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keveh

I read this the other day: "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out." "Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take ...

keveh

they are all so bad, but so funny at the same time.

keveh

(i've resized it)

wigan white wrote:Why thank you, now lets try this one:-

"The people living in Campo's hair loved his annual shampooing"

keveh

wigan white wrote:"Jim started to regret asking for Hamed's special sauce with his kebab......"[/size]

LMFAO! I'm not even going to try and beat that.

keveh

Blackberry Monkey wrote:well here we go

In Davies head... "I can't believe i came second to Ivan in the best hair cut award! Just smile and look like you're enjoying yourself."

keveh

Batman wrote:Said Kev to Ivan - these caption comps are getting a bit ridiculous now arent they

don't read or post in the thread then

keveh

Tony Blair: "You think he's fat? You wanna see his wife!"

keveh

People need to learn to take everything Natasha says with a pinch of salt, everybody should know that by now.

keveh

communistworkethic wrote:Logic not a strong point, is it Kev?

Taking a joke is though.

I'm guessing reading a thread isn't your strong point as Nat had already said she was joking.

keveh

IT WAS A JOKE FEWLS!

keveh

you're not allowed to do that, you need to locate a file on the internet somewhere and use the [img] tags

e.g.

[img]http://www.awebsite.com/image.jpg[/img]

look here to get the idea:

http://www.thewanderer.co.uk/boards/vie ... php?t=3038

keveh

pft, as if i didn't win! I made a rap and an animation and everything!

keveh

Those are made up, nobody knows the official offside rule, not even the ref's.

And it is linesman, not fkn assistant referee.

keveh

"Yo Yo, I'm George Bush and I rock this mic, I rule the world and do what I like, If you don't like war you can take a hike, I'm outta here, somebody get my trike.

keveh

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:

FRIDAY 1900 HRS SOTWA HAS HIS FIRST PINT

0200 HRS SOTWA FINISHES HIS TENTH PINT AND IS ON THE PULL

SOTWA wins because

1. it's funny
2. the women are hot
3. they are from the wwe

keveh

Here we go:

keveh

wahey, give me a few minutes

keveh

The FA didn't get it quite right when they introoduced the much demanded video referee.

keveh

Backgammon wrote:Cheers

Here's a new one.

After all this time, West Ham fans are just as upset in 2025 than they were in 2005 about comments made by Sam Allardyce.

keveh

Natasha wrote:There are other sites where men can flirt with men.

Which you'd know all about.

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