar. Do you have a brother whose first name begins with K?
If you mean Kurt I do.

You're not of our Villages mates are you? I always thought this site was a bit shady. :wink:
by malcd1
Fri Jun 02, 2006 9:42 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: So what do you all look like?
Replies: 701
Views: 126280

I've been resisting the urge to post my mug shot......... but here goes nothing. I don't think will work out properly but never mind. Sorry about the size. Will one of you clever people change it for me. Thanks

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/3292/p61900435ys.jpg

I think I'll leave it as a link
by malcd1
Thu Jun 01, 2006 11:08 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Berlin
Replies: 17
Views: 2662

Berlin is a great city but not for a group of lads wanting a pub crawl. Some fantastic restaurants all which are very hospitable but not many 'bars'. The women in Berlin are absolutely gorgeous. Not that I was interested being a happily married man but just because I'm on a diet doesn't mean I can't...
by malcd1
Sun May 28, 2006 5:21 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Borgetti plays vs. France
Replies: 30
Views: 7477

Just so you know France won 1-0. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/world_cup_2006/teams/france/5023578.stm Lyon's Florent Malouda scored the only goal of the match to lead 1998 World Cup winners France to a win over Mexico in a warm-up for the 2006 tournament. Midfielder Malouda found the tar...
by malcd1
Sun May 28, 2006 12:02 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Da Vinci Code
Replies: 29
Views: 4349

Just something to remember if you have NOT read any of the Dan Brown books. They are complete garbage. No maybe that isn't strictly true the first half of all his books are pretty good and run along at a fantastic pace. It's the second half that really lets them down. I have never read such over the...
by malcd1
Sat May 20, 2006 6:13 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Berlin
Replies: 17
Views: 2662

communistworkethic wrote:Now there's a coincidence, I was about to post the same thing. Unfortunately I'm there on work though, so can't see the alcohol consumption being quite the same as Malcd's. :(
If you see me in a gutter. Pick me up and send me on my way. :)
by malcd1
Fri May 19, 2006 4:22 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Berlin
Replies: 17
Views: 2662

Berlin

I am going to Berlin with the boys next week and was wondering if anyone has been recently and can recommend any areas/bars. It's going to be a boozey 4 days so no need to add any tourist places. :pissed: I've been checking on the internet and there doesn't seem to be one location for the clubs. Any...
by malcd1
Sat Jan 21, 2006 10:15 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3693
Views: 347101

This cybersex joke was going about a couple of years ago and I've just found it again. It still makes me laugh when I read it. :D Sajad: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My m...
by malcd1
Mon Nov 14, 2005 3:31 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3693
Views: 347101

A bloke on his way home from work comes to a dead halt in traffic and thinks to himself, wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's moving." He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks: "Officer what's the hold up?" The o...