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by TANGODANCER
Thu Jan 19, 2006 9:26 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917641

Gravedigger wrote:Thanks.Got to get this right:-)
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The Royal Navy's new camouflage technique seems to be working well. Satellite communications have just reported that The Isle of Man is now off the coast of Finland!.
by TANGODANCER
Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:50 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917641

blurred wrote:Ta muchly old bean.

Right chaps, set your phasers to pun:

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"Be positive. I *know* I have the X factor, I know I have!"
by TANGODANCER
Sat Jan 14, 2006 3:15 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917641

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Coo ta :D

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"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it a.....hhhhhhhhh!"
by TANGODANCER
Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:37 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917641

CrazyHorse wrote:Ok, I'll do it if no one minds...

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The re-shoot of "Carry on up the Khyber" seems to have been totally misinterpretated by the "Blue Hand Camping Club" members.
by TANGODANCER
Thu Jan 12, 2006 9:38 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917641

Having big problems on any image search. Keep getting "Service Unavailable" First to get a picture up takes over for now.
by TANGODANCER
Thu Jan 12, 2006 4:23 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917641

Cheers Bruce, I'll get on it. :P
by TANGODANCER
Wed Jan 11, 2006 3:39 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917641

[But knowing about that site, I thought every single male would know? A risk I took Keveh. Pheeew! And doubtlessly many not so single men too :wink: Here goes; http://img213.exs.cx/img213/5872/deer7777rp.jpg When I left a voicemail message for a quote from "Unusual Doorbells Ltd" and asked them to ...
by TANGODANCER
Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:10 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917641

thankingyou..... here we go... http://www.nearlygood.com/pictures/img/happynun.jpg Let's see now: "Teetotal Bolton Wanderers fan and ex-model wants to meet rich, young, good-looking guy for entertainment and fun. Free anytime except match days. Never missed a match home or away except when I was in...
by TANGODANCER
Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:14 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917641

communistworkethic wrote:thankingyou.....


here we go...

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"Er, no, Mother Superior. Scissor Sisters aren't a group of clothes-making nuns in Africa!"
by TANGODANCER
Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:10 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917641

blurred wrote:
Gravedigger wrote:Nice one, my son. Your shot. 8)
Much obliged, anyway, try this on for size

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Skinny dipping in New Brighton was never going to be a good idea
by TANGODANCER
Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:23 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917641

Gravedigger wrote:Cor! That's a surprise. Okay Let's attempt this without the a to z of posting pics.
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"IIIIII,M DREAMIN OF A WHITE CHRISTMAAAAS"
by TANGODANCER
Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:19 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Life on Mars
Replies: 32
Views: 5265

communistworkethic wrote:
Cowdrill wrote:Life on Mars? is Bowie's best song


brilliant
better than little drummer boy ?????????
Unfair advantage Commie. He had Bing Crosby to help him on that :P
by TANGODANCER
Mon Jan 09, 2006 10:19 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Life on Mars
Replies: 32
Views: 5265

No new thing, life on Mars, Soldier. Edgar Rice-Burrows did it around the same time he wrote the "Tarzan" novels. That's a long time ago :P :P
by TANGODANCER
Sat Jan 07, 2006 11:15 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917641

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Here you go:

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Never mind your mum lad. Can you play left back?
by TANGODANCER
Sat Jan 07, 2006 4:07 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917641

WINNER.
Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Image

Ahhhh that nap did me the WORLD of good. Now to get.................................OH SHXT!!!!!
My own for this would have been:

Come on guys, I know you can't legally kill me but " Under arrest" for
f----s sake?
by TANGODANCER
Thu Jan 05, 2006 8:32 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917641

Here it is then. Done everything to resize it without success:

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by TANGODANCER
Thu Jan 05, 2006 4:51 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 516987

Frankly: Man walks out of a hotel into the rain just as a taxi pulls up. "That was lucky", he said to the driver "Frank did it every time. Never got wet and there was always a taxi waiting" said the driver Frank who? Frank Brown, world class sprinter, weightlifter, scratch-golfer, ace swimmer and di...
by TANGODANCER
Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:22 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917641

keveh wrote:wahey, here we go...

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Paul Gascoigne makes one last attempt to get back into football, any football.
by TANGODANCER
Tue Jan 03, 2006 1:37 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joke thread
Replies: 3701
Views: 516987

Patrick walk into his local with a black eye. "Shit, have you been fighting?" asked Michael "Nah, believe it or not I was doing a good turn. I was in church this morning and Mrs Murphy was in front of me. As she stood up I noticed her frock was caught in her knickers so I reched forward and pulled i...
by TANGODANCER
Tue Jan 03, 2006 8:38 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 917641

Bruce Rioja wrote:Image

Rodan's Tinker
Brilliant! :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

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