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by Dave Sutton's barnet
Wed Nov 22, 2006 12:06 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Fatal Stabbing today in Bradshawgate
Replies: 80
Views: 8948

CrazyHorse wrote:Nothing surprises me these days.
BOO!!!!!

Did that work?
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:29 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Slow motion high FPS compilation
Replies: 3
Views: 583

Due to juxtaposition of content, I thought that pigeon was gonna get it...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:26 am
Forum: Site Development & Feedback
Topic: Signatures
Replies: 27
Views: 12677

If it helps, I see the same both at home on PC and at work on Mac.

Cowdrill's Sam-sig is slightly smaller than his avatar, so it depends whether the problem is the elongation of pages due to big sigs, or the interruption of the conversational flow with pics.
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:23 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Fatal Stabbing today in Bradshawgate
Replies: 80
Views: 8948

Batman wrote:
Everywhere has its knobs, no matter how many awards a town might win.
All too true B-man, but they're coming out in the day now! :shock:
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:20 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Fatal Stabbing today in Bradshawgate
Replies: 80
Views: 8948

Everywhere has its knobs, no matter how many awards a town might win. England during the day is ace, England at night is despicable. OK... A 30-YEAR-OLD man was repeatedly stabbed by a gang of masked men in Queen's Park, Bolton, yesterday afternoon. He was left seriously injured by the attack,which...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Wed Nov 22, 2006 12:22 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Please don't shout....
Replies: 11
Views: 2133

Ah...

But...

The Julio Cesar who scored the free-kick tonight (presumably the reason for Norm's question?) plays for AEK Athens, not Olympiakos...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 21, 2006 10:49 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Fatal Stabbing today in Bradshawgate
Replies: 80
Views: 8948

I blame the 60s! Well, you might not be far out at that. Before the Hippies drugs were something in chemists for doctors perscriptions. Even they were written in Latin and only chemists could translate them. After that every generation ripped the ass out of it a bit more till now they think out of ...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 21, 2006 10:45 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Please don't shout....
Replies: 11
Views: 2133

[whispers] Not seen owt about it in these pages, Norm.

It's a Wiki-yes
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julio_Cesar_Santos_Correa

Links to:
http://j-cesar.com/?page_id=5
Which seems genuine
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:27 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Fatal Stabbing today in Bradshawgate
Replies: 80
Views: 8948

So a turban is allowed, because it cannot be hidden.....if she wore a three foot long cross she would be OK? the Bible says nowt about wearing a cross... it does urge followers to "pick up their cross and follow" - if she was being biblically literal about it all, she'd carry a six-foot cross (or p...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:09 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you playing tonight?
Replies: 5751
Views: 673619

Mood was sagging in the office so I've just cranked up Tijuana Taxi by Herb Alpert – one of those songs, like Sir Duke, which makes sadness seem impossible - followed by Easy Lover by Collins & Bailey (on request from a younger staff member who didn't have to endure it back in the day)
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:54 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Fatal Stabbing today in Bradshawgate
Replies: 80
Views: 8948

So a turban is allowed, because it cannot be hidden.....if she wore a three foot long cross she would be OK? the Bible says nowt about wearing a cross... it does urge followers to "pick up their cross and follow" - if she was being biblically literal about it all, she'd carry a six-foot cross (or p...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:50 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: keeleys just gone up in my estimation
Replies: 271
Views: 39463

communistworkethic wrote:Chloe off the M&S marketing..

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Apparently, Mrs Makelele. So, Chloe, what first attracted you to the multimillionaire dwarf?
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:55 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Names
Replies: 26
Views: 3354

A useful health indicator is to ask the recently-voided "cable-laying or crop-spraying"?
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:54 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Names
Replies: 26
Views: 3354

Blimey!

Not to pick, but you need synonyms for the noun, not the verb... :twisted:
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:41 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Facebook
Replies: 10
Views: 1646

do they want the lovely princess carriage - or that horrid glowing bear - or Barbie's super-realistic horse? :D Nat(alie) wants nowt but flowery princess nonsense Ella just wants everything The very same with my daughter. My son wants nothing but WWE Rey Mysterio and John Cena stuff, along with Dr ...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:40 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Names
Replies: 26
Views: 3354

thebish wrote:
Dave Sutton's barnet wrote: You could also include Andy Todd.
pronounced (in a Hull accent) Andy Turd?? :wink:

I'm off for a Todd...
You've heard of todd as a synonym for turd, innit?
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:34 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Names
Replies: 26
Views: 3354

I resisted it back then - but now you've set me off... a few weeks ago, as I drove home from Walthamstow down the A12, I was listening to the end of a couple of champions league games and chuckling to myself (childishly) at the sheer number of players who are named after poo... there were three men...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:24 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Fatal Stabbing today in Bradshawgate
Replies: 80
Views: 8948

thebish wrote:commando??
No, I'm fully briefed.
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:22 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Names
Replies: 26
Views: 3354

Names

So, it now seems to be established (and is backed up by a Doutchwoman of my acquaintance) that Dirk Kuyt is pronounced DurruhKowt. This seems to mean that we should refer to Johan Crowf, but that's by the by. More importantly, Kowt's dad is a fisherman called Gerrit. Gerrit Kowt. Great name for a fi...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:18 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Fatal Stabbing today in Bradshawgate
Replies: 80
Views: 8948

It is but there's no indictaion they were Sikhs. No indeed. No religious identification at all. There was talk that anyone leaving the house with a knife should be locked up forever, which is understandable in a way, but a bugger for some - including the main importer of Swiss Army Knives... or the...

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