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by TANGODANCER
Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:59 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919693

Blackberry Monkey wrote:well here we go

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Guy in background : "It's okay love, they're only plated plastic, but Phil says keep it quiet. The lads don't need to know
that".
by TANGODANCER
Thu Oct 13, 2005 9:27 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919693

hisroyalgingerness wrote:Image
Kinell Jaques!. I told you not to go for curried Prawns for lunch. Leg it quick and they'll think it's George. :P :P
by TANGODANCER
Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:45 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919693

Okay guys, where's this friday night party at? I's a ready :P
by TANGODANCER
Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:14 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919693

Okay. I'm having problems with my pc. I'll donate my go to Commie for now
by TANGODANCER
Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:27 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919693

Topical

The "add image to post feature seems disabled (at least on my pc. Any ideas admin?
by TANGODANCER
Wed Oct 12, 2005 11:20 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: PROOF AT LAST: NATASHA KNOWS BEST
Replies: 37
Views: 10132

InsaneApache wrote:Offside?...is'n't that when the ball gets booted out the side of the pitch? :D
The term "offside" is actually a get-out clause for refrees in case a penalty is in the offing or Bolton score when playing away (specifically against Man U Arsenal, Liverpool or Chelsea) :P :P
by TANGODANCER
Wed Oct 12, 2005 11:13 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: PROOF AT LAST: NATASHA KNOWS BEST
Replies: 37
Views: 10132

It's a rigged study, but the "rah rah girl power bullshit" activists don't want you to know that so the relevant details have been removed in the story that's floating around. I think it's vile. I really do pity some of you. This was a joke, a light-hearted tongue-in-cheek post playing on the fact ...
by TANGODANCER
Wed Oct 12, 2005 10:19 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: PROOF AT LAST: NATASHA KNOWS BEST
Replies: 37
Views: 10132

There's no such thing as an "assistant refree". The ref rules and the others are just ( in the words of Graham Lovatt) "flag wavers". The offside rule is football's answer to the rubic cube. Where in the rules is shirt-grabbing and arm-holding allowed? The "rules" are a joke. Women know everything, ...
by TANGODANCER
Tue Oct 11, 2005 9:54 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919693

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Cheers Keveh, (note to self, if im ever struggling for a quote, throw in a diva)

Next up:

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No, unfortunately I can't show you the fax. It's, er, er, in my other suit, but I have got it,,,honest!
by TANGODANCER
Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:27 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919693

keveh wrote:Here we go:

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Chairman of Adidas (left) shows off his ideas for Bolton's new "away" strip at Darcy Lever's Country Western Appreciation Society evening.
by TANGODANCER
Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:43 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919693

It like waiting for Sven to get the sack, waiting for Backgammon :roll: Oh well, onwards and upwards: http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/6279/12cw.jpg Soldier uses his trade-taught skills to get his match preview on our UEFFA cup opponents on the HOME PAGE before Bench, Batman, Warthog and the othe...
by TANGODANCER
Fri Oct 07, 2005 2:06 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919693

Backgammon wrote:Cheers :D

Here's a new one.

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Yes, we know it's Graham Souness Mr Garside, but he can bloody well pay at the door like the rest :P
by TANGODANCER
Fri Oct 07, 2005 1:24 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919693

Appologies for the pies. This is what I should have posted. :oops: http://img1.postimage.org/16975/pies.jpg The guy living downstairs turn's to his wife; "What the hell is all that fecking noise? It sounds like a sumo wrestler trying to perform Swan Lake". She replies; "Don't be daft… They're proba...
by TANGODANCER
Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:33 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Film Review Thread
Replies: 240
Views: 60517

Batman wrote:the story is more far-fetched than Japanese turd, but god damn the fight scenes are cool.

the guy is so f*cking fast
Watch "Unleashed" (Danny the dog) and re-assess that Batman. Takes voilence to a whole new level:P
by TANGODANCER
Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:49 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919693

Appologies for the pies. This is what I should have posted. :oops: Don't worry about it mate. Mistaking a tray full of pies for a ballet dancing sumo wrestler is a common mistake. Anyone could make it. I know, I posted a picture of his lunch by mistake. I sent "pasties" instead of "pastiche" :D :D
by TANGODANCER
Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:30 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919693

Appologies for the pies. This is what I should have posted. :oops: Image
by TANGODANCER
Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:20 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919693

Okay, here you go;

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by TANGODANCER
Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:57 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 919693

http://img1.postimage.org/16181/chequeee.jpg Come on guys :grin: what else could I post today? :D Mich (on the right) with the cheque for £20 he just presented to his local library bring and buy sale so he could get a photograph of himself with it and use it to fool all his "friends" on The Wandere...
by TANGODANCER
Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:43 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: TANGODANCER
Replies: 25
Views: 11983

CrazyHorse wrote:Hello and nice to meet you. You're going to love it on here, just as long as you ignore anything that is posted by meatpieandchips you'll be fine! :wink:
Thank you CH, I'll keep that in mind. Is he a Wiganer? :D
by TANGODANCER
Wed Oct 05, 2005 9:21 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: TANGODANCER
Replies: 25
Views: 11983

TANGODANCER

Hello there fellow footy fanatics. My name is Tangodancer and I'm a re-incarnation of MEATPIEANDCHIPS who has been here a few weeks but thought the name a little Wiganish. Don't be put off by the highfalutin name, but I've been a dance fan for longer than I care to state so thought it better and a l...

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