West Ham are complete failures! Let's all laugh at 'em!

[Epitaph]

Ah ok, not been in long so haven't had time to check. Good result for them.

[Soldier_Of_The_White_Army]

[Zulus Thousand of em]

I'm not getting on no damn plane, fool!

http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php ... sc&start=0



(Putdown of the year in post 6, by the way. The taxi driver is a Millwall fan, and the Spammers don't like them much, apparently.)

[officer_dibble]

geez i had so much fun watchin this on motd on saturday, shame bolton had to go and ruin it for me

ferdinand, davenport are a complete pair of jokers.....some wof the worst defending ever witnessed in the prem that

pardew was so dignified as well, was half expecting a dance in front of the charlton fans...

teves is the only player who looks anything like premiership, wonder what price he will be up for in the summer?

[Batman]

Tevez will go abroad.

[Zulus Thousand of em]

Our friends on KUMB are now debating who their next manager will be!

Check out this little gem.

too late now but big sam would have come to us if you doubled his wages. He plays a different kind of football i know but he is f-cking miles better than the idiot curbs and miles better than any of the other names ever mentioned

Bless!

[warthog]

It's not just us that dislikes the Shammers

This is from a chap called Peter Swann who writes for the Peterborough Evening Telegraph. A splendid wind up I think.

WORST fans in the Premiership, if not the universe? It has to be West Ham's.

How exactly did they spend the second half of their most crucial match of the season? Cheering on the opposition manager rather than their own team that's how.

It's not as though many of them argued with the sacking of pompous Pardew before Christmas.

Now you'd think he'd created total football and given birth to Bobby Moore and Trevor Brooking the way they bang on about him.

The Hammers current boss has proved that he was a decent small-club manager during his time at Charlton

And seeing as come next season that's exactly what West Ham United will be, the club's supporters should be happy.

http://www.peterboroughtoday.co.uk/View ... ionID=5252

He seems to have a real downer on West Ham and Pardew. Here's some of his other stuff.

IT'S great to see my mate Alan Pardew back on the Premiership scene, however briefly. Especially as he's taken on a bigger lost cause than England's cricket world cup manager.

How I look forward to seeing him squirm and wriggle as he tries to blame everyone but himself for Charlton's relegation. Indeed as West Ham look doomed he could well be the first man to relegate two teams in the same season.

You see there is something to look forward to in 2007.

WHAT is it about West Ham that sends managers doolally? Alan Pardew was already a big-head when he arrived at Upton Park, but he'd been driven bonkers by the end of his reign (Tevez, Mascharano and a fight with Arsene Wenger for starters).

And now Alan Curbishley has quickly succumbed to the same disease. The sane, steady and successful Charlton Curbishley has been replaced by a man only loosely in touch with his marbles.

You need gladiators, fighters, scrappers and heroes to win relegation battles. You certainly don't need a professional relegation expert like Nigel Quashie or lightweight defenders like Matthew Upson, Lucas Neill and Callum Davenport.

Upson and Neill have shown the level of their commitment by writing clauses into their contract which enables their escape when The Hammers suffer their inevitable relegation

Curbishley is a Premiership version of Keith Alexander. He's been given a bottomless pot of money to spend so he's throwing it at any old clogger who comes his way.

There appears to be no logic to the signings and it's quite sad to see a man so highly respected for his work over 10 years at one club, ruin his reputation in 10 weeks at another.

[Zulus Thousand of em]

It couldn't get any funnier, could it? Oh yes it could!

Tired, out of touch, wasted has beens: Robson, Venables, Hoddle, Souness etc

Chip-on-shoulder, low status, take you to tenth in the Prem then relegate you: Billy Davies, Alan Pardew, etc

What we need is someone to represent West Ham's new financial muscle and new level of ambition. It has to be someone committed, high profile, professional, untainted, ruthless, and ready to build a dynasty. Someone who can look any player in the world in the eye and excite them, sign them, motivate them and discipline them.

I'm tired of West Ham being managed by people who sound like wheeler dealer, small fry, parochial amateurs. It sets the tone for the club.

My shortlist, in order of preference:

1. Roy Keane.
2. Jurgen Klinsmann
3. Leo Beenhakker.
4. Slaven Bilic
5. Carlos Queiroz

Nurse, the screens!

[surrey_white]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTeKUpzu ... ed&search=

great video

if its already been posted sorry!

[Henrik's fan club]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTeKUpzu ... ed&search=

great video

if its already been posted sorry!

