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by Mar
Thu Jun 08, 2006 4:18 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Your worst nightmare.............
Replies: 59
Views: 12831

It's easy to deride the US team, but, after a string of succesful qualifications, why should they be looked upon as a mickey mouse team? If South Korea can get to the quarters, then with the luck of the draw, maybe the US can. The string of successful qualifications can't be a precursor to whether ...
by Mar
Thu Jun 08, 2006 4:04 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Jinx Alert - Cisse breaks leg AGAIN
Replies: 11
Views: 3541

I think Cisse would advertise milk quite well.

Drink milk and have strong healthy bones kids otherwise this will happen: 'queue horrific images'
by Mar
Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:01 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Get in the spirit people!
Replies: 76
Views: 21092

There we go, all festived up..
by Mar
Sat Dec 03, 2005 1:32 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW nightshift
Replies: 144
Views: 34740

You're in America, its not too late over there but here, its late night and the nightshift seems pretty much dead.
by Mar
Thu Dec 01, 2005 5:47 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 922598

The remake of the hound of the baskervilles wasn't quite going to plan.
by Mar
Thu Dec 01, 2005 5:19 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Oh just lay off crouch will you
Replies: 200
Views: 62595

it's that we've found some consistent footie, and barring one aberration away to Fulham and a somewhat fortuitous Chelsea visit to Anfield (we still deserved to lose, but not to be mauled 4-1) we've actually had a decent start to the season and are vastly improved on last year's efforts both in ter...
by Mar
Mon Nov 14, 2005 2:22 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ask Mar
Replies: 411
Views: 129257

Yer, got a bit serious din' I. :oops: Sorry, Mar. Lol, not a problem. I don't mind a difference in opinion but Bench's explanation explains the reasoning behind playing it on English or Argentinian soil rather than why its actually being played in Geneva. But in case you're wondering, it was still ...
by Mar
Sun Nov 13, 2005 2:30 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ask Mar
Replies: 411
Views: 129257

Thank you Sir. Now perhaps you could help me with this one. What was the best thing before sliced bread? :conf: The entire loaf. Especially in times when there was a severe shortage of bread and people had to settle for bread bits. Thank you again Sir, your knowledge and insight are a credit to you...
by Mar
Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:06 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ask Mar
Replies: 411
Views: 129257

Mar is gay? :shock: I think he was on about Harry. But just to answer youre question, nope, i'm too homophobic to be gay. Which makes me want to ask the following questions: Can a gay man be homophobic? And is there such a thing as hetrophobic? CH, course a gay man can be homophobic. We've all hear...
by Mar
Fri Nov 11, 2005 12:43 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ask Mar
Replies: 411
Views: 129257

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:
keveh wrote:
hisroyalgingerness wrote:i'm fecked then
you are if Mar reveals that he is infact gay.
Mar is gay? :shock:


I think he was on about Harry. But just to answer youre question, nope, i'm too homophobic to be gay.
by Mar
Fri Nov 11, 2005 12:42 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ask Mar
Replies: 411
Views: 129257

Dear Mar, Is Harry Potter gay? Keveh, Harry Potter is a very confused individual. I don't think he's gay but he's definitely trying out things most of us wouldn't. Running around playing magic with Ron doesn't exactly suggest him being gay but its certainly suggests something questionnable. Harry P...
by Mar
Fri Nov 11, 2005 12:35 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ask Mar
Replies: 411
Views: 129257

Bruce Rioja wrote: Thank you Sir. Now perhaps you could help me with this one. What was the best thing before sliced bread? :conf:
The entire loaf. Especially in times when there was a severe shortage of bread and people had to settle for bread bits.
by Mar
Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:30 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 922598

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Taxidermy took a whole new direction today as Jeremy Beadle started up his new career venture.
by Mar
Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:26 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ask Mar
Replies: 411
Views: 129257

Americantrotter, Fanz is such a downer all the time because he was brought up in trinidad and tobago during the equiami war after being wrongly deported for being irish. Fanz later struggled holding down a shoemaking job and since losing his adopted parents in a freak snowball accident (especially i...
by Mar
Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:22 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ask Mar
Replies: 411
Views: 129257

Bruce,

When he didn't have a drawing board to go back to he went back to whatever was available. It's just that back to the rock face isn't quite as catchy as 'back to the drawing board'.
by Mar
Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:26 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 922598

http://www.usemycomputer.com/indeximages/2003/October/Anna.and.Jeff.Beos.jpg The guy on the right looks too much like that TV hypnotist. Can't remember his name but at least it would explain why they're clapping together. Anyway back to the caption-y thing.. http://www.fprespa.org/images/halloween/...
by Mar
Mon Oct 31, 2005 2:30 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ask Mar
Replies: 411
Views: 129257

I've already answered this on page 2, but here it is again.. The most commonly used technique is to grab by the legs and then wait till it stops moving (either that or a quick snap of the neck). Followed by a slight incision down its belly to its mouth with a scapel and then it should peel off, but ...
by Mar
Sat Oct 29, 2005 3:51 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ask Mar
Replies: 411
Views: 129257

Hi Mar, this isnt a great problem, and certainly wont stop the world from turning but its something that really puzzles me. Why do they post motorway signs on the left hand side of the road? This is something that has bothered me for years. Has anyone else had a sign they need to see, only to miss ...
by Mar
Fri Oct 14, 2005 5:58 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Ask Mar
Replies: 411
Views: 129257

Don Alonso, Always look on the bright side of death, just before you take that terminal breath.. Nah, sod that, its been done. Those 'cheeky monty pythonny fellows' can have it. Here's what you do. Start up a theatre remake of the Flashing Blade promising the original actor who played the foopish fr...
by Mar
Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:43 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The TW Caption Competition Thread
Replies: 2985
Views: 922598

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"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."