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by malcd1
Fri Nov 24, 2006 12:23 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: So what do you all look like?
Replies: 701
Views: 126306

Raven wrote:What I want to know is what he's hiding behind his back
The matching trousers I think.
by malcd1
Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:07 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Names
Replies: 26
Views: 2193

My 7 year old daughters favourite joke is.

Q. Why did the bakers hands smell.

A. Because he needed a poo.



Get it kneaded :D
by malcd1
Sat Nov 18, 2006 11:47 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: RIP Puskas
Replies: 13
Views: 1428

Here are a couple of goals I've found on youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU4K12SpDzo

Same goal from different camera angle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU4K12SpDzo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE_8lari44w
by malcd1
Tue Nov 14, 2006 5:45 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Nintendo DS
Replies: 17
Views: 1713

I have just bought a DS Lite for my 7 year old daughter (Christmas present Sshhhh). I have had to have a little play just in case it was broken :D . I have got her New Mario Brothers, Animal Crossing, Pippa Funnel (Looks rubbish), Nintendogs, Monster House and Brain Training :wink: . Any other game ...
by malcd1
Wed Nov 01, 2006 2:57 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: I'm not having a very good day :(
Replies: 49
Views: 8316

Thanks AT - I've got a big assignment due in two days and everytime I've tried to get into it and try and get some more doneover the last week, another bad thing happens to throw me off and affect my concentration. Should I take this as a sign that I was not meant to complete the assignment? :o :wi...
by malcd1
Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:14 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Credit where Credits Due
Replies: 0
Views: 503

Credit where Credits Due

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/6050804.stm Complete fluke maybe. But 8 results correct with 5 perfect scores is pretty good going. Including our 2-1 win at Newcastle. :shock: Perhaps he does know what he is talking about. But saying that I have just returned from a 7 hour drinking...
by malcd1
Sun Oct 15, 2006 9:15 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Bright lights of Broadway (Farnworth, that is)
Replies: 10
Views: 1428

Re: Bright lights of Broadway (Farnworth, that is)

Don't go "on the town" much these days; prefer a jar or two and a bit of decent music at home with friends. Last night, donned the full regalia, grabbed the wife and a couple of our friends and tangoed out for a change. Dear, oh dear. I'm a bit past "Icons and Ritzys" and more at home with Tango th...
by malcd1
Thu Oct 12, 2006 10:35 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Anyone work in insurance?
Replies: 19
Views: 10174

Re: Anyone work in insurance?

I hate you you cheating theaving bustards!!!!!! Car insurance gone up again....... Have we had a crash? No. Have we got a different car? No. Have we changed address? No. Cheating, thieving, lying, horrible evil people! My best friend :wink2: works for an insurance company. I can tell you that in th...
by malcd1
Wed Oct 11, 2006 7:54 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Croatia
Replies: 63
Views: 6558

Great formation this one. A defense that looks so dodgey we could have conceeded ten goals. We have two wing-backs who never play in these positions and failed to add anything apart from being in no-mans-land A midfield that has been completely out played and created absolutely nothing. Two forwards...
by malcd1
Wed Oct 11, 2006 7:36 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Croatia
Replies: 63
Views: 6558

Who created that divot though. Was it Calamity Robinson when he took his last goal kick. If it was shoot him. If it was created by one of the other players it was very unlucky. Robinson isn't the worst player on the pitch though. There are plenty of other candidates for that. Can someone tell me wha...
by malcd1
Mon Oct 09, 2006 10:29 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Paul Hunter dead
Replies: 18
Views: 2377

Paul Hunter dead

I don't know if you like snooker but if you do you will know Paul Hunter has been suffering from cancer for the last 18 months. Anyway he passed away today aged 27 leaving a wife and young daughter. RIP http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/other_sports/snooker/6035879.stm Paul Hunter has died at the age ...
by malcd1
Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:35 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The new, true religion
Replies: 6
Views: 814

Google is no God. It is the devils work.
by malcd1
Sat Sep 30, 2006 9:29 am
Forum: New Members
Topic: Werd Up
Replies: 11
Views: 4556

You have a private message Odelay. Good luck. :D
by malcd1
Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:17 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Hammond in Car Crash
Replies: 37
Views: 5510

Maybe in bad taste but an anagram of "Top Gear's Richard Hammond"

is

Crash and harm poor midget

Spooky.

Get well soon Richard.
by malcd1
Wed Sep 20, 2006 12:22 am
Forum: The Trotters
Topic: Sam Allardyce - Stay or Go?
Replies: 247
Views: 59163

Most of our signings have been 'free' transfers. Is there an administration cost or something for a freebie or are they completely free. Cause 10% of bugger all isn't a great deal.
by malcd1
Mon Sep 18, 2006 4:59 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: A lovely picture of tallest building in Canada
Replies: 12
Views: 1333

No matter how hard I try I still can't find that building in the picture. :D
by malcd1
Thu Sep 14, 2006 10:11 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: GGGOOOOOAAAALLLL Ball Boy
Replies: 2
Views: 486

GGGOOOOOAAAALLLL Ball Boy

And you thought our referees were bad. Check out this blunder by clicking the "Ball boy scores goal in Brazil" in the MORE FOOTBALL HIGHLIGHTS AND FEATURES section

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/default.stm
by malcd1
Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:55 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuno!!!!
Replies: 12
Views: 1679

And Michael Bridges scored for Hull away at Leicester.

BBBRRRRRIIIIIIIIIDDDGGGEEEEEEEEEESSSS

Not quite the same ring to it.
by malcd1
Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:23 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: CHRISTIANO.
Replies: 18
Views: 2804

Just got the first review of my third book of the trilogy. Highly encouraging: Yet another Masterpiece from James Morris 11 Sep 2006 by Ashok Malhotra This is the third book of the Rod Moor Triology. The sword of Saladin is just as well written as the other two, which in my opinion must be read fir...
by malcd1
Sat Sep 02, 2006 1:00 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: How Clever Are You?
Replies: 717
Views: 139754

A bit belated I know but congratulations americantrotter for winning Augusts quiz. :pray: