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by Il Pirate
Tue Jan 12, 2016 9:38 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: More than one owl? Count me in! SWFC away 12/1
Replies: 215
Views: 23563

Re: More than one owl? Count me in! SWFC away 12/1

DJBlu wrote:Other results are irrelevant when we can't grind out results ourselves.

We will not get anything out of any game when we have so many players with so many individual errors in their lockers.
You heard it here first. #Totalgobfuckerry
by Il Pirate
Tue Jan 12, 2016 8:38 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Wine
Replies: 535
Views: 53014

Re: Wine

Long story short......Eldest son bought me at xmas, amongst other things, a 'wine aerator'. Looks like a sex aid, pour wine from bottle into top of it, it makes a gurgling sound, comes out of other end into glass and turns a £6 bottle of wine into a £30 bottle of wine. Fact. Don't know how it works,...
by Il Pirate
Tue Jan 12, 2016 8:28 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you playing tonight?
Replies: 5751
Views: 651753

Re: What are you playing tonight?

Completely and utterly obsessed with Tom Waits at the moment. 11 albums in now and I love all of them. Been into TW for quite a while. Always differs, never disappoints. If you're enjoying TW, you may like a song by Green on Red entitled 'Tenderloin' from 'Here Come The Snakes'. A TW type story set...
by Il Pirate
Tue Jan 12, 2016 8:18 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Surrounded
Replies: 3
Views: 1031

Re: Surrounded

slippy pussy monthly......................
by Il Pirate
Tue Jan 12, 2016 11:21 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you eating and drinking tonight?
Replies: 9624
Views: 577240

Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

As mentioned elsewhere a few of us went to Northcote for lunch yesterday. As ever the food was absolutely magnificent, and at £35 apiece for the seasonal menu of three fantastic courses, very reasonable, but they don't half claw it back on the booze. My bezzy and I decided to finish off with a pair...
by Il Pirate
Tue Jan 12, 2016 11:11 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you watching tonight?
Replies: 17924
Views: 1213271

Re: What are you watching tonight?

Bijou Bob wrote:Season one of Fargo. Loved the film, found the series to be even better!

...............Season two will play with your head then! Great stuff. Yaa.......
by Il Pirate
Mon Jan 11, 2016 7:47 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you eating and drinking tonight?
Replies: 9624
Views: 577240

Re: What are you eating and drinking tonight?

As mentioned elsewhere a few of us went to Northcote for lunch yesterday. As ever the food was absolutely magnificent, and at £35 apiece for the seasonal menu of three fantastic courses, very reasonable, but they don't half claw it back on the booze. My bezzy and I decided to finish off with a pair...
by Il Pirate
Fri Jan 08, 2016 3:57 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Can we Marc Bolton down for Solid Gold Eastleigh Action?
Replies: 390
Views: 33743

Re: Can we Marc Bolton down for Solid Gold Eastleigh Action?

Also from Eastleigh Spitfires site..........................



It's been known for opposition managers to lean heavily on referees to get games called off. Is Neil Lennon thinking that way?
by Il Pirate
Fri Jan 08, 2016 3:52 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Can we Marc Bolton down for Solid Gold Eastleigh Action?
Replies: 390
Views: 33743

Re: Can we Marc Bolton down for Solid Gold Eastleigh Action?

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Hope it's worked! Eastleigh pitch 2 hrs ago
by Il Pirate
Fri Jan 08, 2016 3:36 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: FA Cup Draw
Replies: 207
Views: 24075

Re: FA Cup Draw

No, file under should do better :whack: If you get train and get off at Eastleigh. Pubs. Near ground CRICKETERS if you get there early. Nice food,beer,ales etc. Gets busy with away fans. We dont use it.Bout 25 min walk from station. Google map it can't be arsed to do directions. In Town Opposit sta...
by Il Pirate
Fri Jan 08, 2016 3:29 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Can we Marc Bolton down for Solid Gold Eastleigh Action?
Replies: 390
Views: 33743

Re: Can we Marc Bolton down for Solid Gold Eastleigh Action?

