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- Mon Apr 24, 2006 2:12 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
- Replies: 2985
- Views: 920854
- Fri Apr 21, 2006 8:35 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: Happy Slapper get's, well, Slapped!
- Replies: 95
- Views: 19251
- Fri Apr 21, 2006 7:55 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: Happy Slapper get's, well, Slapped!
- Replies: 95
- Views: 19251
- Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:21 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
- Replies: 2985
- Views: 920854
- Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:42 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: A Bitter pill to swallow.
- Replies: 16
- Views: 3762
- Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:31 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: A Bitter pill to swallow.
- Replies: 16
- Views: 3762
Sluffy - shouldn't that be Altrin c ham?! Yes sorry it should! I must have been spelling it wrongly for years! :oops: :oops: :oops: Perhaps there are two places with similar names - fifty years ago I went to school in Hale, Cheshire, which I'm fairly certain was adjacent to Altrin g ham. Or perhaps...
- Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:28 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: A Bitter pill to swallow.
- Replies: 16
- Views: 3762
Sluffy - shouldn't that be Altrin c ham?! Yes sorry it should! I must have been spelling it wrongly for years! :oops: :oops: :oops: Perhaps there are two places with similar names - fifty years ago I went to school in Hale, Cheshire, which I'm fairly certain was adjacent to Altrin g ham. Or perhaps...
- Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:48 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: Happy Slapper get's, well, Slapped!
- Replies: 95
- Views: 19251
- Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:38 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: Happy Slapper get's, well, Slapped!
- Replies: 95
- Views: 19251
Am I going to fast for anyone? Anyway I have had enough of trying to explain my views on this. I'll say it slowly one final time. Do unto others as they do unto you. I think I read that in a book somewhere. I think your memory lets you down. There is, however, a book that says “Do unto others as yo...
- Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:26 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: Happy Slapper get's, well, Slapped!
- Replies: 95
- Views: 19251
- Thu Apr 20, 2006 1:54 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: Happy Slapper get's, well, Slapped!
- Replies: 95
- Views: 19251
The concept of a happy slapper is quite new to me - what will you people think of next! I would guess that any slapper would at least be guilty of common assault and disturbing the peace. I disagree, Mummy, that the open palm makes a difference - an unexpected slap could cause a heart attack or a se...
- Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:57 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: Joke thread
- Replies: 3701
- Views: 535277
- Fri Apr 07, 2006 3:32 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: Joke thread
- Replies: 3701
- Views: 535277
For those who cat tolerate puns... A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your Duck has passed away....
- Fri Apr 07, 2006 1:59 am
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
- Replies: 2985
- Views: 920854
- Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:10 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: Joke thread
- Replies: 3701
- Views: 535277
- Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:25 pm
- Forum: New Members
- Topic: Simmy/Rob/Berry/Ches/Lee YOU feck*!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Replies: 21
- Views: 11371
- Thu Mar 30, 2006 2:48 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: Joke thread
- Replies: 3701
- Views: 535277
I found this amusing if probably untrue: CADILLACS AND COMPUTERS For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stat...
- Wed Mar 15, 2006 2:25 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
- Replies: 2985
- Views: 920854
- Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:01 pm
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: Joke thread
- Replies: 3701
- Views: 535277
My grandad told me that one in 1965. :oops: Even back then, Texas buses didn't have conductors - I think it should have been a train joke. Pedantic?? If we're being pedantic we should have had this discussion when the joke first appeared back on page 7 or whatever it was... Well, I raised the same ...
- Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:08 am
- Forum: General Banter
- Topic: Joke thread
- Replies: 3701
- Views: 535277
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and ...