Why No Number 10?

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Why No Number 10?

Post by jordAn.WS22 » Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:12 pm

Hi.
New to all this, so lets "Clap clap clap its the wanderers rap, we're the pride of the north, we put the town on the map."

I just wanna say, I saw this scrawled onto a steamy number 6 bus window back from City (including Bennett)

Jesus was born in bolton
Bethlebok.

Also I know everyone enjoys a bit of Nobby Murking
But maybe, given time he could be the player he once was, recent performances have suggested so, they're not completely littered with needless mistakes anymore and hes even made some quite positive runs and even chances for us! Wow! I think him and Guthers have the potential to be quite a decent team you know...

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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:26 pm

er, welcome! :D

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Re: Why No Number 10?

Post by CrazyHorse » Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:41 pm

jordAn.WS22 wrote:Hi.
New to all this, so lets "Clap clap clap its the wanderers rap, we're the pride of the north, we put the town on the map."

I just wanna say, I saw this scrawled onto a steamy number 6 bus window back from City (including Bennett)

Jesus was born in bolton
Bethlebok.

Also I know everyone enjoys a bit of Nobby Murking
But maybe, given time he could be the player he once was, recent performances have suggested so, they're not completely littered with needless mistakes anymore and hes even made some quite positive runs and even chances for us! Wow! I think him and Guthers have the potential to be quite a decent team you know...

Get Bruno Back.
Nice intro, and indeed as you say everyone enjoys a bit of Nobby Murking.

Hello, good evening and welcome. :D
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Post by Batman » Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:34 am

what the truck is murking?

do you mean calling him a fat useless bastard?

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Re: Why No Number 10?

Post by boltonboris » Fri Nov 02, 2007 9:07 am

jordAn.WS22 wrote:Hi.
New to all this, so lets "Clap clap clap its the wanderers rap, we're the pride of the north, we put the town on the map."

I just wanna say, I saw this scrawled onto a steamy number 6 bus window back from City (including Bennett)

Jesus was born in bolton
Bethlebok.

Also I know everyone enjoys a bit of Nobby Murking
But maybe, given time he could be the player he once was, recent performances have suggested so, they're not completely littered with needless mistakes anymore and hes even made some quite positive runs and even chances for us! Wow! I think him and Guthers have the potential to be quite a decent team you know...

Get Bruno Back.
Are you Terry Wogan?

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Re: Why No Number 10?

Post by jordAn.WS22 » Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:03 pm

boltonboris wrote:
jordAn.WS22 wrote:Hi.
New to all this, so lets "Clap clap clap its the wanderers rap, we're the pride of the north, we put the town on the map."

I just wanna say, I saw this scrawled onto a steamy number 6 bus window back from City (including Bennett)

Jesus was born in bolton
Bethlebok.

Also I know everyone enjoys a bit of Nobby Murking
But maybe, given time he could be the player he once was, recent performances have suggested so, they're not completely littered with needless mistakes anymore and hes even made some quite positive runs and even chances for us! Wow! I think him and Guthers have the potential to be quite a decent team you know...

Get Bruno Back.
Are you Terry Wogan?
Damn right I am.
Sorry, i dont understand, on the forum where i put this comment, do I not do that?
Am i supposed to just introduce myself?

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Re: Why No Number 10?

Post by boltonboris » Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:05 pm

jordAn.WS22 wrote:
boltonboris wrote:
jordAn.WS22 wrote:Hi.
New to all this, so lets "Clap clap clap its the wanderers rap, we're the pride of the north, we put the town on the map."

I just wanna say, I saw this scrawled onto a steamy number 6 bus window back from City (including Bennett)

Jesus was born in bolton
Bethlebok.

Also I know everyone enjoys a bit of Nobby Murking
But maybe, given time he could be the player he once was, recent performances have suggested so, they're not completely littered with needless mistakes anymore and hes even made some quite positive runs and even chances for us! Wow! I think him and Guthers have the potential to be quite a decent team you know...

Get Bruno Back.
Are you Terry Wogan?
Damn right I am.
Sorry, i dont understand, on the forum where i put this comment, do I not do that?
Am i supposed to just introduce myself?
You did everything right mate - Don't worry. It was just the way you went off on the rant it reminded me of Wogan!! Read back what you typed, imagining his accent...

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Post by red-army » Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:58 pm

u daft gimp why would terry wogan support utter shite?

GOING DOWN !!

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Post by Batman » Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:59 pm

red-army wrote:u daft gimp why would terry wogan support utter shite?

