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by Zulus Thousand of em
Sat Oct 29, 2005 11:00 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920762

mummywhycantieatcrayons wrote:I'll just chuck one in while Gravedigger sorts himself out:


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Ponting realises that Flintoff wil be coming in off his full run-up.
by Zulus Thousand of em
Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:13 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920762

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The new Pompey striker realised that Milan Mandaric hadn't forgotten all his Balkan habits.
by Zulus Thousand of em
Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:09 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920762

Blackberry Monkey wrote:well here we go

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Merry Christmas! - and Ivan's happier with his new hairdryer than Kevin is with his life-size Gordon Strachan model.
by Zulus Thousand of em
Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:42 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920762

hisroyalgingerness wrote:Image
Asda invest millions in their last chance ad campaign to win back market share lost to Tesco.
by Zulus Thousand of em
Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:06 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920762

communistworkethic wrote:ok Tango..

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I like Warthog - but I couldn't eat a whole one!
by Zulus Thousand of em
Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:31 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: PROOF AT LAST: NATASHA KNOWS BEST
Replies: 37
Views: 10141

LOL!
by Zulus Thousand of em
Wed Oct 12, 2005 10:09 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: PROOF AT LAST: NATASHA KNOWS BEST
Replies: 37
Views: 10141

You haven't got your heads around the concept of parallel parking yet though ladies!

8)
by Zulus Thousand of em
Wed Oct 12, 2005 10:07 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: PROOF AT LAST: NATASHA KNOWS BEST
Replies: 37
Views: 10141

Get the kettle on. We'll be needing a brew whilst we discuss this. Two sugars in mine, pet.

:D
by Zulus Thousand of em
Mon Oct 10, 2005 5:20 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920762

keveh wrote:Here we go:

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TW's American members have no doubts that they could be assimilated back into the Bolton culture seamlessly.
by Zulus Thousand of em
Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:56 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920762

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SOTWA calls in air-strike on admin as Slamdown is binned!
by Zulus Thousand of em
Wed Oct 05, 2005 10:49 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920762

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Image

Come on guys :grin: what else could I post today? :D
Brainstorming session at the County Durham Lying Bastard Society.
by Zulus Thousand of em
Tue Oct 04, 2005 8:40 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 920762

CrazyHorse wrote:
communistworkethic wrote:But the winner in a close fought tussle, and in spite of some lax spelling, is.....

Crazyhorse
Thank you my commie friend. Try this one for size then.
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Gary Speed gives his real reason for quitting the Welsh squad.
by Zulus Thousand of em
Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:36 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: OMG - I GOT FIVE NUMBERS AND THE BONUS BALL LAST NIGHT!!!!!
Replies: 151
Views: 38303

Zulu don't suppose you could get me your Mum and Dad's autographs ? Reckon they would be worth far more than Mich's lottery win ? :roll: Unfortunately they're in my dad's camera, which he left in Reading Gaol. :wink: Can't you use your time machine to retrieve said camera? :wink: I hadn't made that...
by Zulus Thousand of em
Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:32 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: OMG - I GOT FIVE NUMBERS AND THE BONUS BALL LAST NIGHT!!!!!
Replies: 151
Views: 38303

stinkythefrog wrote:Zulu don't suppose you could get me your Mum and Dad's autographs ? Reckon they would be worth far more than Mich's lottery win ? :roll:
Unfortunately they're in my dad's camera, which he left in Reading Gaol. :wink:
by Zulus Thousand of em
Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:27 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: OMG - I GOT FIVE NUMBERS AND THE BONUS BALL LAST NIGHT!!!!!
Replies: 151
Views: 38303

Well, as this the "Extremely far fetched thread", I thought I'd join in.

:D
by Zulus Thousand of em
Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:24 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: OMG - I GOT FIVE NUMBERS AND THE BONUS BALL LAST NIGHT!!!!!
Replies: 151
Views: 38303

Mich Caine wrote:Zulus - can you not spell god dammit?

On your profile it says location: 200 miles darn sarf. Don't you mean DOWN SOUTH dummy?
Er, no.
by Zulus Thousand of em
Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:18 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: OMG - I GOT FIVE NUMBERS AND THE BONUS BALL LAST NIGHT!!!!!
Replies: 151
Views: 38303

Knobhead (Mich, that is!) Good come back, are you really Oscar Wilde? No, I am his love-child from a torrid one night stand with Elizabeth Barrett Browning. (Which is all the more impressive when you consider the fact that she pre-deceased him by around forty years and he was as gay as a badger.) :...
by Zulus Thousand of em
Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:13 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: OMG - I GOT FIVE NUMBERS AND THE BONUS BALL LAST NIGHT!!!!!
Replies: 151
Views: 38303

:D :D :D
by Zulus Thousand of em
Mon Oct 03, 2005 3:06 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: OMG - I GOT FIVE NUMBERS AND THE BONUS BALL LAST NIGHT!!!!!
Replies: 151
Views: 38303

Mich Caine wrote:Zulus - rich knobhead to you, ok?

Keveh - I would love to see your face when you see the pics of me collecting the cheque. Oh, are you going to be sorry!
Money doesn't come into it Mich. £1 or £10 million would not change the fact that you are a tosser of the first order.
by Zulus Thousand of em
Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:59 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: OMG - I GOT FIVE NUMBERS AND THE BONUS BALL LAST NIGHT!!!!!
Replies: 151
Views: 38303

Knobhead (Mich, that is!)

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