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by Enoch
Thu Feb 20, 2020 3:14 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: General Chit Chat
Replies: 8905
Views: 825079

Re: General Chit Chat

Yes, all those Brexiteers no longer have to fear having 'their job stolen' by Elizur and Nickoletta. I bet they can't wait to start wiping pensioners arses and mopping out the shithouses. Didn't you hear? The grand plan unveiled by Priti Patel yesterday is to get the "economically inactive" to be f...
by Enoch
Thu Feb 20, 2020 3:07 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Where are you going tonight?
Replies: 4947
Views: 432308

Re: Where are you going tonight?

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Thu Feb 20, 2020 2:17 pm
It's on your doorstep, folks.
:shock:
by Enoch
Tue Feb 18, 2020 3:43 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....
Replies: 4517
Views: 452398

Re: Today I'm neither Angry nor Happy about....

I'm too young to have seen Harry Gregg play. I'm not. :( Does this discount me from being able to hold the utmost respect for him and for his actions in the aftermath of the Munich air crash? :conf: Certainly not. I fancy the rankle is not so much with respect and admiration, more the "me ol' mate ...
by Enoch
Tue Feb 11, 2020 6:02 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Not enough said Moore....
Replies: 124
Views: 28757

Re: Not enough said Moore....

I'm bound to say, as match thread titles go, that's about as poor as I've seen, Tango.

Give yourself a slap, Man!
by Enoch
Sun Feb 09, 2020 3:24 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet
Replies: 7412
Views: 474100

Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Clickety click. ;)
by Enoch
Wed Feb 05, 2020 1:32 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Politics Thread
Replies: 20533
Views: 1843411

Re: The Politics Thread

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Tue Feb 04, 2020 5:07 pm
Worthy, the Oxford English dictionary defines 'the woke" as people " well-informed, up-to-date. Now chiefly: alert to racial or social discrimination and injustice; ".

The Oxford English Dictionary, well known for it's abhorrence of all things Islington.
by Enoch
Wed Feb 05, 2020 1:05 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet
Replies: 7412
Views: 474100

Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

I like the BBC headline, 'England thrashed by South Africa' . Aye, they got them with 14 balls to spare, 4% of their allotted overs. A right royal rodgering! There are some wretchedly miserable folk about. Mind you, good job we had that wanker Denly. :) If Denley hadn't gone for 7 an over, we might...
by Enoch
Tue Feb 04, 2020 9:16 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet
Replies: 7412
Views: 474100

Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Tue Feb 04, 2020 8:58 pm
First pre-season indoor nets session tonight. Bowling machine set to 55mph. Hit on the trailing thigh above the pad. Clearly the owd lamps aren't what they once were. A bruise and a lump the size of the ball itself. :)

At least it missed your googlies!
by Enoch
Tue Feb 04, 2020 7:40 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet
Replies: 7412
Views: 474100

Re: creeeeeeeekeeeeeet

I like the BBC headline, 'England thrashed by South Africa'. Aye, they got them with 14 balls to spare, 4% of their allotted overs. A right royal rodgering!

There are some wretchedly miserable folk about.

Mind you, good job we had that wanker Denly. :)
by Enoch
Tue Feb 04, 2020 11:59 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm happy about......
Replies: 9035
Views: 727593

Re: Today I'm happy about......

Loving the fella pulling his trolley full of phones around Berlin, throwing Google driven satnavs out of kilter.
by Enoch
Tue Feb 04, 2020 11:56 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Politics Thread
Replies: 20533
Views: 1843411

Re: The Politics Thread

I think the reduction in time served has less to do with Corbyn and more to do with austerity. Longer sentences to appear tough on crime and let 'em out ever earlier as the prisons are too full due to cuts in budgets. Typical bullshit politics for an electorate with the attention span of a gnat. We...
by Enoch
Mon Feb 03, 2020 11:29 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What a load of bollocks.
Replies: 71
Views: 20092

Re: What a load of bollocks.

Chlorinated chicken was banned by the EU in 1997 and although it's still banned, the European Food Safety Authority (EFSA) has deemed chlorine washed chicken safe. In a 2005 study, the EFSA found that treating poultry carcasses with the four most-commonly used antimicrobial substances* “would be of ...
by Enoch
Sat Feb 01, 2020 12:37 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Onwards and Downwards: 2020 transfer speculation thread.
Replies: 1327
Views: 238612

Re: Onwards and Downwards: 2020 transfer speculation thread.

I still think it'll be a 4. Suspect we've seen the last of Zouma. Brockers I suspect is emergency Emmanuel cover. That's then leaves 5 CBs, one is perma-crock Hobbs and one untested Edwards. Is emergency Emmanuel cover like a VHS tape you whip out for a crafty wank when your mum's gone out? That re...
by Enoch
Sat Feb 01, 2020 2:29 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Politics Thread
Replies: 20533
Views: 1843411

Re: The Politics Thread

Crikey!

I feel so British.
by Enoch
Fri Jan 31, 2020 4:41 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Politics Thread
Replies: 20533
Views: 1843411

Re: The Politics Thread

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Fri Jan 31, 2020 3:55 pm
Their lunch special will be chlorine washed chicken I expect. Enjoy.

No doubt served with the same chlorine washed salad we've been eating for years, Monty. :wink:
by Enoch
Fri Jan 31, 2020 3:30 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Politics Thread
Replies: 20533
Views: 1843411

Re: The Politics Thread

I'm off to a 'Brexit party' tonight. Not for the celebration, just cos the band they've booked are stonkin'. Once they've finished their set I'll be up the road to karaoke.

...Oh I could hide 'neath the wings....
by Enoch
Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:37 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: You talk so much shit, Hill, you're twisting Mick's Mellon, man. Tranmere H 1/2/20
Replies: 76
Views: 18610

Re: You talk so much shit, Hill, you're twisting Mick's Mellon, man. Tranmere H 1/2/20

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:10 pm
Enoch wrote:
Thu Jan 30, 2020 6:27 pm
F*ck me!

I thought if anyone could follow the Rioja Formula....
Inadequate space, dear boy. ;)

Shocking. I might write to my MP.
by Enoch
Thu Jan 30, 2020 7:03 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: You talk so much shit, Hill, you're twisting Mick's Mellon, man. Tranmere H 1/2/20
Replies: 76
Views: 18610

Re: You talk so much shit, Hill, you're twisting Mick's Mellon, man. Tranmere H 1/2/20

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:
Thu Jan 30, 2020 6:46 pm
Enoch wrote:
Thu Jan 30, 2020 6:27 pm
F*ck me!

I thought if anyone could follow the Rioja Formula....
Rage against the dying of the write.

My old age raves into the wee small hours, usually at the King's Head.
:wink: