Ok, here are the top 5 chocolate bars by unit sales in my little corner of Skye... January 1. Kitkat Chunky 2. Dairy Milk £1 bar 3. Galaxy Milk £1 bar 4. Frys Peppermint Cream 5. Aero Mint £1 bar And just below the dotted line, Yorkie Milk Chocolate. February 1. Dairy Milk £1 bar 2. Yorkie Milk Cho...

Off topic here now fellas. Top 5 chocolate biscuits anyone? Nothing can bet a white chocolate twix imho.

Prufrock wrote: ↑

Tue Mar 23, 2021 6:41 pm

A KitKat chunky is clearly far more of a chocolate bar than mini eggs or minstrels, what with it being, you know, a bar.

Ok. You have a fair point there but this year I have purchased a mini egg chocolate bar you know...

If we do something similar re The Biscuit World Cup, then that's just a race for runner-up behind Border's Dark Chocolate Gingers, of which I've just had three with a pint of coffee :) We will crack on with biscuits from the barrel you have with a hot drink after the next category which is biscuits...

Hold on - warped this. Chocolate biscuits doesn't include chocolate biscuits?!?!?! Bizarre. Chocolate biscuits should start with chocolate digestives and chocolate hob-nobs. No, there’s 3 quite clear categories here if you pay attention Worthy. :roll: Chocolate bars we have just done, chocolate bis...

So, top 5 chocolate biscuits of all time anyone? (the type you have after lunch not from a barrel with your cuppa)

1. White chocolate twix
2. Normal twix
3. Trio (triiiiiioooooooo)
4 Wagon wheel (with jam obvs)
5. Kit Kat

Honourable mention to the gold bar for pure nostalgic value)!

1. Twirl (benefits of a flake without the mess) 2. Minstrels (can I have these even though they are not strictly a "bar") 3. Cadburys boost 4. Mars bar (particularly the old king size ones) 5. Mint Club (biscuit or chocolate bar?) I reckon you're due a visit from the Itsnotabar Police Dept. :-) I k...

If we do something similar re The Biscuit World Cup, then that's just a race for runner-up behind Border's Dark Chocolate Gingers, of which I've just had three with a pint of coffee :) We will crack on with biscuits from the barrel you have with a hot drink after the next category which is biscuits...

If we're on about bars of chocolate, that Tony's chocoloney stuff is un-fecking-real, especially the orange (coloured packet, not flavoured), salted caramel one. Absolutely. First discovered that stuff at Schiphol a few years ago and always buy about a six of the big bars every time I go through. I...

Gary the Enfield wrote: ↑

Tue Mar 23, 2021 4:04 pm

1. Yorkie
2. Bourneville
3. Red Bounty
4. Mint chocolate Kit Kat crunchy
5. Crunchie

1/5 ain’t bad GtE (crunchie mmmmm) even if you are breaking the rules with no 4.

1. Twirl (benefits of a flake without the mess) 2. Minstrels (can I have these even though they are not strictly a "bar") 3. Cadburys boost 4. Mars bar (particularly the old king size ones) 5. Mint Club (biscuit or chocolate bar?) I reckon you're due a visit from the Itsnotabar Police Dept. :-) I k...

1. Twirl (benefits of a flake without the mess) 2. Minstrels (can I have these even though they are not strictly a "bar") 3. Cadburys boost 4. Mars bar (particularly the old king size ones) 5. Mint Club (biscuit or chocolate bar?) I reckon you're due a visit from the Itsnotabar Police Dept. :-) Yes...

Absolutely amazed nobody gave Mars Bars a mention? Penguin,yes, they were horrible, but Mars Bars? And Double Deckers? Oh, and those Chocolate Marzipan bars they cut off in chunks in Blackpool and places. Edit: Just seen Double Deckers....Apology. :oops: I was surprised Mars bars weren’t mentioned....

You're not selling yourself I don’t suppose me telling you that as a young impressionable teenager in my first (of 2) shop jobs I had, I had Norman Wisdom on the phone one day for a good half hour getting me scurrying around the sports shop I was working in looking for frankly ridiculous things we ...

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Mon Mar 22, 2021 11:23 pm

Burnden Paddock wrote: ↑

Mon Mar 22, 2021 10:56 pm

Is that the one Anthea Turner was slated for, after advertising it as part of her TV mag wedding photos?

I have a fiend who was at that wedding, and Anthea Turner was well and truly stitched-up, apparently.

1990’s Blue Peter reunion?!

You're not selling yourself I don’t suppose me telling you that as a young impressionable teenager in my first (of 2) shop jobs I had, I had Norman Wisdom on the phone one day for a good half hour getting me scurrying around the sports shop I was working in looking for frankly ridiculous things we ...

Being an ethical employer we don't use free labour and I'm not paying. Thanks for your interest though :) Damnit. Need a new job. Commute would have been a bit of a bugger though and I’d have eaten all your profits :wink: You wouldn't want to work for me. I'm at the grumpy old bastard stage of life...

Being an ethical employer we don't use free labour and I'm not paying. Thanks for your interest though :) Damnit. Need a new job. Commute would have been a bit of a bugger though and I’d have eaten all your profits :wink: You wouldn't want to work for me. I'm at the grumpy old bastard stage of life...

1/ Old Jamaica 2/ Yorkie Biscuit & Raisin 3/ Lindt Salted Caramel Bar 4/ Rowntree's Cabana 5/ Cadbury's Picnic I’d forgotten about Cabana. That was a former number 1 for me, along with Star Bar. Another shout for Old Jamaica! :pray: Aye, cabana was a favourite of mine during the Blakes 7 years :oye...

Abdoulaye's Twin wrote: ↑

Mon Mar 22, 2021 10:52 pm

Being an ethical employer we don't use free labour and I'm not paying.

Thanks for your interest though

Damnit. Need a new job. Commute would have been a bit of a bugger though and I’d have eaten all your profits