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by jaffka
Sun Apr 20, 2008 12:59 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: COME ON VILLA!
Replies: 12
Views: 3009

2-0...up the villa!!!!
by jaffka
Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:03 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Shannon Matthews Found
Replies: 71
Views: 9101

by jaffka
Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:50 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 513040

Little Johnny’s mother is taking a bath, having recently been discharged from hospital where she had all of her pubic hair removed. Johnny comes into the bathroom as she’s drying off, and asks her what happened to the hair. ‘I’ve lost my sponge,’ she says, and sends Johnny out to play. A few moments...
by jaffka
Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:42 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Shannon Matthews Found
Replies: 71
Views: 9101

The fact that Shannon was immediatley taken into Police protection and not returned to the family should have alarm bells ringing. I am not aware of anyother case where a missing child has not immediatley been returned to the family.
by jaffka
Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:23 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Shannon Matthews Found
Replies: 71
Views: 9101

I'm stunned by this whole affair. Absolutely stunned. It's taken Chavery to a new low. Annoying part of it all, it's the taxpayers who'll finish up footing the bill for this bunch of nutters. What chance the kids with a family like this around them? The mother, no doubt, will plead poverty, sell he...
by jaffka
Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:41 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Last Day Revenge
Replies: 23
Views: 4192

If there is carpet anywhere pour some milk on it, preferably under some furniture...the smell becomes horrible but cannot be placed!!!!!!
by jaffka
Mon Oct 29, 2007 7:55 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: 'Most Detestable Human Being' Competition...
Replies: 16
Views: 2822

A set of total scumbags.
by jaffka
Sat Oct 27, 2007 10:27 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: PES2008/FM2008 thread
Replies: 49
Views: 11759

Is it worth getting FM 2008 if you got 2007? (only bought 2007 about a month back lol)...are the "improvements" worth it? Have a look for a patch for this seasons players. I have FM2007 and its good fun but I think that they are losing some of the gameplay of the original CM series, its getting to ...
by jaffka
Sat Oct 27, 2007 10:25 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: PES2008/FM2008 thread
Replies: 49
Views: 11759

For me the coaching is really time consuming...too much micro management involved.
by jaffka
Sat Oct 27, 2007 10:10 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: PES2008/FM2008 thread
Replies: 49
Views: 11759

Is it worth getting FM 2008 if you got 2007? (only bought 2007 about a month back lol)...are the "improvements" worth it? Have a look for a patch for this seasons players. I have FM2007 and its good fun but I think that they are losing some of the gameplay of the original CM series, its getting to ...
by jaffka
Thu Oct 25, 2007 9:09 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Spurs = Brilliant?
Replies: 10
Views: 3773

Re: Spurs = Brilliant?

Rumors going around that Jol will step down following their UEFA Cup game today. Hours after Megson has signed a 2 and a half year contract with us. Kudos to you Tottenham, well played. Well with a bit of luck, Tottenham might just head hunt Megson and pay us £300k to take him away! Clever bit of b...
by jaffka
Sun Oct 21, 2007 8:41 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: RUGBY WORLD CUP THREAD
Replies: 294
Views: 46672

Well I think that Bruce has made a tremendous reply.
by jaffka
Sun Oct 21, 2007 5:34 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: RUGBY WORLD CUP THREAD
Replies: 294
Views: 46672

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Please don't bother replying to any of scottishlad's posts. You'd be wasting your time.


Can we get back the the thread subject please.
Sorry pal must have posted at the same time.
by jaffka
Sun Oct 21, 2007 5:33 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: RUGBY WORLD CUP THREAD
Replies: 294
Views: 46672

Its good to see that this forum is no different than others in that we have a resident bellend, yes scottishlad that dubious honour falls to you...
by jaffka
Sun Oct 21, 2007 5:12 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: RUGBY WORLD CUP THREAD
Replies: 294
Views: 46672

Looks like I have got it all wrong, the men in dresses who never win anything and can only take pleasure from England, glorious England not winning, are superior... :roll:
by jaffka
Sun Oct 21, 2007 3:38 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: RUGBY WORLD CUP THREAD
Replies: 294
Views: 46672

Arthur Askey, Jive Bunny, red-faced c*nts eating double-egg and chips in Spanish beachside cafes withe there england strip on all week, Dear Deidrie, El Tel, The Chuckle Brothers, to me to you, a pint of bitter, coming to a standstill because of a slight flurry of snow, Bernard Matthews, Ian feckin...
by jaffka
Sun Oct 21, 2007 11:41 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: RUGBY WORLD CUP THREAD
Replies: 294
Views: 46672

Arthur Askey, Jive Bunny, red-faced c*nts eating double-egg and chips in Spanish beachside cafes withe there england strip on all week, Dear Deidrie, El Tel, The Chuckle Brothers, to me to you, a pint of bitter, coming to a standstill because of a slight flurry of snow, Bernard Matthews, Ian feckin...
by jaffka
Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:42 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: RUGBY WORLD CUP THREAD
Replies: 294
Views: 46672

england played with the tactics of a team that didn't want to lose rather than one that wanted to win, then backed that up with poor kicking and silly penalties. Anyone suggesting that SA didn't deseve to win because we "gave them all their points", I'm sorry but that's plain silly. It's a very goo...
by jaffka
Sun Oct 21, 2007 12:25 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Curry
Replies: 54
Views: 18146

Time to revisit this thread in the light of my first trip to the Curry Mile in Rusholme today. Christ knows what I ate - my Indian mate picked it for me..........ferkin superb! Any chance of getting your Indian mate to let us know what you had then? Otherwise, it's a little like someone bumping up ...
by jaffka
Sat Oct 20, 2007 10:56 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: RUGBY WORLD CUP THREAD
Replies: 294
Views: 46672

Good effort and exceeded all pre-tournament expectations.

I think there will be a few international retirements and allow some of the promising upcoming English players their chance in next years six nations.

Congratulations to South Africa during the tournament they have been the best team.