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by Bruce Rioja
Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:16 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: Hi There
Replies: 21
Views: 9771

Montreal Wanderer wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
libreg wrote:Don't take the bate ulster white.
Isn't that a past participle of beat?
I think it is 'beat' phonetically with an Ulster accent.
That's a bloody good call! :shock: However, Why would you take the beat? Maybe it's to do with sugar? :conf:
by Bruce Rioja
Thu Sep 13, 2007 8:05 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Traitor. Marmalade Icon sells out.
Replies: 20
Views: 1311

I'll tell you the problem with marmalade, Tango, it's that it has mysterious properties. You can open a brand new jar of it, merely insert the tip of a knife into it, yet it still ends up getting between your fingers. How? :conf: Use a spoon? :wink: That'll make no difference whatsover, I assure yo...
by Bruce Rioja
Thu Sep 13, 2007 7:46 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: Hi There
Replies: 21
Views: 9771

libreg wrote:Don't take the bate ulster white.
Isn't that a past participle of beat?
by Bruce Rioja
Thu Sep 13, 2007 7:38 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: Lloyd George knows my father
Replies: 27
Views: 11922

Re: Lloyd George knows my father

Soldier_Of_The_White_Army wrote:Never had you down as being Jewish Bruce :D
:lol: I'm not, though I do share the one, perhaps most defining characteristic of the Jewish male, but there's no need to elaborate on here thank-you!
by Bruce Rioja
Thu Sep 13, 2007 7:20 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: Lloyd George knows my father
Replies: 27
Views: 11922

Re: Lloyd George knows my father

Why support Bolton Wanderers? Didn't have any choice. No say in the matter. That's just how it is. Get used to it, and enjoy it. If you're Jewish ................... William, I kid you not, you've just made the hairs on the back of my neck stand up, and have brought goosebumps to my forearms. Cheer...
by Bruce Rioja
Thu Sep 13, 2007 7:03 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: USA vs Brazil
Replies: 34
Views: 7090

He's shit Batman. You support a team of which 50% of the central defence options comprise Gerald Cid and Ľubomír Michalík. A defence to which Gary Docherty wouldn't look entirely out of place, let you're slagging off Jamie Carragher as being "shit". I'd be tempted to wind the old neck in if I were ...
by Bruce Rioja
Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:56 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: In case you missed it
Replies: 32
Views: 6551

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:We didn't qualify for that. You don't need an invite when the party's at your house.
Aye, that's what I actually meant (sorry for the rubbishness, and cheers DSB). Which was the last competition that both England and Scotland qualified for the finals for via the qualification process? :conf:
by Bruce Rioja
Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:50 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: And Engerlund?
Replies: 37
Views: 6663

Not really. Three weeks ago if you'd have asked people to list players to partner Owen up front in Crouch/Rooneys absence. How many do you think would've featured Heskey high on the list? Without sounding like I'm having a go at McClaren for having it's sake, I would imagine that Michael Owen himse...
by Bruce Rioja
Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:37 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Police raid football clubs
Replies: 79
Views: 19105

Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:More from the Telegraph: it's Chimbonda!
Oooh, Jimmy Jewell. Where there's a Scouser.................. :D
by Bruce Rioja
Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:28 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Hi Pot, I'm Kettle... Israel v England
Replies: 34
Views: 6436

Thank feck for that, he's kept the same side. More importantly, Barry alongside Gerrard. It's the bloody future I tell you. Gerrard or Lampard, not Gerrard and Lampard. Come on you boys!!!! Aye and whoever's in is put under pressure by whoever's out. Good lord, is that a meritocracy I see? We live ...
by Bruce Rioja
Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:25 pm
Forum: New Members
Topic: Hi There
Replies: 21
Views: 9771

Been supporting BWFC for over 30yrs, use to stand on Burden paddock watching the likes of the great "Ray Deaken" and so on. been living over here for around 7yrs now and i think they might be another two of us somewhere? I get to the Reebok about a dozen times these days(very expensive having conve...
by Bruce Rioja
Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:13 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: TW nightshift
Replies: 144
Views: 34134

blurred wrote:You're not the first to advocate the old mary jane today :D
Tesco are having one of their wine fair jobbies again. They're doing an Argentinian Shiraz for about £4.00 and it's 14.5% vol. That should even have you talking some sense prior to dropping off. :mrgreen:
by Bruce Rioja
Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:06 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Traitor. Marmalade Icon sells out.
Replies: 20
Views: 1311

Worthy4England wrote:Hmmm they wont be heading back anytime soon - more's the pity. I still have mine from when I was a kid :-)
It's probably worth a few quid too, Worthy. God knows what you'd have to describe it as being on Ebay though! :?
by Bruce Rioja
Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:04 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Traitor. Marmalade Icon sells out.
Replies: 20
Views: 1311

The proof. Paddington has defected. http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/9813/paddingtonbear450x300cr9.jpg Oh, and in the new squeezy dispenser to boot! Well in. I'll tell you the problem with marmalade, Tango, it's that it has mysterious properties. You can open a brand new jar of it, merely insert ...
by Bruce Rioja
Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:59 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Traitor. Marmalade Icon sells out.
Replies: 20
Views: 1311

Rubbish, they're all Latin. Anyway, I gleamed that bit of info from Radio 4 so it just has to be correct, LGM, and what the feck's a Carnauba ? Ahhh, that's why you're so bright. Haha. Nightmare typo! In mitigation, Miludd, the M does sit aside the N, and my fingers aren't those of a concert pianis...
by Bruce Rioja
Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:55 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Traitor. Marmalade Icon sells out.
Replies: 20
Views: 1311

I don't actually know if I like Marmite or not. I'm too tight to spend the money buying a jar to see how it is....I mean what if it's rancid? I'll have wasted my money! Bloody hell Hoss, surely missing one bag of chips won't hurt? Buy it now before that little traitor gets his face on the label. :m...
by Bruce Rioja
Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:52 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joys of Google Ads
Replies: 105
Views: 16046

Bloody hell, I've just got Ginger's Celine Dion tickets jobbie. "Front row tickets available", yeah and every other row too, I shouldn't wonder. What a din.
by Bruce Rioja
Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:11 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Traitor. Marmalade Icon sells out.
Replies: 20
Views: 1311

Rubbish, they're all Latin. Anyway, I gleamed that bit of info from Radio 4 so it just has to be correct, LGM, and what the feck's a Carnauba ?
by Bruce Rioja
Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:08 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Joys of Google Ads
Replies: 105
Views: 16046

Cotswoldcompany.co.uk ? :conf:
by Bruce Rioja
Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:03 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Traitor. Marmalade Icon sells out.
Replies: 20
Views: 1311

The entire world is split into two categories; Those that adore Marmite, and those cretinous individuals that are yet to come round to it. By the way, did you know that the word marmalade (literal translation - quince jelly) is one of only two words of Portugese that are of common use in the Englis...