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by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 21, 2006 10:45 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Please don't shout....
Replies: 11
Views: 2133

[whispers] Not seen owt about it in these pages, Norm.

It's a Wiki-yes
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julio_Cesar_Santos_Correa

Links to:
http://j-cesar.com/?page_id=5
Which seems genuine
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 21, 2006 7:27 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Fatal Stabbing today in Bradshawgate
Replies: 80
Views: 8948

So a turban is allowed, because it cannot be hidden.....if she wore a three foot long cross she would be OK? the Bible says nowt about wearing a cross... it does urge followers to "pick up their cross and follow" - if she was being biblically literal about it all, she'd carry a six-foot cross (or p...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 21, 2006 3:09 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: What are you playing tonight?
Replies: 5751
Views: 673508

Mood was sagging in the office so I've just cranked up Tijuana Taxi by Herb Alpert – one of those songs, like Sir Duke, which makes sadness seem impossible - followed by Easy Lover by Collins & Bailey (on request from a younger staff member who didn't have to endure it back in the day)
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:54 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Fatal Stabbing today in Bradshawgate
Replies: 80
Views: 8948

So a turban is allowed, because it cannot be hidden.....if she wore a three foot long cross she would be OK? the Bible says nowt about wearing a cross... it does urge followers to "pick up their cross and follow" - if she was being biblically literal about it all, she'd carry a six-foot cross (or p...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 21, 2006 2:50 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: keeleys just gone up in my estimation
Replies: 271
Views: 39461

communistworkethic wrote:Chloe off the M&S marketing..

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Apparently, Mrs Makelele. So, Chloe, what first attracted you to the multimillionaire dwarf?
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:55 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Names
Replies: 26
Views: 3354

A useful health indicator is to ask the recently-voided "cable-laying or crop-spraying"?
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:54 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Names
Replies: 26
Views: 3354

Blimey!

Not to pick, but you need synonyms for the noun, not the verb... :twisted:
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:41 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Facebook
Replies: 10
Views: 1646

do they want the lovely princess carriage - or that horrid glowing bear - or Barbie's super-realistic horse? :D Nat(alie) wants nowt but flowery princess nonsense Ella just wants everything The very same with my daughter. My son wants nothing but WWE Rey Mysterio and John Cena stuff, along with Dr ...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 21, 2006 1:40 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Names
Replies: 26
Views: 3354

thebish wrote:
Dave Sutton's barnet wrote: You could also include Andy Todd.
pronounced (in a Hull accent) Andy Turd?? :wink:

I'm off for a Todd...
You've heard of todd as a synonym for turd, innit?
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:34 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Names
Replies: 26
Views: 3354

I resisted it back then - but now you've set me off... a few weeks ago, as I drove home from Walthamstow down the A12, I was listening to the end of a couple of champions league games and chuckling to myself (childishly) at the sheer number of players who are named after poo... there were three men...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:24 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Fatal Stabbing today in Bradshawgate
Replies: 80
Views: 8948

thebish wrote:commando??
No, I'm fully briefed.
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:22 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Names
Replies: 26
Views: 3354

Names

So, it now seems to be established (and is backed up by a Doutchwoman of my acquaintance) that Dirk Kuyt is pronounced DurruhKowt. This seems to mean that we should refer to Johan Crowf, but that's by the by. More importantly, Kowt's dad is a fisherman called Gerrit. Gerrit Kowt. Great name for a fi...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 21, 2006 12:18 pm
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Fatal Stabbing today in Bradshawgate
Replies: 80
Views: 8948

It is but there's no indictaion they were Sikhs. No indeed. No religious identification at all. There was talk that anyone leaving the house with a knife should be locked up forever, which is understandable in a way, but a bugger for some - including the main importer of Swiss Army Knives... or the...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 21, 2006 11:34 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Fatal Stabbing today in Bradshawgate
Replies: 80
Views: 8948

communistworkethic wrote:It is but there's no indictaion they were Sikhs.
No indeed. No religious identification at all.
There was talk that anyone leaving the house with a knife should be locked up forever, which is understandable in a way, but a bugger for some - including the main importer of Swiss Army Knives...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 21, 2006 10:27 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Facebook
Replies: 10
Views: 1646

thebish wrote:do they want the lovely princess carriage - or that horrid glowing bear - or Barbie's super-realistic horse? :D
Nat(alie) wants nowt but flowery princess nonsense
Ella just wants everything
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 21, 2006 10:26 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Fatal Stabbing today in Bradshawgate
Replies: 80
Views: 8948

One thought, which may open a can of worms I have no intention of eating: isn't a knife one of a sikh's sacred possessions?

(Quick search)

Ah yes - for non-violent prevention of aggression
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirpan
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 21, 2006 10:22 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Facebook
Replies: 10
Views: 1646

thebish wrote:
Dave Sutton's barnet wrote:Well I never - I never knew I needsed that. What's the name for that which points out things you never knew you needed?
your mother?? :conf:
this time of year, it's the kids, every sodding ad break...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 21, 2006 10:02 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Facebook
Replies: 10
Views: 1646

Well I never - I never knew I needsed that. What's the name for that which points out things you never knew you needed? Ah yes - advertising...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:09 am
Forum: General Banter
Topic: Oh balls!!!
Replies: 7
Views: 1061

who hasnt blurred? I take it you one of 'the poorer' members of TW :mrgreen: I have neither sky+ nor HD.. One thing that puzzles me (OK - one thing amongst many..) - the adverts for HD telly - I watch them on my ordinary telly, and I think to myself - "wow - that's an awesome picture of a flower-op...
by Dave Sutton's barnet
Mon Nov 20, 2006 7:39 pm
Forum: Site Development & Feedback
Topic: site logo?
Replies: 12
Views: 5548

Gertie wrote:Do boys normally brag about how fast they get things done????
With most things, yes. Driving, for instance.