The winner to be announced after we beat West Ham on Saturday.

Jolly good. I'll go and look for a picture.

hisroyalgingerness wrote:cheers

here's mine

"Oi, Allardyce! Pedersen at Left Back? Are you fkn mad?!"

The Babies' boxing match was interrupted when the avatar next door began to fire at them.

The boil which had grown out of Baora's bottom was an embarassment to him,
but it did give him a height advantage at set pieces.

http://www.northwestblues.co.uk/images/sillypic.jpg Here's mine: The body odour problem was still evident at the Blackburn Rovers youth academy. Overcome by the stench, two of the youngsters began to lose consciousness. Even the nets had rotted. The winner is Soldier of the White Army with a commen...

Ronaldo was clean through, and would have scored, but for a desperate piece of bad luck, when he was pole axed by a sky diver who had forgotten to put on a parachute.

here it is ''if i was a mod then i'd win the lot, despite me posting unfunny shite' of course i respect kevs opinion, but i think there is a ton of arse lickery going on here. you mean that my post was less obvious than "HAHAHA I AM SUCKING HIS WILLY" how can mummy suck up to me when he is a mod as...

Mar, even though I do not drink at lunchtime, I frequently find myself feeling sleepy at work early afternoon. Why might this be the case? Apart from boredom! I can answer that ( says he, whilst trampling on Mar’s toes ) Your problem is caused by low blood sugar levels. This condition is most likel...

Bench,

I suspect you are trying to convey to your mate that he is a cissy for drinking lager. A perfectly laudable aim.

Try this. Bitter is brewed with seeded hops whereas lager is brewed with seedless hops. So your mates beer has effectively had it's nuts chopped off.

Ratbert wrote:Does Bolton town centre have a competition on Saturday nights for 'biggest bird in least clothing'?

Maybe Mar knows.

The said competition takes place in the Wetherspoon's pub opposite the Pack Horse. It's the sartorial equivalent of watching a car crash. poo:)