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by TANGODANCER
Fri Dec 02, 2005 1:39 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 922685

Bruce Rioja wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:About time you all stopped loafing about and made some dough :P
What? Like, earned a crust?
Crumbs, you trying to take a "rise" out of me Bruce
by TANGODANCER
Fri Dec 02, 2005 1:36 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 922685

communistworkethic wrote:Cheers TD.

Here you go....


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Gordon Ramsay's instruction to " Use your loaf and don't give me any f-----g lip" was misinterptreted by the French cookery students.
by TANGODANCER
Fri Dec 02, 2005 1:15 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 922685

blurred wrote:
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:Some of you guys really are scraping the oven bottom of the barrell.
Sorry Bruce :( , I we all should appologise at the very yeast!!
Aye, there's a grain of truth in that.
About time you all stopped loafing about and made some dough :P
by TANGODANCER
Fri Dec 02, 2005 10:14 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 922685

communistworkethic wrote:Claims of a drinking culture at Newcastle were supported when at least one player turned up for the game legless.
Not going to have much time today so I'm giving this one to Commie despite some good attempts. I'll be back! :D
by TANGODANCER
Thu Dec 01, 2005 11:12 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 922685

Thanks Commie, but I've got a feeling this one won't re-size for some reason. I was using the first option on the imageshack page before. Bad choice of picture I guess. :cry:
by TANGODANCER
Thu Dec 01, 2005 10:46 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 922685

Still having re-sizing problems. Do your best (or worst)


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by TANGODANCER
Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:12 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 922685

Going to Freetown (Sierra Leone) tomorrow evening so I've had a hard time, (ooer missus!) selecting one from all the excellent responses. But the one that made me laugh out loud was....... That old, very old, character of comedy, vice and general testicular maestro........TangoDancer. Well done lad...
by TANGODANCER
Thu Dec 01, 2005 8:56 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 922685

Gravedigger wrote:Many thanks for that, Blurred. Here's one to test the wittiest wit.


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"Oi, cloth ears, I said let's take a short cut up the steps and duck the fog"
by TANGODANCER
Thu Dec 01, 2005 2:03 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 922685

Gravedigger wrote:Many thanks for that, Blurred. Here's one to test the wittiest wit.


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"Gee, just when you think a bad day can't get worse. Calling you a "gay old dog" was *not* an invitation bonehead!"
by TANGODANCER
Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:05 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 922685

Ladies and Gentlemen do your worst: http://www.operations.mod.uk/fingal/fimages/football/ball_arrives.jpg Match note: To avoid crowd trouble the "home" end stand will be clearly signposted . The match ball will also be inspected by a neutral observer and in case the refree should become injured we ...
by TANGODANCER
Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:21 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 922685

Come on Soldier, this one's just mad for you :P :P :P
by TANGODANCER
Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:21 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 922685

[quote="keveh
Well that's just not fair, he stole his idea from me![/quote]

Since you are a black belt 5th Dan at images Keveh, I figured Blurred needed the practise. :roll: :roll:
by TANGODANCER
Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:49 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 922685

blurred wrote:Ladies and Gentlemen do your worst:

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"For fcuk's sake, the lot of you. It isnt made of pigskin or cowhide. I't's genuine vynil, see, there,made in Korea"
by TANGODANCER
Tue Nov 29, 2005 8:17 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 922685

http://img491.imageshack.us/img491/7443/tnindianman3lk.jpg At 27 Acacia Road, Eric began to suspect that his neighbour was taking the piss... (think about it ;) ) Despite no one spotting the obvious !Little Big Horn" link, I'm going to give this one to our guest Scouser. Over to you Blurred. :P :P
by TANGODANCER
Mon Nov 28, 2005 7:51 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 922685

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:Hey, Horse. Dig these dancers and weep :P :P :P
FINALLY!!! :grin:
Perseverence won the day Soldier. :P :P :wink:

Have to fess up and say Soldier found the midget tango dancers for me.
Cheers amigo! I'm keepin em for good now :P :P
by TANGODANCER
Mon Nov 28, 2005 3:11 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 922685

Hey, Horse. Dig these dancers and weep :P :P :P
by TANGODANCER
Mon Nov 28, 2005 12:26 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 922685

CrazyHorse wrote:
TANGODANCER wrote:
keveh wrote:You are ending your images wrong.

you are doing [img/]

you should end it [/img]
Think I've sorted it now, even the sizes. Thanks for the help! :oops:
So just your signature to sort out now..... :wink2:
Doing it. Watch out little red horse :P
by TANGODANCER
Mon Nov 28, 2005 12:23 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 922685

keveh wrote:You are ending your images wrong.

you are doing [img/]

you should end it [/img]
Think I've sorted it now, even the sizes. Thanks for the help! :oops:
by TANGODANCER
Mon Nov 28, 2005 12:00 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 922685

keveh wrote:I've sorted out your image tag, you should do it in your signature if you want it to show up.
Something ain't happening. Bear with me.
by TANGODANCER
Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:47 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 922685

Go for it :

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