^^ when are the inspections likely Bluebeard ?? Non planned as yet. It's hoped there won't be need for one with the covers and the aerator. Although it's due to rain again (and has been on and off all day,we've also had some very sunny and windy spells which helps dry things up a bit. Due to be hea...
by Il Pirate
Fri Jan 08, 2016 3:15 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Can we Marc Bolton down for Solid Gold Eastleigh Action?
Replies: 390
Views: 33743

Re: Can we Marc Bolton down for Solid Gold Eastleigh Action?

^^ when are the inspections likely Bluebeard ?? Non planned as yet. It's hoped there won't be need for one with the covers and the aerator. Although it's due to rain again (and has been on and off all day,we've also had some very sunny and windy spells which helps dry things up a bit. Due to be hea...
by Il Pirate
Fri Jan 08, 2016 2:09 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Can we Marc Bolton down for Solid Gold Eastleigh Action?
Replies: 390
Views: 33743

Re: Can we Marc Bolton down for Solid Gold Eastleigh Action?

I can only repeat for those who may have missed it.
At present there are no plans (or need) for a pitch inspection.




This may be subject to change overnight
by Il Pirate
Fri Jan 08, 2016 1:58 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Can we Marc Bolton down for Solid Gold Eastleigh Action?
Replies: 390
Views: 33743

Re: Can we Marc Bolton down for Solid Gold Eastleigh Action?

Just watched the local news. Eastleigh already talking about how they will feel if they beat us. Cheeky b*st*ards. The pitch is going to be very heavy indeed, so will affect our passing game :wink: . They have borrowed a machine from Hampshire Cricket Club to aerate the pitch. Looks like a big tract...
by Il Pirate
Sat Dec 26, 2015 5:11 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Bedsheets, Pitchforks and colours nailed etc.
Replies: 414
Views: 66637

Re: Bedsheets, Pitchforks and colours nailed etc.

If only to beat spotty to it! But fck me......anyone got that Mike Basset's number??

I know it's Christmas, but bed sheet has been removed, paint retrieved from shed. Pitchfork being sharpened.
by Il Pirate
Sat Dec 26, 2015 5:01 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Another Neil in the Coffin - Rotherham (A) 26/12/15
Replies: 136
Views: 18091

Re: Another Neil in the Coffin - Rotherham (A) 26/12/15

What's Kev Davies doing right now?


Hopefully rubbing his hands awaiting the call to have a chance to get us up the table.........................
Or his missus. She could do a better job.
by Il Pirate
Mon Dec 21, 2015 8:43 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Dirty boy!
Replies: 156
Views: 21419

Re: Dirty boy!

I remember China St being a (white?) Reggae band? From either Liverpool or Manchester. However even then, 75p was far too much to watch the fckn Human League. ....................... Phil Oakey, biggest pretentious cn*t there ever was..............
by Il Pirate
Fri Dec 18, 2015 11:15 am
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Sports Shield Investments Ltd
Replies: 73
Views: 22559

Re: Sports Shield Investments Ltd

Why should Warburtons invest? I don't get it. They are a Bolton business but I don't see any reason why that obligates them to chuck hundreds of millions away trying to support the football club. Normal business sense and football business sense dont go together. There are 1001 reasons why normally...
by Il Pirate
Thu Dec 17, 2015 8:58 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Chelsea offer their Full Support
Replies: 45
Views: 7675

Re: Chelsea offer their Full Support

Mourinho won things in Spain, Portugal, England and Italy. Different environments and he conquered them all.

Substitute Holland for Italy, & I think Bobby Robson did that. With f4ck all money.
by Il Pirate
Sat Dec 12, 2015 8:22 pm
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!
Replies: 3849
Views: 513662

Re: If carlsberg did transfer threads.....This would be it!

doesn't always go that way, though.. Jutkiewitz - who we all wanted back - he turned out to be an utter stump! :D He did for the 6 fingered banjo players, but did a good job for us. The poor lad from doghead fc didn't even get a chance to prove his worth. And he scored....................wait for t...