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Re: new member

Post by Wandering Willy » Fri Jun 01, 2012 9:05 am

You reckon?
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Sat Jun 02, 2012 3:21 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:is it on a main road leading to the town centre on one direction and arbofield/barkahm in the other
No, she doesn't live on a main road. I'm really not about to start handing out the addresses of my friends. Her name's Rachel - and that's as deep as you get in.

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Post by Bruce Rioja » Sat Jun 02, 2012 3:53 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:is it on a main road leading to the town centre on one direction and arbofield/barkahm in the other
No, she doesn't live on a main road. I'm really not about to start handing out the addresses of my friends. Her name's Rachel - and that's as deep as you get in.

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I did wonder if Swiss Tony the Enfield might misinterpret that! 8)
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Post by thebish » Sat Jun 02, 2012 5:22 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:is it on a main road leading to the town centre on one direction and arbofield/barkahm in the other
No, she doesn't live on a main road. I'm really not about to start handing out the addresses of my friends. Her name's Rachel - and that's as deep as you get in.

:shock:
I did wonder if Swiss Tony the Enfield might misinterpret that! 8)
running a marathon is a bit like making love to a beautiful woman....
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Re: new member

Post by Bruce Rioja » Sun Jun 03, 2012 3:28 pm

thebish wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:is it on a main road leading to the town centre on one direction and arbofield/barkahm in the other
No, she doesn't live on a main road. I'm really not about to start handing out the addresses of my friends. Her name's Rachel - and that's as deep as you get in.

:shock:
I did wonder if Swiss Tony the Enfield might misinterpret that! 8)
running a marathon is a bit like making love to a beautiful woman....
First of all, you need to be able to go the full distance......
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Post by Prufrock » Sun Jun 03, 2012 6:43 pm

Bruce Rioja wrote: First of all, you need to be able to go the full distance......

You have to fight against the burn before eventually coming up against the wall.
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Post by Gooner Girl » Sun Jun 03, 2012 6:52 pm

thebish wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
Gary the Enfield wrote:
Bruce Rioja wrote:
bwfcdan94 wrote:is it on a main road leading to the town centre on one direction and arbofield/barkahm in the other
No, she doesn't live on a main road. I'm really not about to start handing out the addresses of my friends. Her name's Rachel - and that's as deep as you get in.

:shock:
I did wonder if Swiss Tony the Enfield might misinterpret that! 8)
running a marathon is a bit like making love to a beautiful woman....
And you would know?!
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Post by thebish » Sun Jun 03, 2012 6:55 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
thebish wrote:
running a marathon is a bit like making love to a beautiful woman....
And you would know?!
oh - indeed!!! :wink:
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Post by Gooner Girl » Sun Jun 03, 2012 7:36 pm

thebish wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
thebish wrote:
running a marathon is a bit like making love to a beautiful woman....
And you would know?!
oh - indeed!!! :wink:
You've run a marathon?!
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Post by thebish » Sun Jun 03, 2012 7:41 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
thebish wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
thebish wrote:
running a marathon is a bit like making love to a beautiful woman....
And you would know?!
oh - indeed!!! :wink:
You've run a marathon?!
no - but I know what it's a bit LIKE!
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Post by Gooner Girl » Sun Jun 03, 2012 7:42 pm

thebish wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
thebish wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
thebish wrote:
running a marathon is a bit like making love to a beautiful woman....
And you would know?!
oh - indeed!!! :wink:
You've run a marathon?!
no - but I know what it's a bit LIKE!
And how is it like making love to a beautiful woman?!
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Post by Gary the Enfield » Sun Jun 03, 2012 7:45 pm

Don't go off to fast or you'll never get the chance to finish when you want?
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Re: new member

Post by Gooner Girl » Sun Jun 03, 2012 7:48 pm

Gary the Enfield wrote:Don't go off to fast or you'll never get the chance to finish when you want?
Speaking from experience here!?! Lucky ladies... errrrr....
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Post by thebish » Sun Jun 03, 2012 7:50 pm

you clearly never watched the FAST SHOW, hun!!
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Post by Gooner Girl » Sun Jun 03, 2012 7:53 pm

thebish wrote:you clearly never watched the FAST SHOW, hun!!
Nope! And i now feel i have missed out... :cry:
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Post by thebish » Sun Jun 03, 2012 8:00 pm

Gooner Girl wrote:
thebish wrote:you clearly never watched the FAST SHOW, hun!!
Nope! And i now feel i have missed out... :cry:
basically a cheesy used car salesman called Swiss Toni who said everything he was asked advice about (selling cars, washing cars, you name it) was "like making love to a beautiful woman" - explaining with a monologue of innuendo...

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Post by Salford Trotter » Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:44 pm

thebish wrote:
Gooner Girl wrote:
thebish wrote:you clearly never watched the FAST SHOW, hun!!
Nope! And i now feel i have missed out... :cry:
basically a cheesy used car salesman called Swiss Toni who said everything he was asked advice about (selling cars, washing cars, you name it) was "like making love to a beautiful woman" - explaining with a monologue of innuendo...

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Post by thebish » Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:07 am

Salford Trotter wrote: Is that you Bish before you lost your barnet?

oh yes! 8)
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Re: new member

Post by Bruce Rioja » Mon Jun 04, 2012 11:56 am

For the benefit of GG (and everyone else's too, really) :D

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