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InsaneApache

The Magic Band had nowt on the Mothers of Invention.

Still R.I.P. to the guy.

InsaneApache

I know but I'm not telling.

InsaneApache

To: John Hinckley From: Mrs. Nancy Reagan My family and I wanted to drop you a short note to tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are making in your recovery. In our country's spirit of understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know that we bear no grudge against you for shooti...

InsaneApache

He looks like Frankensteins monster. She should have done him with a pitchfork.

InsaneApache

Once we go down that road we're in a real mess and deep down everyone knows it. You cant possibly have rang them for anything recently. Unless you're calling about a murder, expect to wait anything from 4 hours to 3 days before an officer calls if you're ringing to report a group of yobs outside yo...

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So a bloke pisses through someone's letter box and its fair do's that he's stabbed to death. Whats the fair penalty for someone who prangs your car when drunk then? Pop round his house and rape his wife and 5 year old daughter? Or perhaps just give him a good beating and make sure there is some bra...

InsaneApache

Man bites dog gave me nightmares for weeks afterwards.

InsaneApache

As usual with addiction it's a medical problem, not a legal one. However, he has broken the law and should face the music. He does seem to have his foot down on the old self-destruct pedal. He probably should serve some time but I hope that he can get some help. Regardless of his fame, he's someones...

InsaneApache

You're not suggesting that the BBC is biased are you?

Shurely shome mishtake.

InsaneApache

I caught the end of Alan Green last night on Five Live. He was on about getting rid of Hodgson because he's had eight games in charge. Mental. Where do they find these pillocks? How much are they paid? How do I apply for the job? It's like Lawro. He always predicts a two-nil against us. Lazy thinkin...

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You got to wonder at the bonehead who negotiated the contracts so that they cost more to scrap than it would cost to go ahead and build them. Government genius.

InsaneApache

There's sooo many to choose from.

InsaneApache

So long as the definition of B'stards is that they were a bit hard ... Sir John of Byrom had a bit of previous here. To the point that, after one feisty match v Liverpool Admin FC he had had so many run-ins with legendary hard-man, Tommy Pox-Face Smith, that the two agreed to meet outside on the ca...

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but....but....but Liverfordinner are too BIG to go down. Honest.

InsaneApache

jaffka wrote:Looks like the billionaires have disappeared now.

Chicken farmers are the latest to be linked:

http://www.people.co.uk/sport/football/ ... -22639706/

Will they be wearing Hugo Boss outfits?

InsaneApache

That City side of the late 60s/early 70s was something else. Excellent. Was he still the manager when we stuffed em 3-0 with a Garry Jones hat trick in the League Cup in front of a massive crowd at Burnden? I can't remember if it was at Burnden or Gigg Lane but me and my mates stood behind the dugo...

InsaneApache

Il Pirate wrote:
Zulus Thousand of em wrote:Just watch this shite!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO55BazkiZ4&feature=aso

How my heart bleeds............................And that thick tw*t; " I'm from yorkshire, but that doesn't matter"

Didn't know that Tarby was a tyke.

InsaneApache

Like I said, not bankrupting the country. Every generation has to suss out Labours folly it seems.

InsaneApache

William the White wrote:He wasn't actually very funny though. Was he?

I loved him when I was a nipper. Especially that scene in a stitch in time when he was bandaged like a mummy on top of the ambulance.

Well I was only 5 or 6.

InsaneApache

To be fair to IDS, when he lost the leadership of the party he went out and took a look at sink estates in the north and Scotland. I can't remember which program it was on but I'll never forget the look on his face when he went into one of the estates. He just kept saying over and over again, "How d...

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