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by Bruce Rioja
Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:57 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Loss of expenses
Replies: 35
Views: 4883

It happens, Bruce Trust me Debit card, though? I buy the car fuel on my own Visa and then charge it back to the company at pence per mile. As such, Az claimed mi brass back fust! What we're looking at here is the fella shelling out his own hard earned first off, with seemingly nowt by way of recour...
by Bruce Rioja
Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:35 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Loss of expenses
Replies: 35
Views: 4883

Re: Loss of expenses

I left my wallet at a friends house which was last night broekn into, my wallet being one of the things taken. I have a load of expense receipts in there amounting to a couple of hundred quid, which my comapny has said, If I don't show them receipts I don't het the money, is there anyway I'm covere...
by Bruce Rioja
Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:26 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 502592

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
boltonboris wrote:Go go gadget centre half
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

If that doesn't win, I'm banning myself!!

I seriously openly laughed my head off reading that!
I don't get it! :conf:
by Bruce Rioja
Mon Oct 08, 2007 10:23 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Nozzas smart money tip!
Replies: 107
Views: 21884

Oh, and one for Nozza ;) - Jamie Spencer's riding Geordieland today. Going to be a huge odds-on price, but should absolutely piss all over the field in that race (Pontefract, 3.40 I think it is). 2nd at 1/4. Coulda, woulda, shoulda kept your money in your pockets. "should absolutely piss all over t...
by Bruce Rioja
Sat Oct 06, 2007 12:29 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: 100m Sprinter in Drugs ban shocker
Replies: 18
Views: 1898

Re: 100m Sprinter in Drugs ban shocker

Verbal wrote:It is a shame, it seems that along with cycling, sprinting is being dragged through the mud.
I'm not sure that your use of the phrase "is being dragged through the mud" is quite as appropriate as "proving to be as corrupt as one and other" there, Verbal. :conf:
by Bruce Rioja
Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:14 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: THE FIRST EVER BOLTON WANDERERS BASED ACTION ADVENTURE NOVEL
Replies: 80
Views: 14280

Gertie wrote:Um OK, in that case... As well as Tango and Monty, who I haven't met... Soldier is the third person who I haven't met who has written and published and entire book so well done I'm really chuffed for you.

congratulations hooray!!
John Steinbeck ? :conf:



:mrgreen:
by Bruce Rioja
Fri Oct 05, 2007 6:10 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Snorting the Port
Replies: 7
Views: 1442

Well with friends like that who needs enamas? :?
by Bruce Rioja
Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:03 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Gotta love a bit of street graffiti
Replies: 8
Views: 1802

Check out Banksy's stuff. fecking brilliant.

http://www.banksy.co.uk/
by Bruce Rioja
Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:47 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: elvis = shite
Replies: 39
Views: 5298

I'd no idea :shock: I last met him two Christmases ago in The Ainsworth. I'd seen him perform a couple of months before hand at Bury Met, he was superb. Whan I met him in The Ainy he was with an old schoolmate of mine, and he just proved to be a one-man stand-up, and one that stood his round to boot...
by Bruce Rioja
Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:27 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: elvis = shite
Replies: 39
Views: 5298

ratbert wrote:
Batman wrote:Hovis Presley is miles better
Erm, was
Err, would one of you care to explain? I've seen HP a couple of times and have also been fortunate enough to meet him as he's a pal of an old school-pal. I'm concerned! :?
by Bruce Rioja
Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:34 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: They want the shirt of your back ....
Replies: 61
Views: 9297

enfieldwhite wrote:The Stag's Head was on the Blazer pocket, TD.
I thought it was on Deane Road. :?
by Bruce Rioja
Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:26 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Mourinho gone from Chelsea
Replies: 84
Views: 17854

Una Stubbs and Nanette Newman drink their own slash as well. Just incase you ever meet them, you now have a conversation starter. aye forget, Aunty Sally, and Give us a Clue or Washing up liquid and tidy daughter, and go in with "so I hear you drink piss.." top notch Speaking of which, Emma Forbes ...
by Bruce Rioja
Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:12 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW Caption Competition Part 2
Replies: 4327
Views: 502592

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Ease your way to a different level of fitness.
by Bruce Rioja
Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:06 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: ooooh look, someone's famous...
Replies: 11
Views: 1698

jmjhb wrote:Charlie Brooker is a god amongst men. Such a legend.
I wouldn't know him if he turned up for the window money. Any links, fella?
by Bruce Rioja
Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:00 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: elvis = shite
Replies: 39
Views: 5298

Even bigger bag of shite = Elvis impersonators. Let's face it, even Joe Pasquale could do Elvis's singing voice. Even so, you'll note that these impersonators can only impersonate the 'fat-bastard, rhinestone, drug-addled, Vegas period', and never the 'banned from the waist down on American TV' peri...
by Bruce Rioja
Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:45 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What a strange world it's becoming ...
Replies: 19
Views: 2102

coffeymagic wrote:You have to watch your kids like f ucking hawks especially near water
Is Len Fairclough still around? :shock:
by Bruce Rioja
Tue Oct 02, 2007 9:52 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Diana and Dodi inquest under way
Replies: 27
Views: 4523

I just can't help thinking that to leave a substansial German car looking like this, it's either someone or something that sent it into a pillar at full tilt.

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by Bruce Rioja
Tue Oct 02, 2007 8:47 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: They want the shirt of your back ....
Replies: 61
Views: 9297

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Yiss, and I still can't remember what festinabimus translates to, and it's bugging me! :evil:
I think it means something like "Go quickly" although it has been a long time since my Latin days I fear.
Ah. That makes sense. It appeared on the official guff when I was expelled! :oops:
by Bruce Rioja
Tue Oct 02, 2007 7:20 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: They want the shirt of your back ....
Replies: 61
Views: 9297

Because of where this thread has headed, there's a horrible part of my brain that has started repeating over and over again.... -bam; -bas, -bat, -barmus, -bartis, -bant -amo, -amas, -amat, -amamus, -amatis, -amant and to this day I never worked out what pluperfect was...... gratias ago polus ut es...
by Bruce Rioja
Tue Oct 02, 2007 12:14 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What a strange world it's becoming ...
Replies: 19
Views: 2102

Re: What a strange world it's becoming ...

bobo the clown wrote:What sort of names are Kasha & Kamilah ????
They are the sort of names invented by hopeless scrotes that give birth at 16 intented to sound 'a bit posh'.