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by InsaneApache
Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:28 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Well I never knew that!
Replies: 57
Views: 5202

Gives a whole new meaning to flame haired.

My grandkids were told that when they get nits they shouldn't use insecticide but rather hair conditioner and then combed through with a nit comb.

I preferred it when they shaved their heads and painted 'em purple.
by InsaneApache
Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:24 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: you wouldn't get that in Warby's best!
Replies: 20
Views: 2444

What a cock.
by InsaneApache
Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:35 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: you wouldn't get that in Warby's best!
Replies: 20
Views: 2444

They should charge extra for a meatloaf. :oops:
by InsaneApache
Sat Sep 25, 2010 5:02 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: labour leadership candidates....
Replies: 21
Views: 2558

InsaneApache wrote:David Milliband.

Cripes! :oops:

I want Ed though to be honest. He's the right type to lead Labour into oblivion. Good riddence.
LOL
by InsaneApache
Sat Sep 25, 2010 1:47 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: crims are getting harder to spot...
Replies: 43
Views: 4312

Worthy4England wrote:Is it Noddy Holder?
No. It's his friend, Stan. :wink:
by InsaneApache
Tue Sep 21, 2010 4:23 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: crims are getting harder to spot...
Replies: 43
Views: 4312

Very laudenum efforts on the puns guys. 8)
by InsaneApache
Sun Sep 19, 2010 9:14 pm
Forum: Other Footy
Topic: Benitez .... prick
Replies: 1980
Views: 274892

Seems a shame to let this thread wither.

Ar'n't Pewl doing well?

:lol:
by InsaneApache
Sun Sep 19, 2010 6:52 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: New Directions
Replies: 23
Views: 1947

Yeah. Don't employ Tango
Tea, meet keyboard. :lol:
by InsaneApache
Sun Sep 19, 2010 6:49 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: International talk like a pirate day
Replies: 14
Views: 1774

International talk like a pirate day

Ar arrh me scurvy knaves. Avast there. Time to splice the brainmace me shipmates.

Opps forgot the link. http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

:oops:
by InsaneApache
Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:22 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1364356

ohjimmyjimmy wrote:Eastenders has the correct amount of black people in it, dontcha know.
Hardly. Been down Brick Lane recently?
by InsaneApache
Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:20 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Well I never knew that!
Replies: 57
Views: 5202

I was astonished when I discovered that the man who designed the Hawker Hurricane also designed the Harrier Jump Jet.
by InsaneApache
Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:33 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Politics Thread
Replies: 20536
Views: 1960273

Well I am quite red and possibly barmy. 8)
by InsaneApache
Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:30 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1364356

I did get pissed quite a lot in them there days. I defy anyone in that position not to.
by InsaneApache
Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:22 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1364356

by far the largest reasons for homelessness are family breakup - the wife usually gets the house and the bloke falls through a net.. This. Just over twenty years ago, Mrs. Apache MKI decided that she's bugger off with a young beau. Although initially leaving me with two kids under 6, she eventually...
by InsaneApache
Sun Sep 05, 2010 10:37 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Politics Thread
Replies: 20536
Views: 1960273

Didn't Trotsky play bass guitar in the Pink Fairies?
by InsaneApache
Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:40 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1364356

People who winge about other people saying football. When we all know it's soccer.

*takes cover*

:box:
by InsaneApache
Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:36 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: labour leadership candidates....
Replies: 21
Views: 2558

David Milliband.

Cripes! :oops:

I want Ed though to be honest. He's the right type to lead Labour into oblivion. Good riddence.
by InsaneApache
Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:08 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1364356

The last so-called joke in the Joke Thread started by me. :evil:
by InsaneApache
Sun Aug 22, 2010 8:40 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: The Politics Thread
Replies: 20536
Views: 1960273

Aye he's a bit of a fat bastard.
by InsaneApache
Thu Aug 19, 2010 11:38 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Today I'm angry about.....
Replies: 19926
Views: 1364356

Put bi-carb on it.

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