GOING DOWN !!

ooh, we've another keyboard warrior

is it still halfterm? Why are we getting the halfwits back on?

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Post by red-army » Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:02 pm

before you start the 'you are a child' rant, bear in mind your name is 'batman'.

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Post by Batman » Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:03 pm

red-army wrote:before you start the 'you are a child' rant, bear in mind your name is 'batman'.

Cheers la, did you come up with that one on your own or did your carer help?

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Post by red-army » Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:06 pm

she helped!
MUFC

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Post by WhiteArmy » Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:09 pm

Batman wrote:
red-army wrote:u daft gimp why would terry wogan support utter shite?

GOING DOWN !!

ooh, we've another keyboard warrior

is it still halfterm? Why are we getting the halfwits back on?
I think leigh, wigan and tyldesley have this week off instead of last week.

So i'll go for a tyldesley atherton salford overspill pleb at a guess

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Post by red-army » Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:11 pm

WhiteArmy wrote:
Batman wrote:
red-army wrote:u daft gimp why would terry wogan support utter shite?

GOING DOWN !!

ooh, we've another keyboard warrior

is it still halfterm? Why are we getting the halfwits back on?
I think leigh, wigan and tyldesley have this week off instead of last week.

So i'll go for a tyldesley atherton salford overspill pleb at a guess

any particular reason why you enjoy studying who is on half term and who isn't?
MUFC

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Post by WhiteArmy » Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:16 pm

red-army wrote:
WhiteArmy wrote:
Batman wrote:
red-army wrote:u daft gimp why would terry wogan support utter shite?

GOING DOWN !!

ooh, we've another keyboard warrior

is it still halfterm? Why are we getting the halfwits back on?
I think leigh, wigan and tyldesley have this week off instead of last week.

So i'll go for a tyldesley atherton salford overspill pleb at a guess

any particular reason why you enjoy studying who is on half term and who isn't?
Well seeing as you ask, it's my job.

Batman

Post by Batman » Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:21 pm

red-army wrote:
WhiteArmy wrote:
Batman wrote:
red-army wrote:u daft gimp why would terry wogan support utter shite?

GOING DOWN !!

ooh, we've another keyboard warrior

is it still halfterm? Why are we getting the halfwits back on?
I think leigh, wigan and tyldesley have this week off instead of last week.

So i'll go for a tyldesley atherton salford overspill pleb at a guess

any particular reason why you enjoy studying who is on half term and who isn't?

the government ask me to

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Post by jordAn.WS22 » Sun Nov 04, 2007 12:21 pm

Hi my names "Red Army"
I was probably born in chorley or Lostock or Westhoughton,
But that means that I support United, obviously.
Why?
Coz theyre good thats why...

No I couldnt tell you what the score was yesterday....
Well because I dont go to matches or watch them thats why...
I Have better things to do than go watch Utd, that team who everyone in my class supports, (so i do)

Like join a Bolton Wanderers fan site to use quick-whitted, off the cuff ingenious jokes like:
"Going down" Ohohoho...i am well funny.

I mean, instead of going out or even joining a United fan site, i go on this bolton one instead because Im really really hard.

Part-time Queer.
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Post by jordAn.WS22 » Sun Nov 04, 2007 12:35 pm

My names "Red Army"

the only reason im on this site is coz when i tried to type "bottom fondlers" into google, the "bolton wanderers fan site" came up as the top result, i think its coz my huge fat stumps of glory-supporting fingers can't press one letter at a time.

anyway i must be off, im going to buy a Utd shirt with Ronaldo number 11 on the back, with my best friend Hwong-su, he and his mate Jai-pun go to the Utd matches every week, mind you they only go to see Dong, although, even if he doesnt play, they can just look round the stadium and see 70,000 of em.
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Post by Dave Sutton's barnet » Sun Nov 04, 2007 12:38 pm

jordAn.WS22 wrote:Part-time Queer.
Well, he's still experimenting in the showers after double PE.

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Post by reddy! » Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:32 pm

jordAn.WS22 wrote:My names "Red Army"

the only reason im on this site is coz when i tried to type "bottom fondlers" into google, the "bolton wanderers fan site" came up as the top result, i think its coz my huge fat stumps of glory-supporting fingers can't press one letter at a time.

anyway i must be off, im going to buy a Utd shirt with Ronaldo number 11 on the back, with my best friend Hwong-su, he and his mate Jai-pun go to the Utd matches every week, mind you they only go to see Dong, although, even if he doesnt play, they can just look round the stadium and see 70,000 of em.
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