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hi all,

great to hear other fans comments on here.

a very close friend of mine here in Bath had a ticket for the blackburn game on sunday but cant get up due to the weather.

grrrr


have fun those that do go!

matt

Cheers and welcome aboard.

Welcome, Doc. I'm surprised weather conditions make travel impossible days in advance.

Welcome, Matt.

it's all thaw now. Get up here...

Greetings, Matt. From my favourite English city, too.

Welcome aboard Doc.

Welcome Matt! (Did you see what I did there?)

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:Welcome Matt! (Did you see what I did there?)

Yes - it was why I said "welcome doc".

Montreal Wanderer wrote:

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:Welcome Matt! (Did you see what I did there?)

Yes - it was why I said "welcome doc".

eh??

thebish wrote:

Montreal Wanderer wrote:

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:Welcome Matt! (Did you see what I did there?)

Yes - it was why I said "welcome doc".

eh??

I avoid puns where possible - have you not heard of laying out welcome mats?

Eh, what's up doc?

Montreal Wanderer wrote:

thebish wrote:

Montreal Wanderer wrote:

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:Welcome Matt! (Did you see what I did there?)

Yes - it was why I said "welcome doc".

eh??

I avoid puns where possible - have you not heard of laying out welcome mats?

yes - I have!

but - I suspect it was only obvious to you that you had gone through the thought process:

Hmmmm... I could write "welcome Matt" - but that's a pun - so I'll write "welcome Doc" !!

you know that - but to everyone else you were just saying "welcome doc" and not amusingly avoiding a pun!

so - when Zulu does the pun that you avoided - it caused me to say "eh?" - cos you put an angry smilie as if somehow Zulu had copied you or stolen your idea!!

Why would anyone live in a bath? and what happens when the plug comes out?

Think I need to out Dr Matt. I am his mate, the one who couldn't get to the match. He tries to be supportive but thinks Rugby a superior game and, if pushed supports West Ham (or as we know them "there's six points already then") It's not his fault, he is a Southerner and needs our understanding. Still and all, there's many who (wait for it, pun alert so no-one thinks I didn't mean it) A-door Matt (adore Matt? geddit, Oh suit yourselves)
Bath is a lovely town but, as far as residents are concerned, they don't know there is only one O in Coyle, and believe there's a R in Barth.
Good luck tomorrow...COYWM

boltonbelter wrote:Think I need to out Dr Matt. I am his mate, the one who couldn't get to the match. He tries to be supportive but thinks Rugby a superior game and, if pushed supports West Ham (or as we know them "there's six points already then") It's not his fault, he is a Southerner and needs our understanding. Still and all, there's many who (wait for it, pun alert so no-one thinks I didn't mean it) A-door Matt (adore Matt? geddit, Oh suit yourselves)
Bath is a lovely town but, as far as residents are concerned, they don't know there is only one O in Coyle, and believe there's a R in Barth.
Good luck tomorrow...COYWM

he said you can't get there because of the weather.... how does that work??? the weather is fine!

had to make a call on Thurs, weather wasn't fine then!! And I'm a wuss on ice and in fog...

boltonbelter wrote:had to make a call on Thurs, weather wasn't fine then!! And I'm a wuss on ice and in fog...

ahhh...

incidentally... "wuss on ice and in fog" - great idea for a TV show...

thebish wrote:

Montreal Wanderer wrote:

thebish wrote:

Montreal Wanderer wrote:

Zulus Thousand of em wrote:Welcome Matt! (Did you see what I did there?)

Yes - it was why I said "welcome doc".

eh??

I avoid puns where possible - have you not heard of laying out welcome mats?

yes - I have!

but - I suspect it was only obvious to you that you had gone through the thought process:

Hmmmm... I could write "welcome Matt" - but that's a pun - so I'll write "welcome Doc" !!

you know that - but to everyone else you were just saying "welcome doc" and not amusingly avoiding a pun!

so - when Zulu does the pun that you avoided - it caused me to say "eh?" - cos you put an angry smilie as if somehow Zulu had copied you or stolen your idea!!

Tbh, bish old dog collar, I wrote Welcome Matt without thinking, then noticed and changed it (because puns are painful). The angry smilie was not because Zulus stole my idea but because he lacked the restraint I would have expected in a senior moderator. For the rest, I wasn't sure what you didn't understand (I didn't think you had used a Canadianism btw).

I get it now thought you'd all gone bonkers for a min there

bloody norah - when hoboh thinks you're bonkers - it's time to worry!