So many happy memories

[warthog]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTeKUpzu ... ed&search=

great video

if its already been posted sorry!

Excellent!

[Montreal Wanderer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTeKUpzu ... ed&search=

great video

if its already been posted sorry!

It has but there are some things we never tire of seeing again.

[Backgammon]

It just struck me when I looked at the league table... Watford could easily finish above West Ham and, although they both get relegated, West Ham would finish rock bottom of the Premiership.

I'd love that.. Take a bow West Ham.. THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE

[bobo the clown]

Take a bow West Ham.. THE WORST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE

They certainly seem to have the worst team spirit / attitude.

Individually the players ARE better than their position, but it needs attitude AND ability & their attitude seems to stink, even their own laughable fans say that.

[Nozza]

It couldn't get any funnier, could it? Oh yes it could!

Tired, out of touch, wasted has beens: Robson, Venables, Hoddle, Souness etc

Chip-on-shoulder, low status, take you to tenth in the Prem then relegate you: Billy Davies, Alan Pardew, etc

What we need is someone to represent West Ham's new financial muscle and new level of ambition. It has to be someone committed, high profile, professional, untainted, ruthless, and ready to build a dynasty. Someone who can look any player in the world in the eye and excite them, sign them, motivate them and discipline them.

I'm tired of West Ham being managed by people who sound like wheeler dealer, small fry, parochial amateurs. It sets the tone for the club.

My shortlist, in order of preference:

1. Roy Keane.
2. Jurgen Klinsmann
3. Leo Beenhakker.
4. Slaven Bilic
5. Carlos Queiroz

Nurse, the screens!

Fooook off ya cockney kants.

[Marshall]

A load of West Ham supporters came into the restaurant I work in tonight, and they were laughing at Blackburn beating Arsenal and the fact that Arsenal were x amount of points behind United..............Needless to say I laughed at them for being in the relegation zone. But it's true that some spammers still blame Bolton for their relegation in 2003(?).

[Zulus Thousand of em]

There's been another batch released from the asylum.

Following an earlier post saying that Sam's the man to sort them out -

Absolutely the man for the job. The big horrible b*stard. Get him in ASAP Eggy.
We were rumoured to have approached him when Roeder was removed.
This bloke has turned Bolton into a serious side but he will never get them any further.They just don't have the fanbase. A lad i know works with a season ticket holder over there and he reckons they can take a mate for five quid 'cos they can't fill the place(no wonder,its a shithole by design). Even going to reduce season tickets next term.
He's ripe for picking IMO. Smart enough to get us out of the cocopops and take us to Eggys dreamland.
I can't be doing with the bloke,but time is right for some radical thinking.

Money talks,and for a change,we seem to have a load to spare!

Arrogant, deluded tossers.

[hisroyalgingerness]

There's been another batch released from the asylum.

Following an earlier post saying that Sam's the man to sort them out -

Absolutely the man for the job. The big horrible b*stard. Get him in ASAP Eggy.
We were rumoured to have approached him when Roeder was removed.
This bloke has turned Bolton into a serious side but he will never get them any further.They just don't have the fanbase. A lad i know works with a season ticket holder over there and he reckons they can take a mate for five quid 'cos they can't fill the place(no wonder,its a shithole by design). Even going to reduce season tickets next term.
He's ripe for picking IMO. Smart enough to get us out of the cocopops and take us to Eggys dreamland.
I can't be doing with the bloke,but time is right for some radical thinking.

Money talks,and for a change,we seem to have a load to spare!

Arrogant, deluded tossers.

only person in the land slagging us off for reducing ticket prices

[CrazyHorse]

There's been another batch released from the asylum.

Following an earlier post saying that Sam's the man to sort them out -

Absolutely the man for the job. The big horrible b*stard. Get him in ASAP Eggy.
We were rumoured to have approached him when Roeder was removed.
This bloke has turned Bolton into a serious side but he will never get them any further.They just don't have the fanbase. A lad i know works with a season ticket holder over there and he reckons they can take a mate for five quid 'cos they can't fill the place(no wonder,its a shithole by design). Even going to reduce season tickets next term.
He's ripe for picking IMO. Smart enough to get us out of the cocopops and take us to Eggys dreamland.
I can't be doing with the bloke,but time is right for some radical thinking.

Money talks,and for a change,we seem to have a load to spare!

Arrogant, deluded tossers.

Yeah. Cos having a HUGE fanbase is really helping their cause, isn't it?

Cocks.

[Nozza]

They want to scrap "Player of the Year" - according to the Current Bun